It's A Dream

Happy New Year.

As years go by, it's good to reflect.

Have a great night and an even better 2009.

Wally

Box...ing Day

Have A Great Day With Da Family!

THE BEST TO YOU AND YOURS!

LOVE YA.

Kings Of Rock ! cough.ripoff...cough.ripoff...cou...Part Tres.

Last week I had an associate ask me, "Wally you write all kinds of "off the wall" little know stuff on your blog. "What's the one thing that you wrote, that gave you the most flack"?

Well my answer was a post I did in my first year about "Fat Golfers". But the one I still get the most hits on, day after day, is this post...

Now after two years, I finally have found a web page that shows proof positive that what I wrote two years ago was the ugly truth about this group.

I'm am also borrowing pages from a web site that wrote about this topic years before anyone was ever talking about it. "Nash The Slash's" web site...

So Here's The Story About The Supposed "Kings Of Rock".

In the late 60's and the early 70's their was 3 huge bands "The Beatles" , "The Rolling Stones" , and a new kid on the block "Led Zeppelin" . I was a fan of all three , and so were all my buds . These three bands controlled the teen world . Who knew where the sounds and music they made really came from ? We kind'a knew the "Stones" borrowed heavily from the early blues legends Howlin' Wolf , Muddy Waters...etc... We never knew how much they "borrowed" ?

I was listening to the "Howard Stern Show" in March and some book written by some guy , Timothy English , was mentioned , "Sounds Like Teen Spirit" . Stern and the gang were talk'n about how surprised they were at who stole what from who . Gary ("Ba Ba Boey") said "Led Zeppelin's" whole catalogue was in question , in fact the new liner notes were being changed on the "Best Of Led Zeppelin" . They were change'n the song writing credits from "Page & Plant" to whoever they ripped-off . The Biggest news was the classic Rock song of all time , the one everyone knows as "the song" of this era , was a compete rip-off ! Ya know what song I'm talk'n about don'tcha ? Do I have'ta write it ? OK . "Stairway To Heaven" . I know what your think'n . "NO WAY DUDE" ! "Ya Way Dude" !

Back in the early 1970's my friends listened to all kinds of Rock music . We really enjoyed a little known band in the U.S. . This Rock band had a record that reached platinum in Canada . It was was recorded in 1970 and produced by legendary producer David Briggs (Neil Young's producer). This classic album wasn't really that well received in the U.S. To be fair it kind'a didn't get air play , until a underground station in Toronto started play'n it heavily around 1971 . The bands name is "Spirit" and the albums title was "The Twelve Dreams Of Doctor Sardonicus" . I know what your think'n what does "Spirit" have'ta do with "Zeppelin" ? Well in the late 60's they toured together . It seems "Page & Plant" kind'a took alike'n to a certain song "Spirit" performed nightly . "Taurus" was the song they coveted . "Stairway To Heaven" is a replica of "Taurus" . The cord progression in "Stairway To Heaven" is incredibly similar to a song by the Chocolate Watch Band, "And She's Lonely." This is another similarity. They just so happened to have toured with this group also! I would love to say this is all a coincidence , but these coincidences happen way to often with those two "artists", Page & Plant. As a matter of fact I think Jimmy Page has stolen Randy California's (he wrote Taurus) way of playing guitar . I'll say something else I think all royalties from "Stairway To Heaven" should be paid to the family of Randy California . Unfortunately Randy died along with his son, in a swimming accident in Hawaii .

Here is a short list of songs Zeppelin ripped-off completely or "borrowed from".

Now who would believe they would rip-off folk singers? Well they did!
"Babe I’m Gonna Leave You" sung by Joan Baez...became "Good Times, Bad Times". "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" was stolen from folk singer Anne Bredon the writer. Through legal action the liner note has been changed to "Bredon/Page/Plant" .
"How Many More Times" ; The 1st. half the song is rip'd from Howlin' Wolf .The 2nd. half rip'd from a Albert King song "The Hunter" .
"The Lemon Song" ; Howlin' Wolf's "Killing Floor" . They should just call the band "Howlin' Wolf" they rip'd' off this dude so much !
"Moby Dick" ; Sleepy John Estes's "The Girl I Love" .
"Whole Lotta Love" Lyrics and music written be Steve Marriott From "The Small Faces" He was paid off back in the 70's to shut-up about it . Trouble was Steve Marriott borrowed and gave credit to Willie Dixon's "You Need Love"... Zeppelin did neither!
They also "borrowed" Willie's "I Can’t Quit You Baby". They didn't even bother to change the title, they were so brazen!
The list of songs goes On & On & On...

This isn't Led Zeppelin borrowing or paying homage to forgotten artists. This is stealing music fret by fret, note be note, lyric by lyric! To fool yourself thinking it's any other thing would be a disservice to yourself, your youth and the artist that they stole from. Once Plant and Page put their names on the liner notes...That's it, the song has been plagiarized!

I wrote at the top of this post I would give proof to this story and here it is.
Web sites that back-up everything that I wrote two years ago.

First the site were you can hear some of the music side by side.---->Hear It Here!

Also "Nash The Slash's" pages on Led Zeppelin, Steve Marroitt and the band "Spirit".

----->Here!
-----> & Here!

Also a few other web pages that back up what I've writen now and in the past!

-----> Here!
-----> & Here! This guy is much more nice about it than I am!

To say "Zeppelin" is a bunch'o'bullshit would be a understatement . I think the band should be pulled from the "Rock'n'Roll Hall Of Fame" and replaced with the real people who they ripped-off . Namely "Spirit's" Randy California and "Humble Pie's" Steve Marriott. <---Watch This!

And of coarse the Blues & Folk ledgends of the 40's, 50's & 60's!



Maybe the most influantchal musician of our time Willie Dixon:

I think he's in the "Hall Of Fame"! Steve Marriott Of "Humble Pie" & "The Small Faces": A little known fact is the movie "Almost Famous" is based on the "Humble Pie's" Steve Marriott!

Randy California of "Spirit": If you wanna see what a "REAL" tribute is---> Hear This!

Great album give it a try!:

Sa Later Da Wallycrawler

Global Warm'n My Fuck'n Ass!!!

Here's Something I Wrote Oct 2005. See If Anything I Preached Then Came To Pass...

Da Puppet Will Cry!

I use'ta love my freedom . My freedom to grab a paper , watch TV , work , go to bed & sleep . Sounds boring eh ? Other stuff did happen during my normal day , some good and some bad but mostly mundane. I wouldn't have changed it for the world . Give me a average day and I'll show you a happy man . Lately most days haven't been so average most days have been filled with anger , rage , disbelief & contempt . Things haven't been the same in over 5 years [hmm.. What happened 5 years ago?... Guess ?] In that time my family watched my brother die of cancer , my daughter & nephew diagnosed with diabetes and my wife's father die suddenly . Bad horrible things , but things I or anyone else couldn't have changed . They were inevitable . What makes me mad are the things we , all of us , could have stopped . Iraq , the twin towers ,["yes we could have stopped that by voting in a human instead of a puppet"] and our freedom of speech . We have looked the other way during all of these events . We looked elsewhere when we should have looked within . I know the government was pointing another way! But we should have asked the right questions & searched for our own answers . During the towers I was listening to Howard Stern . He was very calming and throughout his radio cast his message was . "We will overcome this tragedy ". "We'll round up the people involved & justice will be done ". "Believe in our President"! . "He'll hunt down these guys"! "Ohhh OK "!!! "When" ??? During the WMD fiasco President Dumba pointed to Saddam as the man with an axe to grind & access to nukes . "Yaaa right" ! When Janet flashed her "ugly" tittie Dumba's stooge Michael Powell sic'd the FCC on anyone who didn't preach the "Right" agenda . And what did we do... Nothing ! We sat there watching our TV's , reading corporate newspapers , tisk tisking . "Oh what , oh what can I do ". "Well how about getting involved IDIOT"! I was really stuck at what I could do . I had no power or voice . I'm just a schmoe like you . Then I thought I do have a voice & I'm not all that retarded ! Ill protest ! Ok where ? And do I have the time ? Plus I hate the ugly bastards who show up at those event's ! Ahh fuck it ! There must be a way to show I'm alive & not amused at this bullshit . Thus this blog ! It's small but at least I have a voice . In my opinion the media is an "old town gossip" and should be treated as such . Tell it something & seconds later it's a"fact" ! The "right wing" knows this & it's about time we used it the same way . I'm a liberal democrat , [big surprise!] I'm also a socialist , I'm a conservative & I'm a "humanist" . I think we're all like that in some whey or another . A liberal at heart , "live & let live" . A socialist in education & medicine ," we all should have quality health care "! A conservative , when in a fight "win at all costs ", but pick the fights wisely . But most of all a humanist . Let me tell you what a humanist is . A humanist believes in the truth . The truth comes in all kinds of flavors but none of them taste good . The truth always smells bad and is horrific to look at . A humanists job is to expose the truth . We will be sick doing so, but it has to be done . The "news" in the last 2 weeks or so is just the tip of the iceberg with this "scumbag" & his sycophants . We'll all see how we were duped by a moron & his cronies just to steal oil , sell it at inflated prices & set in place a corporate world that's so corrupt that we'll all barf just to think about it . God bless those women & men in the military . Also bless the men, women & children that are being killed . These people are being used as pawns so Dumba can live the life of "Riley". The" fortunate son" will soon be exposed as the "Devil's son" . When truth comes to light look for "chaos" in a form of a plague . This vector is already in place & guaranty you it will be cast when he is exposed . Vice Pres. "Large" Dick , [did you see that picture of that guy what the fuck does this blob got in there a baked ham ? Too bad he can't use it !] has imposed his corrupt evil on the world. But the people will rise up and demand his resignation soon . If you thought Watergate was bad... , wait! This is our burning Rome . We have front row seats to the end of the corporate world . Don't be surprised or afraid of it's swift extinction . Just pray for it !

Sa Again Da Wallycrawler

I think I was right on the mark for most of it. Don't You?

If you want the real truth, things I didn't know then, that I know now...

Watch -----> THIS

Denise Austin: Leaves A Good Impression When She Leaves A Room!

She's Knows What She's Do'n!

Denise Austin: Closeups

I Feel So Crude Watch'n This One!

Fuck'it, Enjoy!

Denise Austin = Ratings For Da Crawler

Denise Austin - Is The Hawtest Thing On T.V.

Denise Austin = Rate'ns!!!
I get more hits from Denise than from anything else!
God Bless Ms. Austin!

Jane

TORONTO - He may not have fired the shot that killed 15-year-old Jane Creba, but by participating in a reckless shootout that sent a hail of gunfire through a street teeming with Boxing Day shoppers, the first man to stand trial in the case must bear responsibility for her death, a jury found Sunday.
Creba's 2005 death sent waves of outrage rippling through Toronto and beyond with dismay over the random shooting of the bright young girl on downtown Toronto's busiest street in the waning hours of the busiest shopping day of the year.
The now 20-year-old man, who can only be identified as J.S.R. because he was under 18 at the time, remained stoic after the jury found him guilty of second-degree murder, two of six counts of aggravated assault and five weapons charges.
The Crown exchanged hugs and huge smiles, while the defence was incredulous. Lawyer Mara Greene's tear-stained face spoke volumes about their utter shock.
Outside court, lawyer Gary Grill said "in our combined experiences as defence lawyers, Ms. Greene and I, we've never, ever, ever had a stronger defence case."
They will "obviously" be appealing, he said.
"We maintain our client's innocence and we will not stop fighting as far as we can go in order to make sure that everyone knows that he indeed is innocent."
The defence called no evidence, but in his closing remarks Grill said the Crown's allegations defied common sense.
The Crown alleged the group of men J.S.R. was with that day escalated a confrontation with another man, Jeremiah Valentine, by pulling guns out, which prompted Valentine to allegedly fire the first shot.
One of the shots that came from Valentine's gun is the one that killed Creba, piercing her back and exiting her body at the base of her throat, the Crown said.
In her closing arguments, Crown attorney Kerry Hughes likened it to street racing, and the courts have said if one driver involved in a street race kills a bystander, both drivers are guilty.
Three guns were fired that day: Valentine's .357, a .25-calibre pistol and a 9-mm Ruger.
Though J.S.R. was arrested carrying the 9-mm gun, the defence argued that another man, Louis Woodcock, was the one who fired shots with that gun, then handed it off to a naive and underage J.S.R.
The Crown alleged J.S.R. took Woodcock's gun and began shooting after Valentine fired the first shot.
The fact that Woodcock brought the gun downtown that day and had it when the shooting began was in the agreed statement of facts and apparently gave the jury trouble, as they went back to the judge with a question about it.
Valentine, Woodcock, five other adults and one youth are charged with either second-degree murder or manslaughter in the case and are expected to stand trial next year.
As the jury's deliberations dragged into a fourth day, many began to wonder if the jury of 11 people (one was excused for personal reasons) would in fact be able to reach a unanimous verdict.
"Of course as time went on we all started thinking, as everybody else here did, as to which way it was going to go," lead investigator Det.-Sgt. Savas Kyriacou said
"(But) I knew what the right thing was and I knew that ultimately they would come up with the right decision."
The defence, however, was stunned.
"I can't explain this jury's verdict," Grill said. "Most of the observers can't explain this jury's verdict. It really is confounding for us."
In his closing arguments last week Grill urged the jury not to let anger over Creba's senseless death cloud their judgment, but outside court Sunday he suggested that's exactly what happened.
"That's obviously what goes through our heads right now, but I don't know and we'll never know what this jury was thinking," Grill said.
Kyriacou said he knew the jury would make the right decision.
He said he spoke with the Crebas and they are also satisfied with the verdict.
When Kyriacou heard the word guilty in the courtroom he said many things went through his head, but primarily the young girl who was shot while shopping with her sister then lay dying on the cold street that day.
"We've been thinking about Jane since Dec. 26, 2005," he said.
"We always think about Jane and I'm sure anyone that's a parent or has siblings or loved ones would also think about her."
A date for sentencing will be set on Thursday.

Crime Is Commerce !

15 year old Jane Creba , a grade 10 student , was gunned down in a hail of bullets nearly two years ago. Six others were injured.

Nine young men were charged in the murder, all have gang ties.

Jane was a good student and a sports star in her high school . Mr. and Mrs. Creba have been brave and patient during this whole ordeal. Jane was their only child .

Crime is associated with evil ! I think that's so , but I also think crime is commerce . Here in Toronto and the GTA (Greater Toronto Area) shootings have become commonplace . On Boxing Day , Dec. 26th. , we have large sales and people line up outside stores all day for some of the bargains, much like the U.S's "Black Friday" . On a Boxing Day in late 2005, something tragic happened in Toronto. A little girl was shot to death lining up to buy some clothes for school . Many others were also injured . The killers or killer have not been charged . What was the reason for this senseless act ...Drugs , Money , Power ! These acts don't only happen in Toronto , I know this is happening where you live too . I bet we all have thousands of stories , all with the same results , innocent people , mostly children , dead .What was the response from the police ? Well the cops want more money . Like that's gonna help ! "We need more police on the street to combat crime " ! Bullshit !!!!! Da government's response ? "We need more laws to outlaw hand guns " ! Fuck'n Bullshit !!!!!!What we need is JOBS ! What we need is EDUCATION ! What we need is a HIGHER WORK ETHIC ! What we need is TEACHERS WHO GIVE A FUCK ! What we need is MORE SOCIAL ASSISTANCE ! What we need is Mothers and Fathers to take responsibility for THEIR CHILDREN ! What we need is MORE MONEY for the working poor ! What we need is THE PUNISHMENT TO FIT THE CRIME ! What we need is to LEGALIZE DRUGS ! What we need is , HONESTY ! What we need is A FUTURE !!!If the only way for young black kids [ ya I said it " BLACK KIDS" ]to make a living is to sell drugs , guess what ?"Don't think so hard" ! If the only way out of poverty is killing , guess what ? If the only way a kid from the streets can drive a new 300 is Ho'n , guess fuck'n what ?Children grow up think'n "what am i gonna be" ? All kids think that way , I did , so did you . All children imitate what they see it's a part of learning . They also learn from figures , father , mother , brother , teacher , etc... If their mentor is a drug dealer or a prostitute what's their future ? "Don't think so hard" ! Part of dealing is area . Question ? : If Johnny's area has 20 crack dealers and Johnny needs to buy his mother some smack , and Johnny has 15 rocks , how many crack dealers does Johnny need to kill to make enough money for a gram of black tar ? That's a tough question , but not for a kid in the hood ! The answer is ..."Alofem" ! You see Johnny doesn't care ! He doesn't care about them , or about you , maybe even his mother . But most of all , Johnny doesn't care about himself ! He has no self worth and no integrity . It hasn't been taught these things because nobody around him have them . Plus Johnny thinks he has no future . He will never say it but Johnny's thinks he's worthless . You know what ? He may be right ! Hey , he could be lucky , like his dad. His dad killed enough dealers that he took over the neighbourhood ?" He could be king like dad man" ! At lest for a while . Until some other young , strong , dude steps up and kills him . Just like old pops . When that little girl was shot that Thug was trained . Like a Doctor or Lawyer a Thug is trained . He is taught a Thugs life of , not caring , watch out for the other guy , kill first or you'll be killed , survival of the fittest or craziest . That Thug was trained for that moment when he pulled the trigger and ended that innocent life . You know what ? He doesn't care ! He wasn't taught to care and he will probably never care . Even when he says he cares . He's lost ! His life should end . That's the harsh reality . We must make the punishment fit the crime . "Sorry Johnny Your Dead" !The only way to change all of this is to change our way of thinking about society . Crime isn't faceless or random there is always a reason . MONEY ! "If I got none , how do you get some "? The easy solution ? Sell ! Sell your body , sell drugs , sell your soul . If you think you don't have one [ soul ] that's a very easy trade . Sex & Drugs are fun , let's face it , they're f'n fun to do ! That's why we do them ! That being said what is the easiest sell besides yourself ? "Drugs baby drugs" ! They're all around us and they are the easiest sell , they're the answer to all of our questions . Even when you don't have a question or a quest ! "Remember when you got all fucked up and George fucked you up the ass "? " No" ?" Neither does George" !" That was fun though" ! I know that didn't hap'n to you but we all know people that it did hap'n to . Always a good time , everybody has a story or two or three . Sometimes the stories get old , sometimes they come to often . That happens . Most of us get out of it or never get a habit . Some don't . When they don't the cycle of crime is about to commence . That addict will soon steal from friends and family , steal from work . steal from stores , steal from other dealers and if they don't get help , die . Die ugly ! A very grisly death ! We all know a few . Some were compatriots some were not . I love when these social scientists or therapists come on TV , "These young people have nothing to live for that's why they do drugs " ! Bullshit !!! If that were a fact the rich and the famous wouldn't do them it would be a 'class' problem . It's not ! It effects every walk of life no matter how much money , fame or success we have . We have to face the fact that drugs are fun ! That they will always be fun ! On a short term bases . Almost every young kid will try drugs [and every adult] . What we all must do after they try drugs is to teach them moderation. We moderate alcohol don't we ? Some don't , almost all do though . This is hard but not impossible . We must legalize all drugs , we must make them tax worthy . Making drugs a commodity is a pretty bold statement and a lot of you will disagree , but here me out . To make drugs legal would create jobs [ Hey Wally always with the jobs ! ] increase our services taxes to spend on infrastructure and education , eliminate drug crime [Ala prohibition] , make our streets safe again , make drugs safer to do and less chance of sickness of overdosing , and so on... "This all sounds so rosy Wally" ! It's not it's commerce and that is why that little girl died in a hail of gun fire . Commerce has it's victims but not like that little girl . That crime and crimes of they're vain will fade away . Here's a scenario . If that girl didn't get shot and she grew up , there is a 90% chance she would have tried illegal drugs of some form . The very thing she was killed over she might have done . That's a sick way of looking at this issue , but it's the truth . We have to see our future and if our future is living in fear because of a social issue , lets change society . Let's kill all forms of racism , let's clean up our neighbourhoods , let's educate every man , woman and child , let's police ourselves , LETS LEGALIZE DRUGS !

Sa Again Wallycrawler .

Posted by wallycrawler at 6:41 AM January 2006

I Had Some Minor Surgery On My Face.

I'm sorry I didn't want to gross ya out!

I'm sure I'll have a full recovery!

Oh Ya! My Baby's Back Too!!!

"Wally Out"!

I Owe It To You To See What I Have Been Doing...

In the last year I have been very quiet about, politics, money, religion...

The reason being I have been studying and learning about a movement...

This is the "Zeitgeist Movement". A movement that will, I feel, change society.

Far be it from me to explain to you about this social reformation.

All I can say is this is the real thing. The truth being told to us and the answers to what is happening in the world today.

I have had many people curse me after seeing the first movie . They have tears in their eyes when myth after myth of their religion, and social system being destroyed by a simple two hour film. In the end they know what was being spoken was in fact, the truth.

I have been studying and from what I can surmise. It-Is-The-Whole-And-Utter-Truth!

So after seeing the film and studying the history behind the film, what was the answer? What could this movie do except destroy one's childhood fantasies and the government, banks and companies that controls our society. That can't be good? Can it?

Well yes it can. It's a freeing thing to know what's/who's actually in control of our lives.

Thus the "Zeitgeist Movement".


I'm not say'n destroy our society as it is, at lest not yet!

I am saying this movement should be listened to and taken in great consideration for the future of humans and nature.

If you haven't watched the first film, that's OK.

Personally I would. It's available on the right of the screen.

Now I have studied and watched the "Zeitgeist Addendum".

I Want You To Know This Is Not Some Cult?

This is a social movement of Scientists and Technicians.That does not discriminate.

You Have Come To Expect That I Wouldn't Knowingly Take You Down A Rabbit Hole. Right?

This is the day you become aware!

I Love Ya

Wally

Die Murane has done another great job at exposing what really happened in India in the past week. This was another "False Flag" operation. http://dermuraenenblog.blogspot.com/2008/11/another-false-flag-operation.html.

"Wake Up"! The truth is out there.

South Park, Ginger Kids episode, Canadian Controversy

Only In Canada!
And Only In Calgary Alberta Precisely, Would This Happen!!!
As You All Know Calgaryons Are Social Retards?!

"Join The Revolution"!
"Boot'a Calgaryon Today!"
Preferably In Da Nads.
F'n Tards!!!

Remember When I Wrote About Deer And Moose On The Highways?

(((BAM)))




A Transport Truck Hit A Large Buck Right In Front Of Me.It Was 4:30 am. Low Vision & The Truck Didn't Use Any Warning Lights. Shit I Still Don't Think He Hit His Brakes!
I Had Nowhere To Go, Except Right Over Him!
He Shot My Car Straight Up.
I Sheared His Head Clean OFF!!!
Poor Thing...
I'm Guess'n There's About $2000.00 Damage.

Be Careful Guys.

Fuck I knew This Was Gonna Happen!!!

Wally.

Since I Haven't Had Time To Post Anything In Quite Some Time...

And My Computer Is Go'n Batty...So...?

I give "Wallycrawler" over to a guest blogger. My best Gal Pal...



Tasty!

Howdy Ladies!

don't u just hate women's magazines? i know i do!

that brings me 2 my hawt topic...what woman's rag mags should be about.



MEN, & how 2 satisfy them!
if more women, were more behooved to men the world would be a better place! don't u think?





this is the perfect cover 2 a gals mag.

a good gal can't talk with a dick in her mouth!



oh this is a topic in all good women's mags, anorexia!

meanwhile 75% of american women r severely over weight!

if ur a an young gal, look in the mirror. now what r u see'n? the gal in the mirror or the exact opposite?

my advise 2 u... ur 2 fat, be anorexic!


yes that would be a great advert!

i luv Krispy Kreame!

But that's the aftermath of a successful nite. gals u know what i mean.

u sleep in the wet spot!b


i have, i don't like her as much as u!

that's another thing...women hate women, especially hot babes like myself and Sarah Palin!

u gals take note.

big tits = large notes!

now that would b a great article. little girls would finally get it rite.

mothers stop bull shiting ur daughters. thinking u can be an equal 2 a man is all wrong.

being pretty and overly developed will get u 2 the "White House"!

don't believe me...again Sarah Palin.

oh another good topic.

why do we make such a fuss about some guy showing his dick?

why so much drama?

men should be able to show his penis and we should find it a complement!

ok a controversial subject!

she was looking for it!

we all do, who r we fooling?

i wear panties like these just 2 get a guy 2 give it a spank!

i call them, "tanning floss"!

i luv geeks.

give ur neighbourhood "emo" a blow job!

2 weeks later he'll move out'a his mother's basement and into a good desk job.

now that would be a truthful article!

pussy = success. & success = pussy!

Luv Ya Long Time.

Tasty

So have ya guessed yet?

Have Ya Put Two & Two Together?

I know at lest 2 Bloogers have and confronted me.

I had ta confess...

Da Wallycrawer is Tasty!

We're one and da same!

Don't get mad, I did it for many reasons.

1) When I tried to do the humour Tasty does on this Blog I got quite bit'o'heat. Mostly from people I worked with and even from some female bloggers.

2) I really wanted to see how far I could go with another character. Believe me I could'a gone a lot further. Nobody even said anything, even when I posted pictures of huge gape'n vagina's with the crudest jokes!

3) I also wanted to see if a female character could get away with "Blue Material" more than a male. The answer is a resounding...Oh Ya! Yes they do!!! I know if I tried half the c

"cracks" here on Wallycrawler I would'a heard about how rude or sexist, or worse, unfunny I am!

If ya want I'll answer any question you have on Tasty.

Eg: How did I come up with her be'n a stripper? Or even where she lived?

I'll answer anything...Almost.

And yes Tasty will live on, just as Wally lives on.

Sa Later Wally

Back & Bored!

And the only way I get'outa a funk is by a good laugh. Or good sex...That's not hap'n lately!

So here's Sam. Enjoy all

Luv Ya Long Time. (hint on da next post)

Wally

John Cleese on Sarah Palin

Had Ta Let Ya See This.
Funny Guy!
Wise Guy!!!

I'm Take'n A Break...

Remember... The World Owes You Noth'n.

You Owe The World Everything.

Time Ta Pay Up Dude!

Vote Smart.

Buy Smart.

Take Care Of Yerself.

Later Da Wallycrawler

"Ya Hooo! She Didn't Fuck-Up Too Much!"

I Think The "Awww Shucks", Is Kind'a Wear'n Thin With This One!
As Thin As Her Answers.
Dont'cha Just Wanna Be Marred Down In Iraq?
The Iraq War Is A Good Thing To This Social Retard.
"Gotta Kill Them Terrorists, By Gum"!

What I Personally Got Out'a Last Nights Debates Is She'a All For Another 8 Or 10 Years In Iraq.
Just Long Enough To Squeeze Every Drop Of Oil Out'a That Sand Hole!
And Then Sell It To Us At An Abnormally Heavy Inflated Rate.
This Woman Oozes Oil.
She's A Slimy, Scum Bucket Full O'Chum.
Before I Thought She Was A Lame Duck, Stupid Tard.
Now I She Her As She Is.
A Crazy Conservative Christian Right Wing Asshole!
She Really Has Drank The Cool-Aid!
She Believes In What She Sez!
That's Nutty'r Than I Feared.

Also Did You Hear Anything About Joe Biden Today?
And He Was The Guy Who Had Answers To Almost Every Question!/?
Even If You Didn't Like'em. He Had Some!

America Is Fast Asleep.

Shhhh....Hear Her?....Awww Shucks, She's So Cute...She's Snore'n....

Stupid Is As Stupid Does.
America Are You Stupid?

Wally Out!

Just Seen This At Handmaiden's Blog.

Very Scary!

Worth A Watch Fer Sure.

Sarah's Religion: ? <---Watch It Here.

The Greatest Prank Call Ever

Capt Janks Is The King Phony Caller That's A Fact...But This Is The Best Payback Phony Call Ever!
Shit I Wish I Did This One!!!

Baba Booey sign on ESPN

To The Rest Of The World.
"Baba Booey Ta Ya All"!

Baba-Booey'd!

Introducing Capt Janks!

Howard Stern fools Wolf Blitzer CNN on Air

Capt. Janks. A God To Phony Phone Callers!

Howard Stern Prank Call on CNN #3

Capt Janks.
They Are Soooo Stupid!

Howard Stern Prank #2

Captain Janks Again?
Don't They Have A Clue?

I Am Doctor Remulak

...I Am Doctor Remulak...I Am Doctor Remulak...
I Am Doctor Remulak...



Classic Stern!

...I am Doctor Remulak... I am Doctor Remulak... I Am Doctor Remulak...

The Last Farewell Ride of Cool Hand Luke(Part I)

His Best Movie!

Hud - An Unprincipled Man

Great Movie!

Slap Shot, Hanson Bros. Debut

This Is His Funniest Movie!

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid Montage

My Favorite Actor When I Was Young Died Today.
This Is My Favorite Paul Newman Movie.
See Ya "Butch"!

I Can't Believe I Get Paid For This!

This Is My Drive To Work.
I Get Paid To Drive All Over The Northern Ontario Area.
The Views Are Always Fantastic.

I Set My Set My Speed'O At 120K, Sit Back And Listen To Howard Stern.

Wa You Guys Do?
I Was Kind'a Wonder'n That Today. How Many People Drive By The Same Places Day In Day Out?
Do You Ever Miss The Sites That Millions Of Others Spend Thousands To See?

Just A Wonder'n Wally.

P.S.

Here's Where I Live

Land Developers Are Fite'n Over A Frig'n Marina!

Me? I Just Laugh And Go To The Beach. F'Em!

Guess She Didn't See Me Cum'n?

...But I Saw Her!

She jumped right out if front of me. I slowed down, but the car behind me fish-tailed right past us, missing her and me by inches! A smart transport truck driver going the opposite way slowed down enough to let her cross...

This year was a strange year with wildlife on Ontario roadways. Since last year I've witness two accidents with wildlife. Both on the same day! The first accident happened two car lengths in front of me. A transport truck hit a moose at 100kph. The moose completely sheered the front end off the Semi! At first I thought it was a giant blanket. Just float'n threw the air...Until it landed about 40ft. from my car! It was a very, very large cow.

Minutes later up the road, twenty kilometers from Sudbury, a wolf ran across on my left. I barely missed him, only to see him in my rear view get sprayed by a Honda Civic. The Civic's driver didn't have a chance to react to miss him, when she did she over compensated and plowed her car into a snow covered rock face. If this incident happened in spring or summer, the girl drive'n the Honda wouldn't have been coming home. The snow covered embankments saved her from certain death! The Wolf didn't make it back to it's den that night, poor dear!

I've personally had close calls on at lest five occasions with deer. One take'n my daughter to camp in Huntsville, (ironically enough the same area my friend above was from). She thought it was great see'n a deer up so close. All I could think of at the time was, "If this was night she'd be in our lap"!

All I want to say to you is, be careful out there! We're not the only one's using the roadways. And they can severely injure you and your family members. Don't just look straight while drive'n, use your whole line of vision.

Hey they have a families too.

Sa Wally.

Zeitgeist - The Movie: World Trade Center (Part 1 of 4)

Time To Wake Up People!

Todays The Day!

Wake Up!!!!

Black hole on Earth 10/9/2008 CERN

OK Fer Da Dumb Ones!

Jus Josh'n.

The Large Hadron Collider: The End Of The Universe?

We Should All Know Waz Go'n On Here. So...Here It Is.

LHC accelerator at CERN

Did You Know About This?

YOU SHOULD!!!

I Guess What I'm Get'n Today???

A New Harley?

Nope!

A Brand New Cadillac?

Nope!

A Massage From A Hawt Gal?

Nope, But Close.

I'm Get'n...

A Fuck'n Colonoscopy!!!

Oh Da Joys Of Get'n Older!

Wally Out...