Thursday, May 26, 2011


Tuesday, May 24, 2011

"American Idol" Finale

Let just say right now and let me perfectly clear...

I don't fuck'n care one fuck'n rat shit about American Idol cuz of a matter of fact I never have in da past and in da future I plan on care'n even less about this piece of shit that clogs da minds of middle-aged zoned out Oprah worshipping corn chip fed women & limp-wristed males who are drivel induced vomit drinkers that would eat shit advertised as da new fat reducer if it came on a bun flame broiled at Burger King while idolize'n a bogus wanna-be has-been like Steven Tyler who was never a viable musician after "Dream On" due to da fact Aerosmith never wrote any of their songs in da 80's they were written performed by Jim Vallance & Desmond Child as ghosts cuz that both of those "Toxic Twins" didn't have two brain cells to share with each other and still have huge habits much like that fat assed has-been never-was bitch of a mother Jennifer Lopez who couldn't sing a note if the harmonizer wasn't invented in studio plus will never sing live cuz she will be exposed as the poor actress she was until she fucked Puff Daddy to get a semi-career as a bad disco singer then banged a  droll boring actor with a small you-know-what as she leaked where they would vacation to get paparazzi to take pictures of her and her huge fat ass on a boat get'n slapped by that same shitty actor as well as Journey's back-up bass player who sez dog and eats like one so he gets his stomach stapled to contain his massive girth while gay announcer boy who pretends to date a dancer that was formally on an equally as lame TV show all destroying great music that we helped destroy by download'n including me who regrets he ever did!

enuff said Wally

Friday, May 20, 2011

"Macho Sadness Run'n Wild". Randy "Macho Man" Savage Dead At 58.

And lo, it came to pass that Macho Man Randy Savage did prevent the impending rapture. Amen.

This Is Savage's Best Match!
From Wrestlemania III.

Good Nite Randy.
Sleep Well My Friend.


Saturday, May 14, 2011

Wallycrawler Explains Why Friday da 13th Is Feared?

Religious peoples fear Friday da 13th, because... It was of da 13th day on a Friday (which was called "Noun" way back) Satan came to Earth to purchase lands from da French. (da French always delt with him) They said "We gotz us some land in da Caribbean & da slaves don't work hard there so...?" Da Devil be'n a good wheeler dealer thought"...Hmmm... maybe those slaves would do my bidding if I gotz them their freedom from those smelly Frenchmen"! So he went over da heads of da masters and went to da slaves. "Hey youz guys! You want your freedom"? They thought fer a bit & said. "Ya sure". Devil said "Sign here in da blood of, lets say, 20 odd virgins sacrificed and BBQ'd" Slaves said "ya sure". "But you have'ta honor me fer ever" Beelzebub laughed. Slaves said "ya ok". They signed with da blood, raped some French chicks & got free... And so? That's why.
Wally OOt Of Here!

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

It Is da Best Day Of da Year!

Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Tell Hollywood It's Not Green to "Greenwash" Sewage Sludge with "Organic" School Gardens!

This Story Takes da Cake:

Dumb Asses!

Some of Hollywood's "green" celebrities—Rosario Dawson, Ed Begley, Jr., and a bevy of starlets—thought they were promoting organic school gardens for inner-city kids.

But the Environmental Media Association (EMA) teamed them up with a secretive corporation, Kellogg Garden Products, whose main business is selling Los Angeles sewage sludge products!

That company calls its Kellogg brand "quality organics" and deceptively labels bags sold at the garden store as "garden soil" made from "compost"—with no mention of which products are made from industrial and human waste which contains tens of thousands of contaminants such as dioxin, PCBs, medical waste, industrial solvents and chemicals, heavy metals, endocrine disruptors, and flame retardants, among others. That's why federal law bars the use of sewage sludge-based products in organic gardens.

So, when news broke that Kellogg Garden Products provided sewage sludge products to EMA's "organic" school gardens—and its spokesperson even posed with sewage sludge-derived products at the gardens—you'd think EMA and its stars would cut all ties to the sludge industry.

But you'd be wrong. Instead of denouncing the contamination of the kids' gardens and the corporation's effort to "greenwash" its brand through associating with stars devoted to organic produce, EMA is sticking with its corporate donor. So far.

Help us tell Hollywood it's not green to partner with a company that put sewage sludge on school gardens and that sells this stuff without labeling it to say "This product is derived from sewage sludge."

Click Here to Tell Hollywood to Stop Greenwashing Sewage Sludge!

Taken From "PR Watch"

Wally is OOT...again

Monday, May 02, 2011

If Ya Believe da Hype: Bin Laden Was Found On His Family's Compound.

  I Personally Don't Believe A Word Of What Was Reported Yesterday. Mainly Because Of How It Was Reported By da President & How da Media Isn't Asking Any Questions About His Remains, How They Took Care Of Them, Why A Burial At Sea?... There's a million questions... Another question that just pops up. If da CIA Knew That Bin Laden Was In Hiding At This Residence For Four Years Why No Action? Da President Knew Of His Whereabouts Since August? & No Action...? It Goes On & On & On... Anyways?... Here's what I wrote about 4 years ago.

Re: Sept 11th, 2007:

Fact Or Fiction?
Osama Bin Laden lives in the caves that hover around the Pakistan and Afghanistan boarder!

Fiction: In reality Osama lives the "Life of Reilly"!
Bin Laden lives in the homes of his followers . Some are very lavish some much more modest, but nice. This was a P.R. man's way of saying Bin Laden was running scared. The truth be told he doesn't care if he lives or dies. He sees himself as a Holy Man. He believes everything he professes. That makes him a force to be reckoned with. Something America will never come to realize until it's to late. The media treats him as a buffoon. He's not. George Bush is the buffoon!

A very wise man's comment:

"It seems everyone on here is asleep ... People. Question, question, question... About everything. Leave to stone unturned. This Obama and before him Bush do not want the right of questions being answered. What ever happened to the "Socratic Method"? I`m sure at sometime in American History these things did happen? Question-answers-debate? Proof of what is being said. 911 was a joke from the start & till now! Wake up!"

Oh wait... That was me!

Anyway da Boogieman Is Dead. Rejoice!
Wally OOT There Again!