Saturday, May 14, 2011

Wallycrawler Explains Why Friday da 13th Is Feared?

Religious peoples fear Friday da 13th, because... It was of da 13th day on a Friday (which was called "Noun" way back) Satan came to Earth to purchase lands from da French. (da French always delt with him) They said "We gotz us some land in da Caribbean & da slaves don't work hard there so...?" Da Devil be'n a good wheeler dealer thought"...Hmmm... maybe those slaves would do my bidding if I gotz them their freedom from those smelly Frenchmen"! So he went over da heads of da masters and went to da slaves. "Hey youz guys! You want your freedom"? They thought fer a bit & said. "Ya sure". Devil said "Sign here in da blood of, lets say, 20 odd virgins sacrificed and BBQ'd" Slaves said "ya sure". "But you have'ta honor me fer ever" Beelzebub laughed. Slaves said "ya ok". They signed with da blood, raped some French chicks & got free... And so? That's why.
Wally OOt Of Here!

4 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

TK Kerouac said...

You are a very very bad boy!

wallycrawler said...

It's a mash-up of supposed "facts" Pat Robertson has quoted. With a Wally twist.

wallycrawler said...

"It may be a blessing in disguise. ... Something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. Haitians were originally under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon the third, or whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, we will serve you if you will get us free from the French. True story. And so, the devil said, okay it's a deal. Ever since they have been cursed by one thing after the other." –Pat Robertson, on the earthquake in Haiti that destroyed the capital and killed tens of thousands of people, Jan. 13, 2010

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