Wednesday, June 28, 2006

OK This Is For Spider-Man Fans Only...

Let me just say , I'm not a geek , I'm not , OK ?!
OK , I have a very large "Spider-man collection" !...
Fuck-Off ! Stop fuck'n laugh'n !!! I'm a huge fan of "Spidey" . OK I'm not go'n on til ya stop laugh'n...
Anyways I also get mail & e-mail every time something happens with "Spider-Man" comics or movie shit . I get all excited when something "new" comes about . Last night I couldn't sleep so I started writing e-mails to pals when..."Bing" an e-mail from Sony arrived . "Watch The Spider-Man 3 Teaser Trailer" . "Whooa Ya Man" ! So I did , 20 times ! I have ta say I can't wait for this movie because his arch nemesis "Venom" is going to appear ! "Spidey" will also combat "Green Goblin" & "Sandman" ! I'm so hyped for this !!! OK maybe I am a geek... So If Ya Like "Spider-Man" Here's The Link And Enjoy .

Monday, June 26, 2006

"Love" Courtney !

I have a "love / hate" thing about Courtney Love .
I think she's a great talent , but a terrible waste of
a human being .
Love her music , love her attitude , hate
her self destructive behavior .

And no she didn't kill Kurt !

Da End Wallycrawler .

Sunday, June 25, 2006

OK The Last Shot , I Promise !

Da Sexy Little "Spinner" !

& More AFI!!!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Wild Thing On Broadway !

Listening to Stern this morning and Howard had on Craig Gass . Craig is a great stand-up comic and a master impersonator . His best impersonation is Sam Kinison , probably the greatest stand-up comedian of our time .One of the best bits on the old "testicle" radio show was Gass as Sam . Seems a telephone wire broke off and fell on Sam's grave , giving him the power to call Howard any time he wanted . Kinison would tell Howard how Hell was and who was down there with him . Anytime a famous celebrity would die , "ring ring " !

Stern owns the rights to Sam's biography and wants to put Kinison's life on Broadway , with Gass staring . Maybe in a couple of years the next generation will be laughing at Sam again . I hope so !

Re Hash : The Day The Comedy Died .

I''m at home , sick . God I hate being sick I'm the biggest baby when I'm ill . I will just curl up in a ball in front of the fireplace and watch TV . My wife will paint a room , cut the grass , do the laundry , wash the floors & make dinner , all with a temperature of 101 . How do women do that ? Men are such babies ! And I'm the biggest !!! Anyway today I decided to watch a old video , something I haven't seen for a while . I searched around awhile and pulled out a piece of gold . "The king of stand up comedy"...SAM . OH OH OHHH !!! If you don't know who Sam is stop reading now ... OK most everybody is still here right ? Sam Kinison was the funniest man ever with a microphone . They're other's Richard Pryor , George Carlin , Bill Cosby and of course George W. Bush "he kills me ", "literally" . None of them could hold a candle [what does that mean anyway] to Sam. The first time I saw Sam Kinison it was on the Rodney Dangerfield's HBO special . Rodney had seen Sam on the circuit and had really discovered him . One of many he had discovered including Roseanne Barr & Jim Carey . But Sam was his favorite . Mine too . Kinison said things and did things on and off stage that are truly memorable . Like when his wife & him were involved in a fight the night before he was going on the road . She pretended to make up with him the next morning , "I'm sorry baby , I love you baby", she packed his luggage & proceeded to hide a loaded 38 in his carry on bag . Nice eh ? Ahh...When Sam got out of jail his wife had cleaned out the house and left him penniless . Priceless !

When I herd him tell that story for the first time I nearly pissed myself ! It goes to show you never let anyone touch your bags especially the woman your screwing around on ! "The Wild Thing" was Sam's badge , one that was well deserved . Sam started living with a " scream'n hot" model & then got caught boffing her equally "smoke'n" sister . Instead off getting his balls cut off , he talked both of them into moving in with him . "WA DA FUCK "!!! How do you do that ? Or how about the time Sam was flown out from Los Angles to New York to tape the "Joan Rivers Show" ,on her dime ! He'd had just got out of rehab . That morning he stopped by " The Howard Stern Show " . Howard was teasing him " Hey your not very funny since you quit the booze " ! Kinison went to the dressing room grabbed a liter of champagne & downed it . He wasn't finish with one , he got drunker & drunker as the show went on , and funnier and funnier . That night he didn't show up for his date with Rivers . She was pissed ! She had a whole hour devoted to him and he fucked her ! Joan Rivers was not going to stand for that, she had a studio full of people & no guest . So she went to his hotel with a camera crew & banged on his door . " Sam are you in there " ? "Why didn't you show up "? " Are you drunk again" ? That's crazy , funny , wild shit ! Sam had that effect on most women , he'd fuck them & then they would fuck him even harder . From his exploits with Jessica Hahn or his stints on "Saturday Night Live" everything was full of danger and risk . When Sam went out for dinner or drinks wait staff would fight to serve him . He was huge tipper, if the bill came to a thousand bucks he would tip a thou . Sam never lost sight of his former self , a revival preacher , he always came back to God . In his last days he started preaching again . Ironically Sam was killed by a drunk driver . His last words were "I 'm not ready", looking up at the sky ,"Alright...alright". Sam Kinison was great and I couldn't give him justice by writing any of his bits so I'll recommend one of his DVDs . "Breaking The Rules" pure gold !!! Also the biography "Brother Sam" by Bill Kinison "really well written & funny"! God Bless you Sam thanx for the laughs . Da Wallycrawler

Sunday, June 18, 2006

For Father's Day : More X-Tina .

Now That's Quite Some Salty Talk !
I Might Have To Give Your Bum A Smack !

Thursday, June 15, 2006

You Will Be 15 Forever : Jane Creba .

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Eight Charged .

15 year old Jane Creba , a grade 10 student , was gunned down in a hail of bullets nearly six months ago . Six others were injured . Eight young men were charged yesterday in the murder , all have gang ties . One other youth will also be charged . Police have been seeking extradition warrants in England .

Jane was a good student and a sports star in her high school .

Mr. and Mrs. Creba have been brave and patient during this whole ordeal . Jane was their only child .

Re Hash : Crime Is Commerce !

Crime is associated with evil ! I think that's so , but I also think crime is commerce . Here in Toronto and the GTA [Greater Toronto Area] shootings have become commonplace . On Boxing Day , Dec. 26th. , we have large sales and people line up outside stores all day for some of the bargains . On the last Boxing Day something tragic happened in Toronto , a little girl was shot to death lining up to buy some clothes for school . Many others were also injured . The killers or killer have not been charged . What was the reason for this senseless act ...Drugs , Money , Power ! These acts don't only happen in Toronto , I know this is happening where you live too . I bet we all have thousands of stories , all with the same results , innocent people , mostly children , dead .

What was the response from the police ? Well the cops want more money . Like that's gonna help ! "We need more police on the street to combat crime " ! Bullshit !!!!! Da government's response ? "We need more laws to outlaw hand guns " ! Fuck'n Bullshit !!!!!!

What we need is JOBS ! What we need is EDUCATION ! What we need is a HIGHER WORK ETHIC ! What we need is TEACHERS WHO GIVE A FUCK ! What we need is MORE SOCIAL ASSISTANCE ! What we need is Mothers and Fathers to take responsibility for THEIR CHILDREN ! What we need is MORE MONEY for the working poor ! What we need is THE PUNISHMENT TO FIT THE CRIME ! What we need is to LEGALIZE DRUGS ! What we need is , HONESTY ! What we need is A FUTURE !!!

If the only way for young black kids [ ya I said it " BLACK KIDS" ]to make a living is to sell drugs , guess what ?
"Don't think so hard" ! If the only way out of poverty is killing , guess what ? If the only way a kid from the streets can drive a new 300 is Ho'n , guess fuck'n what ?

Children grow up think'n "what am i gonna be" ? All kids think that way , I did , so did you . All children imitate what they see it's a part of learning . They also learn from figures , father , mother , brother , teacher , etc... If their mentor is a drug dealer or a prostitute what's their future ? "Don't think so hard" ! Part of dealing is area . Question ? : If Johnny's area has 20 crack dealers and Johnny needs to buy his mother some smack , and Johnny has 15 rocks , how many crack dealers does Johnny need to kill to make enough money for a gram of black tar ? That's a tough question , but not for a kid in the hood ! The answer is ..."Alofem" ! You see Johnny doesn't care ! He doesn't care about them , or about you , maybe even his mother . But most of all , Johnny doesn't care about himself ! He has no self worth and no integrity . It hasn't been taught these things because nobody around him have them . Plus Johnny thinks he has no future . He will never say it but Johnny's thinks he's worthless . You know what ? He may be right ! Hey , he could be lucky , like his dad. His dad killed enough dealers that he took over the neighbourhood ?" He could be king like dad man" ! At lest for a while . Until some other young , strong , dude steps up and kills him . Just like old pops . When that little girl was shot that Thug was trained . Like a Doctor or Lawyer a Thug is trained . He is taught a Thugs life of , not caring , watch out for the other guy , kill first or you'll be killed , survival of the fittest or craziest . That Thug was trained for that moment when he pulled the trigger and ended that innocent life . You know what ? He doesn't care ! He wasn't taught to care and he will probably never care . Even when he says he cares . He's lost ! His life should end . That's the harsh reality . We must make the punishment fit the crime . "Sorry Johnny Your Dead" !

The only way to change all of this is to change our way of thinking about society . Crime isn't faceless or random there is always a reason . MONEY ! "If I got none , how do you get some "? The easy solution ? Sell ! Sell your body , sell drugs , sell your soul . If you think you don't have one [ soul ] that's a very easy trade . Sex & Drugs are fun , let's face it , they're f'n fun to do ! That's why we do them ! That being said what is the easiest sell besides yourself ? "Drugs baby drugs" ! They're all around us and they are the easiest sell , they're the answer to all of our questions . Even when you don't have a question or a quest ! "Remember when you got all fucked up and George fucked you up the ass "? " No" ?" Neither does George" !" That was fun though" ! I know that didn't hap'n to you but we all know people that it did hap'n to . Always a good time , everybody has a story or two or three . Sometimes the stories get old , sometimes they come to often . That happens . Most of us get out of it or never get a habit . Some don't . When they don't the cycle of crime is about to commence . That addict will soon steal from friends and family , steal from work . steal from stores , steal from other dealers and if they don't get help , die . Die ugly ! A very grisly death ! We all know a few . Some were compatriots some were not . I love when these social scientists or therapists come on TV , "These young people have nothing to live for that's why they do drugs " ! Bullshit !!! If that were a fact the rich and the famous wouldn't do them it would be a 'class' problem . It's not ! It effects every walk of life no matter how much money , fame or success we have . We have to face the fact that drugs are fun ! That they will always be fun ! On a short term bases . Almost every young kid will try drugs [and every adult] . What we all must do after they try drugs is to teach them moderation. We moderate alcohol don't we ? Some don't , almost all do though . This is hard but not impossible . We must legalize all drugs , we must make them tax worthy . Making drugs a commodity is a pretty bold statement and a lot of you will disagree , but here me out . To make drugs legal would create jobs [ Hey Wally always with the jobs ! ] increase our services taxes to spend on infrastructure and education , eliminate drug crime [Ala prohibition] , make our streets safe again , make drugs safer to do and less chance of sickness of overdosing , and so on... "This all sounds so rosy Wally" ! It's not it's commerce and that is why that little girl died in a hail of gun fire . Commerce has it's victims but not like that little girl . That crime and crimes of they're vain will fade away . Here's a scenario . If that girl didn't get shot and she grew up , there is a 90% chance she would have tried illegal drugs of some form . The very thing she was killed over she might have done . That's a sick way of looking at this issue , but it's the truth . We have to see our future and if our future is living in fear because of a social issue , lets change society . Let's kill all forms of racism , let's clean up our neighbourhoods , let's educate every man , woman and child , let's police ourselves , LETS LEGALIZE DRUGS ! Sa Again Wallycrawler .

Monday, June 12, 2006


Is It Me Or Is She The Real Thing ? Talent & Looks .

I'm Not One To Listen To Her Music , Way to Much Over-Infected Vocals , But The Talent Is Still There !

For My Money The Best Of The "Pop Tarts" !

* She Gets Four Bones Out'a Five !

Friday, June 09, 2006

What Duh Ya Get...

When The Worlds Biggest Slut...

And The Worlds Dimmest Hunk...

Have A Offspring ?

The Omen !

Bow down to the one you serve . Your gonna get what you deserve !

Monday, June 05, 2006

Re Hash : Da Dawn Of Bizarro World !

This post was written on Nov. 15th. , 2005 . I was pissed off at the apathy of the Western world . Our consumption of crap made in China . The media's blind eye of what's going on in Africa . "Fuck , I'm still f'n pissed" !
The questions were , and still are ? Why are we supporting companies that do business with obvious slave traders ? What the fuck are we gonna do about the wiping out of Africans to AIDS ?

The answer to those questions are obviously...nothing . We don't care about Africans and we need to buy cheap crap at Walmart and Home Depot !

Hopefully , we North Americans , will "WAKE UP" ! We have to stop supporting criminals and criminal organizations , such as Haliburton , Exxon , Walmart , General Electric... Stop buying goods made in Asia ( until there is freedom and trade unions ) . Start to help out in Africa . If we pulled together as a community and a force , we could end these "Fuckers" rein on the world .

Headline: ... Does Madonna still have it ? Headline:... What celebrity's has the most bizarre baby names ? Headline:... 'Ali G' threatened by the Kazakh government ! These are headlines in today's newspapers & Reuters news service . Why are these fluff stories , Headlines ? They're funny ya , (Madonna , did she ever really "HAVE IT" ?) but headline stories ? I don't think so ! In a world that has so many real problems is this what we call 'NEWS WORTHY '?

The real news is eg:...Headline:... Zambia , Africa half of the nation suffers with AIDS . Headline :... South East Asia: Slave children make Barbies and Nike soccer balls for our Christmas presents ! "Merry Christmas Jr." ! Headline:... Middle East : Boy straps himself with a bomb to send his soul to heaven . If they told the REAL NEWS how could our family's ever choke down their dinner while watching the CBS Evening News . Or could they ? How many of you knew any of the things I reported ? What all of you ? OK then what if I told you all of these events where man made ? You & I caused all of these catastrophes ! Now how's that meal taste ?

In Africa in the 1970's a mining company wanted control of lands owned by a small tribe . The tribesmen didn't want any part of the deal . The solution was , "THE FINAL SOLUTION" . A medical firm injects a tainted vaccine into black women , men and children . Maybe inadvertently , probably not . (Hey this was practiced before , months before in New York with great results . But that's another story , if you didn't already know it? )Needless to say within a few agonizing months the tribesmen where caput . The land was free to mine . That worked pretty good eh ? Clean neat kill ! Nice ! This is where the story gets really sick ! That first strain was passed on to other tribes and other tribes and so on and so on and so on ... It was unstoppable , or at least it looked unstoppable . Maybe nobody choose to stop it ? I believe the later . Did I say first strain ? Oh yah there are different strains out there . Who knows if that was part of the "SOLUTION" but it's effective . What is going on in Africa has happened before , with great success , in North America . When the settlers landed in Plymouth Rock they came barring gifts . The great gift of Flu [influenza] . It killed off more Indians than any frontiersman's gun . It was the deciding bullet . If not for the Flu 'The West' would not have been won ! This missile was not forgotten by the corporate mind . What is going on in Africa is the biggest land grab in the history of the world . Millions of people die every year all so corporations can steal from the most wealthy continent in the world . But alas this is not "NEWS WORTHY" ! "But it's true" !

In South East Asia . "Shit let's call a spade a spade" ! CHINA ! The news is all bright and shiny . " What a new , clean beautiful place" ! "THE NEW CHINA" ! What the fuck does China have ? Technology ? No , we gave them that ! Rich land and resources ? No . not so much ! Hmmm... Maybe something else ... A large amount of people ? THAT'S IT , EUREKA ! A huge amount of poor downtrodden people and a corrupt government . I like the medias term for it "A LARGE LABOR FORCE"! A "force" that works virtuously for free ! Hey let's call a spade a spade ." SLAVES"! We are all slaves , but not to this extent . " I hear Barbie & Ken broke up "! "Awww tooo bad"! Know what I heard ? I heard some kid lost his hands making Barbie ." Throw that lazy bastard out back"! "What good is he now" ! Life is cheap in the slave world , but do you know where life is cheaper ? Here that's where , cause we don't fuck'n care ! The WTO ( The World Trade Organization ) represents the largest slave owners ever in the history of the world . Who are the slave owners ? We are moron , we are ! We are because we want high profits so we can buy more shit , and more shit , and more shit ! Gordon Gekko was wrong when he said "GREED IS GOOD" ! "Greed ain't good" !

Man this crap has to stop before someone stops it for us ! Guess what ? That someone is out there , GROWING . By starting a war in Iraq we have built the world of Islam , a world now with a purpose . Before '9-11' we had the world with us , at our backs , fighting the good fight . Since the start of the "IRAQ II" the Islamic world has grown , grown with hatred and madness . "They know what you do ", and what we do is steal . What our corporations and government has done was steal a vital resource from a very poor people . This act has given them no hope . Their lives all but crap , no future they attack their oppressor and who could blame them . The Islamic rulers have been using this act with great fodder and it's working . We are now the enemy of every Muslim . The Western world is "EVIL" , "THE DEVIL" and we've proved it to them . To save our way of life and our souls we have to "Exorcise the Evil" . George Bush , Dick Cheney , and Tony Blair must stand trial at the Hague for war crimes . We as a nation must stop doing business with firms that set up shop in slave nations .

I have never been an isolationist nor do I think we should become a North American only shop , but we can't do bushiness with "MASTERS" or their "SERVANTS"! That's just BIZARRO! SA DA WALLYCRAWLER .

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Thursday, June 01, 2006

My Wife...

...Is The Best !

Naw that's not her ! "FUCK" ! Kidd'n honey !

My wife is way better than Rachael Hunter ! (Less plastic more woman) .

My wife is way smarter than that dim bulb !

Her only mistake is gett'n hooked up with me .

In the last month "My Love" has raised over $4000.00 for the J.D.R.F.

Her determination , sales ability , and never take no attitude is amazing !

Here's a picture of da Wallycrawler and Wife in the Bahamas 2002 .


psst...she makes more money than me too !