Thursday, December 31, 2009

... Maybe It Wasn't A Great Year Fer Ya...?

It Could'a Been Worse...




You Could'a Been O.J.
happy-new-year-2009
Luv Wally

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Merry Christmas


Have A Happy And Healthy Holiday.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Merry Christmas To Our Society Of Infants.


Percentage of people in Africa with full blown AIDS. 2005.


This is what I wrote way back in 2005. It's also da 'rant' my teenage hero left a comment on. Pete Townsend wrote a very nice comment after read'n my blog. I was & still am very proud of that. But that isn't da reason of rehash'n this post. It's because we really haven't learned anything in 5 years. In fact we now have our heads more firmly up our asses than we ever did way back when. We witnessed the complete collapse our our economies, yet we still practice da same economical catastrophic medicines. This time of year we still charge our way to financial ruin. We're still buy'n Asian made goods as our jobs are be'n outsourced. We're cheer'n for a "made for T.V." President even when he makes blunder after blunder with little or no criticism. Da worst of all weare be'n led to believe that our planet is at an enviormental peril. All this to increase taxes & to sell us more crap we don't need!




So to all of us, our "Society Of Infants", Happy Holidaze. I pray that next year maybe we'll all wake up and take these fuckers down.




Re Hash: Dawn Of Da Bizzaro World.

Headline: "Does Madonna still have it?" Headline: "What celebrity's has the most bizarre baby names? Headline: " 'Ali G' threatened by the Kazakh government!" These are headlines in today's newspapers & the Reuters news service . Why are these 'News' stories headlines? They're funny ya! Madonna, did she ever really 'HAVE IT'? But come on, headline stories? I don't think so. In a world that has so many real problems is this what we call 'NEWS WORTHY'?

The real news is in Zambia Africa half of the nation suffers with the AIDS virus. In South East Asia slave children make Barbies & Nikes for good little Western boys & girls. "Merry Christmas lil Jimmy". In the Middle East boys strap themselves with bombs to send their souls to heaven . If da media told the REAL NEWS how could our family's ever choke down their Christmas dinners while watching the CBS Evening News? Or could they? How many of you knew that this was da real news of da day? What all of you!? OK then what if I told you all of these events where man made? You & I caused all of these catastrophes! Now how's that meal taste?

In Africa in the 1970's a mining company wanted control of lands owned by a small tribe. The tribesmen didn't want any part of the deal. The corporation's solution was "THE FINAL SOLUTION". A medical firm injected a tainted 'vaccine' into black women, men and children . Maybe inadvertently, but probably most definitely not. Medical corporations had practiced this method before. Gay men were given da same treatment months before in New York with great results. Alas that's another story. Needless to say within a few agonizing months the tribesmen and their offspring where kaput. The land was free to mine. That worked pretty good eh? Clean neat kill. Nice! This is where the story gets really sick! That first strain was passed on to other tribes and other tribes, and so on, and so on, and so on ... It was unstoppable, or at least it looked unstoppable. Maybe nobody choose to stop it? I believe the later. Did I say first strain? Oh yeah there are different strains out there. Who knows if that was part of the "SOLUTION" but it was & still is effective. What is going on in Africa has happened before with great success in North America. When the settlers landed in Plymouth Rock they came barring gifts. The great gift of flu, influenza. It killed off more Indians than any frontiersman's gun. It was the deciding bullet. If not for the Flu 'The West' would not have been won! This effective flu missile was not forgotten by the corporate mind. What is going on in Africa is the biggest land grab in the history of the world. Millions of people die every year all so corporations can steal from the wealthiest continent of natural resources in the world. Alas my lil'infants this is not 'NEWS WORTHY', but it's all very real. In South East Asia, shit let's call a spade a spade, CHINA, the news is all bright and shiny. "What a new, clean beautiful place!" 'THE NEW CHINA'! What the fuck does China have? Technology? Ahhh nope, we gave them that! Rich land and resources? Again no pretty much clean that all out. not so much there now. Hmmm...? Maybe something else? ... A large amount of people? THAT'S IT! EUREKA! That's da answer. A huge amount of poor downtrodden people and a corrupt government. I like the medias term for it "A LARGE LABOR FORCE." A "force" that works virtuously for free! Hey let's call a spade a spade, SLAVES. We're all slaves, but not to this extent. "I hear Barbie & Ken broke up." "Awww tooo bad"! Ya know what I heard? I heard some kid lost his hands making Barbie! "Throw him out back, what good is he now?" Life is cheap in the slave world, but do you know where life is cheaper? Here that's where. All because we don't fuck'n care! The WTO represents the largest slave owners ever in the history of the world. Who are the slave owners? We are moron, we are! We are because we want low prices and high margins so we can buy more cheap shit, and more shit, and more shit! Gordon Gekko was wrong greed ain't good! Man this crap has to stop before someone stops it for us and guess what? That someone is out there, and GROWING. By starting a war in Iraq we have built the world of Islam, a world now with a purpose. Before '9/11' we had the world with us. At our backs, fighting the good fight. Since the start of the "IRAQ II" the Islamic world has grown , grown with hatred and madness. They know what we do, and what we do is steal. What our corporations and government has done was steal a vital resource from a very poor people. This act has given them no hope. Their lives all but crap, no future they attack their oppressor and who could blame them? The Islamic rulers have been using this act with great fodder and it's working We are now the enemy of every Muslim zealot. The Western world is "EVIL", "THE DEVIL" and we've proved it to them. To save our way of life and our souls we have to ouster the "EVIL". George Bush , Dick Cheney , and Tony Blair must stand trial at the Haag for war crimes. We as a nation must stop doing business with firms that set up shop in slave nations. I have never been an isolationist nor do I think we should become a North American only shop, but we can't do bushiness with "MASTERS" or their "SERVANTS"! That's just BIZARRO!


Post Script 2009:

Tony Blair is in the process of getting whats due to him and may face a war crimes tribunal in Great Britain?

George Bush hasn't yet seen a sniff of what is due to him.

Dick Cheney is often quoted on conservative TV and News Networks as a voice of reason?

We are now answer'n to a foreign country as to how we buy and purchase goods.

We have borrowed on our Grand kids futures to get out'a a hole we dug by do'n business da same foreign body.

Da worst part of da story is Africans are still be'n infected by da A.I.D.S. virus by U.S. , Chinese and Dutch corporations to steal their natural resources. In fact, in Africa AIDS is the number one cause of death, period!

So I guess I'm say'n?... "Same ol', same ol'".


Still Love'n ya.
Da WALLYCRAWLER.

Sunday, December 06, 2009

Jesse 'The Body' Ventura Agrees With Da Crawler On A 'lotta Stuff.


Da former Minnesota Governor stopped by "The Howard Stern Show" to promote his new TruTV 'Conspiracy Theory' show. His first show was about H.A.A.R.P.
Despite his dedication to uncovering secrets Jesse complained that the media was over-reporting the Tiger Woods scandal: "It's nobodies business...there's a difference between what the public needs to know and what they don't."
Jesse said he'd recently reported on a bizarre government (HAARP) funded project in Alaska that groups 380 radio antennas . Each emitting 50,000 watts: "Its frequency is set to the identical frequency of the human brain." Jesse continued: "They call this an 'unclassified research center.' Well, then why wouldn't they let me in?" Jesse added that the site is funded by DARPA, The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency "the most mysterious part of the Pentagon," to the tune of $250 million.

"THE BODY": ON WAR



Jesse Ventura , born James George Janos, told the crew he knew the U.S. was in trouble in Afghanistan, according to him, "when we've made allies of convicted heroin dealers". Howard asked Jesse when he decided everything was a lie, and Jesse cited former Defense Secretary Robert McNamara's admission that the Gulf of Tonkin Incident – the event that convinced the United States to enter the Vietnam War ... "Never happened"...


After listening to da former Gov. on T.V. and radio interviews I'm certain that Jesse is a member of "The Zeitgeist Movement", or at lest a practitioner of their theories.

A funny thing happened later that day on da "Opie & Anthony" show. Jesse was verbally attacked by a over zealous, pompous. crappy 'comedian' try'n to make a name fer himself. After watch'n da video, Jim Norton was very lucky he still has a head. I would just squashed his lil' pea head inta sour mash. Ventura just walked out after 20min. of his rambling, but you could see in his eyes he wanted to smack da lil 'retardo. I'd load it up, but Blogger takes like 20 minutes to load a 6 minute video. Norton is a former comic on the T.V. show "So You Think Your Funny?" or sumthin? So he has tons of credo to take on a highly decorated former Navy Seal and a Governor of Minnesota on his ideas on facts of life. It was an insulting venture at the very lest. Sometimes ya gotta just shut-up and listen. That's my advise anyway. I'm sure Jim Norton thinks he's right to voice an opinion and Jesse gave him full time to do so, but a 20 minute tirade is more than anyone could take. Norton has a "small man syndrome" and I've run into this type of guy before... Many a time... Best to just walk away on guys like these. Jim Norton kept say'n over and over.."your a big guy... "your a big man"... "you want to hit me?... Stuff like that... Total "Napoleon Complex"!

But I would'a just dropped 'em! Jesse is da better man than me, fer sure!

videoHere's a small sample of da Stern Show interview

Sa Later

Wally

Thursday, December 03, 2009

Why Do You Drive A Japanese Car Again?

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Ask yourself. "Who am I dealing with"? Scum Of Da Earth, That's Who!

Da Sea runs red with atrocities that are committed daily by the Japanese, Taiwanese and Chinese fishing fleets. The Asian fishing industry is controlled by the Asian mob, with no mortality. They are terrorizing our oceans in a way that in ten years we will be talking about areas that no longer contain any sea life. By using long lines and many others ways of gathering sea life, these scum of da sea are killing not only fish, dolphins, whales and sharks. they are killing the air that we breathe. Ya see da sea is the major source of oxygen in our world.

Mr. Obama and Mr Harper.

Stop Killing Our Seas! Stop All Imports! Open Our Factories!

Fuck Asia!

Wally Oot

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Tiger & Da Misses.

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV


Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger Woods


Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.


TMZ.com


HA HA HA.


So da great Tiger Woods isn't so pristine. What a dolt get'n whacked by his wife. Doesn't this goof know if your gonna bang some broad on da side never admit guilt? And if you do... Do it with a fax or email like Phil Collins. hehehe... He deserves every golf club ta da head and every scratch to da face. I always knew this guy was a social retard. Here's da proof. They keep this Woods guy bottled up in a very tight bubble, millions of miles from da press. Mainly because if he is ever asked a slightly difficult question he'll become totally unraveled. In reality Tiger Woods has a huge ego and from what I hear, a total diva. They said the same thing about Albert Einstein so he's in great company. He has few friends, mostly groomers and golf buds. In his early life he never really got to play with other kids, so he has zero social skills. This young gal who he got hooked up with was a master player. She was determined to hook a major athlete like Tiger. Ala: Wayne Gretzky & Janet Jones. Jones blew every athlete in existence til Wayne fell fer her. Elin was much da same, known to take a like'n to Swedish hockey players. But who cares? The moral here is: Tiger Woods = Stupid Retard!


Is that a moral? hmmm... I think not... But he is quite dim anyway and this story made Me laugh today. Thanx Tig'r


Wally Oot!




Update 12/02/09:


I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.



Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.


But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.


Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.


I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.




HA HA! Wa A Maroon!


Have ya seen this chick he was bang'n? No?

Rachel Uchitel

OH MY GAWD!!! Hawter than Hadise. In Hadise I mean da European porn star/pop singer.


But no. Un-fuck'n believable! Hawtest gal ever.


Shit maybe he isn't that stupid. Naw he's just stupid-lucky!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Who Is Wally's Favorite Athlete? That's Easy...

It's Hayley Wickenheiser.


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Watch what she does to a kid for rough'n her up at a no-contact game.

She plays "fer reals", all day, everyday.

TOUGH STUFF?

She was named by Sports Illustrated as one of the toughest Athletes in 2008.

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She has played pro hockey with men in Europe. Most recently in da Swedish Elite League. Hayley plays hockey fer da love of da game not fer da money.

Plus...

DOUBLE OLYMPIAN!

She became the second Canadian woman to participate in both a summer and winter Games when she competed for the last-place Canadian team in Sydney.

Hayley has played in da summer Olympic Games in Softball/Baseball.

In da winter Olympics, Hockey she is untouchable. Six time World Hockey Champion and two time Olympic Gold medalist. Also that crappy Silver medal she has too. How many athletes can say that?

Great Gal. If there was one athlete that was a "Role Model" fer kids? Hayley would be my choice. Fer both girls and boys. Men and Women.

Love her big time.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Hells Angels

Old School Brotherhood.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Quebec To Prince Charles & That Horse Faced Hag: "Fuck-Off!"


Eggs & pro-Quebec slogans greet Charles.

MONTREAL - Scores of slogan-chanting supporters of Quebec independence blasted the British monarchy and pelted soldiers with eggs in a lone sour note to Prince Charles' otherwise pleasant day trip to Quebec on Tuesday. Chanting a variety of political messages including the famous independence call, "Le Quebec aux Quebecois," about 200 demonstrators initially blocked the prince's path into an event where he was to salute members of a historic regiment. Shield-and baton-wielding riot police eventually moved into the crowd, shoving protesters back hundreds of metres to clear a path for Charles' motorcade. Police confirmed several arrests but gave no exact number. The noisy anti-monarchy crowd was the biggest of the day for the prince, who drew small but enthusiastic gatherings at earlier events throughout the day. Even the protest itself was cordial at times: despite all the shouted swear words and crude hand gestures, some in the crowd graciously picked up debris and handed it over to police for safe disposal.

Most demonstrators either waved Fleur-de-lis flags or brandished signs with slogans such as Down With the Monarchy as they gathered outside the building housing the Black Watch (Royal Highland Regiment) of Canada. A few pelted eggs in the soldiers' direction. Some sat in the middle of the street chanting as members of the Montreal police riot squad moved in. The protest delayed the prince's scheduled arrival for 45 minutes, but Charles eventually made it in. The prince joked about the delay to his audience when he finally arrived to give the regiment its new colours. "I just want to say how very sorry my wife and I are to have kept you waiting so long," he said. "I fear there was a little local disturbance." Patrick Bourgeois, one of the protesters, said outside the armoury that the British monarchy has exploited people all over world and that Quebec is no exception.

The symbol of the monarchy has been resented by many French-Canadians for centuries, and Bourgeois and others said members of the Royal Family had no business being in Quebec. Bourgeois also linked the prince's visit with the military mission in Afghanistan which features British and Canadian soldiers. Quebec is against the war in Afghanistan," said Bourgeois, a member of the pro-independence Reseau de Resistance du Quebecois. "And now it's our chance to pass that message to Prince Charles and many people across Canada." The heir to the throne commented on the toll taken by the war in Afghanistan when he addressed the troops, noting the death of one member of the regiment, Cpl. Jason Warren. He was killed in July 2006 when a suicide bomber rammed his armoured vehicle with a carload of explosives. "With both my sons serving in the armed forces, and one of them having served in Afghanistan, I know only too well the constant nagging anxiety which permeates your life when a loved one is placed in harm's way, particularly during deployment overseas," Charles said. "To all the families gathered here this evening I want to say publicly, and with all my heart, thank you for the crucial love and understanding you provide to those who have chosen to serve us all and defend those things we hold dear."

There was one lone protester at the first event: one man, holding up a Quebec flag, with a T-shirt that said: Quebec Un Pays (Quebec A Country). He got into a heated exchange with a journalist from Toronto when the reporter tried asking questions in English - and he refused to answer. The couple's Montreal activities included a trip to the Cirque du soleil headquarters where they attended a brief performance by acrobats, and an ecological centre where they saw a simulated rain forest and frigid habitat for penguins. The royal tour is scheduled to be in Petawawa, Ont., and Ottawa on Wednesday for Remembrance Day ceremonies.



Source CBC.com



Saturday, November 07, 2009

"D'oh"... Australians Think Britney Spears Lip-Synchs?


Even before the curtain has risen on the Australian leg of Britney Spears' Circus tour, the U.S. pop performer has already become embroiled in a local furor over lip-synching. A debate about entertainers who lip-synch or mime their performances to pre-recorded music has broken out, tied to Spears arriving Down Under for a 15-concert stint beginning with a pair of shows in Perth on Friday and Saturday. After reports emerged that Spears would be lip-synching in her tour's shows — for which ticket prices range from $97 Aus. up to $1,475 for VIP seating — even the government has weighed in on the debate. New South Wales Fair Trading Minister Virginia Judge has suggested that a law be enacted to impel performers who use pre-recorded music in their performances to carry a disclaimer on their tickets and not be allowed to bill the performances as "live." Australians will not tolerate a "Mickey Mouse performance," Judge told Sydney's Daily Telegraph, referencing the singer's stint on the The All New Mickey Mouse Club TV show as a child. "Let's be clear — live means live," said Judge, who is also the minister assisting the premier on the arts. "If you are spending up to $200 Aus., I think you deserve better than a film clip."



'Let's be clear — live means live...If you are spending up to $200, I think you deserve better than a film clip.'

—Virginia Judge, NSW Minister



Consumer groups have argued that not disclosing lip-synching in concerts equates to misleading advertising. Fans deserve to know what they were paying for, says Consumer Affairs Minister Tony Robinson of the Victorian Legislative Assembly. "We believe it is good business practice for concert promoters to make it clear to consumers before they buy tickets whether the performer will be miming, and make this clear on advertising, posters and other promotional materials," he told the Herald Sun.


Source CBC.com


Wa? She lip-synchs? Who would'a thunk?


Now wa ya gonna tell me? Micheal Jackson lip-synchs? Madonna lip-synchs? "What?!" "They Do?" Or did?


Shit I feel like that first Christmas when my big mouthed, adopted, Vietnamese neighbor kid told me that there wasn't any Santa Claus. Bitch, had'ta ruin it for me! That's OK, she let me play doctor on her. "...clic clic". "OH YA"!

"Not fer you dumbass"!


Australia is the single stupidest nation on Earth. Great look'n people mind ya, but real empty upstairs! Who cares what Britney Spears does during her show? Do they post notices that Wrestling is fake out side of arenas and on tickets? "What they do???" They do? Yup they do! This is a nation that has to be told they are watching something that is fake. They even expose magicians. That's true, they expose magicians as tricksters. MAN ARE THEY DUMB! They have'ta tell audiences that the Magician isn't actually cutting da woman in half. "Ahh... Gawd..Golly...."


My wife loves to travel and wants to take me to "Da Land Down Under". I'm not so sure 'bout that? I thought da English were dumb enuff. I don't even want to think about hang'n around with people who can't pronounce "Hello". "elow dar mate". I've partied with people from all over da world. People from da USA are da best party'rs in da world, no doubt about it, da best. Except for one region. I can bet every person from da U.S. knows who I'm talk'n about right? Texans. The single most annoying bloated ego in da land! Hideous people! Who's worse? Who's worse than a bloated, drunk'n ass from Texas? That's right. A fuck'n Australian! A bandy legged, stale smoke smelling, toothless Englishman can seem like a genius next to a big headed, over tanned, pompous Australian. But like a big dog they can be very loyal. They can be trained to do da simplest taskes, like hold a gun, shoot and fire. Plus they're strong as ol'beat'hell. Stupid and strong. Great combo during warfare. That's why whenever there's a fight to be had, there's an Aussie, put'n up his dukes. "Cum on, cum on". They're always da first to lose too. They've never quite figured out how not to lead with their chin. Dumb as all get'out. This is a country that brags about have'n da most caualties during the 1'st and 2'nd World Wars. Who brags about losing the most men? Australia that's who. I would think if you lost the lest amount of men during war, that would be da victory? Not to an Aussie, nope. "Wee Losed Da Most"...


Anyway.. I got off topic... Hey Britney if you wanna show your backside and lip-synch a few numbers come to Canada. We wont embarrass you as a fraud and a no tallent.


Wally Oot!

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Can Hardly Wait!!!

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"Wally Out"! or in Canada "Wally Oot"!

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Happy Halloween


Have A Fun Night Ya Goblins!
Wally

Monday, October 26, 2009

Canada To Pam Anderson..."Shut Da Fuck Up"!...

"We Don't Need To Take Advise From A Drunk, Hep C Contaminating, Stuttering Whore!"

Besides Pamela hasn't a clue what she's stammering about.







Actress Pam Anderson says she's ashamed of her homeland's seal hunt.

TORONTO - Pamela Anderson cuddled a seal mascot Friday and used her iconic Barbie-like assets to draw attention to what she called the "shameful practice" of seal hunting in her homeland. Anderson told a gathering outside Ontario's legislature that she wanted to save Canada from further international embarrassment over a "barbaric massacre." "When I travel all over the world, the Canadian seal hunt is a huge issue that people talk to me about," she said. "So I'm trying to save some embarrassment." Anderson, 42, braved blustering winds and a bone-chilling damp while clad in a one shoulder sheath and strappy heels. Her handlers ensured not a drop of rain reached her primped hair and makeup. After posing with the mascot and a picture of her air-brushed self wearing a "Save the Seals" T-shirt, the former "Baywatch" star took time to answer gossip questions. "No," she replied when asked if she's selling her Malibu home. "Don't believe any of that crap," she said, adding, "I have a home in Canada too". "Being Canadian, I feel I am hopefully a good voice here," she said while shutters snapped around her. med of her homeland's seal hunt".


Minister of Fisheries and Oceans Gail Shea called Anderson's remarks disappointing and suggested she spend time with East Coast sealers to understand the hunt's importance. "Hollywood celebrities are not going to dictate policy in Canada because we make decisions that are based on science and consultation with Canadians," Shea said in a telephone interview. Anderson, a B.C. native, was in Toronto to launch her new animal-friendly clothing line at Fashion Week. The actress and activist is one of several celebrities, including Kelly Osborne and Perez Hilton, who are part of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals campaign calling for an end to the annual seal hunt. PETA says the ads will appear in entertainment magazines and on blogs and will be tweeted in many languages starting this fall. The aim is to keep pressure on the government year-round instead of just during the spring when protests are expected. Anderson said baby seals are bludgeoned in front of their mothers before they have their first swim, but Shea said the killing of baby seals hasn't been practised in Canada since the early '80s. Activists focus on it because it tugs at the heart strings, Shea said. "They still use the pictures of white seal pups, which are very cute, and of course they're bleeding red blood on white ice," she said. "It's all very dramatic, but it doesn't happen." The hunt is not just a tradition but a big part of the economy in coastal communities that do not the same economic opportunities as other parts of the country, Shea added.


Prominent figures like U.S. President Barack Obama, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and the Dalai Lama have spoken out against the hunt. But many Canadian politicians support it, saying it gives remote regions an economic boost. Gov. Gen. Michaelle Jean made international headlines this summer when she helped carve a seal and ate part of its heart in support of the traditional aboriginal hunt. PETA claims it is not targeting the aboriginal hunt but the East Coast commercial hunt. Shea said there should be no distinction because seals are slaughtered in both hunts for economic reasons. "It's every bit as important to the East Coast of Canada as it is to the Inuit."


Canada To Barack Obama & Vlad Putin... "Shut The fuck-up as well"! "Quit killing men and women all over da world for profit" "Quit do'n business with China and Japan, because both of these countries are the sole reason our oceans are being picked clean"!

Back To Pam... Here's some info that ought to be of interest to Ms. Anderson? She suffers from Hepatitis C, a virus that puts her at high risk for liver disease and liver cancer. The American Liver Foundation believes that animal testing is essential for finding a cure, and Ms. Anderson herself served in 2002 as grand marshal for an American Liver Foundation fund-raiser. Must have left her PETA T-shirt at home that day?!

She's full o' shit! She's also misinformed and a bit of a retard.

Wally Out!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

Jay Leno Is A Fuck'n Thief!


Jay Leno takes heat for stealing ideas from Howard Stern





Howard Stern has been talking about Jay Leno stealing his comedic bits for a long time, and the mainstream media is finally starting to pay attention.



Mainstream news outlets including ABC News are now reporting on Howard Stern's allegations of intellectual property theft by The Jay Leno Show writing team. A recent online report by ABC News specifically highlilghted The Jay Leno Show's use of a sketch in which a chicken makes a series of football picks against a football expert. The Howard Stern Show pitted co-host Artie Lange against a live chicken to make football pool picks in 2003 (the chicken won). The Jay Leno Show used the exact same gag on October 9th when pitting retired NFL star Terry Bradshaw against a chicken to predict this year's NFL champion. Mega-blogger Perez Hilton and AOL News celebrity entertainment website PopEater.com are now both reporting on Howard Stern's allegations against The Jay Leno Show writing team.



Howard Stern has also accused The Jay Leno Show writers of stealing the 'earn your plugs' segment in which Jay Leno makes his guests perform 'humiliating' tasks before they promote their latest projects. The mainstream media may be just picking up on the Jay Leno sleaze factor, but Howard Stern has been talking about it for years. Howard Stern has ranted at length over the years on Jay Leno's basing his regular 'Jaywalking' bit on The Tonight Show on The Howard Stern Show's 'Homeless Game.' No second-hander move by Jay Leno has been more obvious, though, than his luring of Howard Stern Show field correspondent "Stuttering John Melendez" away from Howard Stern to take a gig as the announcer on The Tonight Show. Melendez was demoted to the writer's room when Jay Leno moved to his new 10:00PM timeslot.


The mainstream media's attention to Howard Stern Show's accusations is likely due, in part, to crackerjack Howard 100 News reporter Steve Langford's detailed series of reports on the Jay Leno intellectual property thefts.



I stole this item from Liz Brown of da Examiner.com. At lest I'll admit that!



The truth be told is Jay Leno has also stole from David Letterman. After Dave went to CBS to create the "Late Show". Leno stole a number of bits Dave wrote for his "Late Night With David Letterman". Leno and NBC claimed them on "Intellectual Property" rights. As NBC said ..."they owned all property and ideas on LNWDL". Problems was David Letterman owned "Late Night" as well as NBC. It was a "World Wide Pants" production for NBC. Much like what happen when Howard Stern left CBS/Viacom. Stern sued and won his property back. Unlike Stern, Letterman settled for an undisclosed amount of money, gave up the name "Late Night" and all intellectual property except 50% of his old bits.

So "Small Town News" & "Dumb Ads" on da "Late Night Show", became "Headlines" & "Weddings" On Da "Tonight Show". Leno is an unscrupulous, immoral thief. I don't know why it has took almost 20 years before anyone has said anything? I hope it haunts him into an early retirement.


videoThe last word goes to the great comedian Bill Hicks with his take on Leno. Let me say, it's not flattering!

Sa Later
Wally

Friday, October 23, 2009

Death Of A Clown.



Soupy Sales was my afternoon hero. He made me laugh everyday. And for some reason made my Mom laugh just as hard? It wasn't until years later that I figured out she was laugh'n at something quite different. He was da king of double entendre.


Soupy took an afternoon kids show and made it "Must See T.V." I think Soupy pioneered da term? His bits were stolen by Late Night Shows for years during and after his show's demise. So long Soupy you influenced some of the best comics of our generation. You wont be forgotten.



video"The Dick Van Dyke Show" did a story line about Soupy. They called him "The Suer", because he would sue anyone that infringed on his show's ideas and bits. This bit was done repeatedly by one T.V. show to another. Uncle Milty stole it for his crappy show! And I think at lest a million other shows stole it! Soupy wrote it and made it famous in da 50's. Soupy still did it best!


Thanx fer da laughs "Pie Man".


Wally

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Al Sez No... Ta God?


Einstein's Letter:
Princeton, 3. 1. 1954

Dear Mr Gutkind,

Inspired by Brouwer’s repeated suggestion, I read a great deal in your book, and thank you very much for lending it to me ... With regard to the factual attitude to life and to the human community we have a great deal in common. Your personal ideal with its striving for freedom from ego-oriented desires, for making life beautiful and noble, with an emphasis on the purely human element ... unites us as having an “American Attitude.”

Still, without Brouwer’s suggestion I would never have gotten myself to engage intensively with your book because it is written in a language inaccessible to me. The word God is for me nothing more than the expression and product of human weakness, the Bible a collection of honorable, but still purely primitive, legends which are nevertheless pretty childish. No interpretation no matter how subtle can (for me) change this. ... For me the Jewish religion like all other religions is an incarnation of the most childish superstition. And the Jewish people to whom I gladly belong ... have no different quality for me than all other people. As far as my experience goes, they are also no better than other human groups, although they are protected from the worst cancers by a lack of power. Otherwise I cannot see anything “chosen” about them.

In general I find it painful that you claim a privileged position and try to defend it by two walls of pride, an external one as a man and an internal one as a Jew. As a man you claim, so to speak, a dispensation from causality otherwise accepted, as a Jew of monotheism. But a limited causality is no longer a causality at all, as our wonderful Spinoza recognized with all incision...

Now that I have quite openly stated our differences in intellectual convictions it is still clear to me that we are quite close to each other in essential things, i.e. in our evaluation of human behavior ... I think that we would understand each other quite well if we talked about concrete things.

With friendly thanks and best wishes,

Yours,

A. Einstein


Wally Sez: Many theologians love to state that Albert Einstein was a man that believed in the God concept. I'm at belief that Ol'Al was a very smart dude. He knew the power of the media. He also knew if at anytime that he misspoke about the actual validity of God his funding and job would simply disappear. Vanish. ((("Poof"))).
Al played it close to the vest when he had encounters with men of da cloth. He also played the media like a violin. When asked by the press about his thoughts about God Albert was a master of manipulation. He hid his true feelings, beliefs and his profound sense that it was a conspiracy.

"A knowledge of the existence of something we cannot penetrate, of the manifestations of the profoundest reason and the most radiant beauty - it is this knowledge and this emotion that constitute the truly religious attitude; in this sense, and in this alone, I am a deeply religious man." (Albert Einstein)

"I do not believe in a personal God and I have never denied this but have expressed it clearly. If something is in me which can be called religious then it is the unbounded admiration for the structure of the world so far as our science can reveal it." (Albert Einstein, 1954)

"I believe in Spinoza's God who reveals himself in the orderly harmony of what exists, not in a God who concerns himself with the fates and actions of human beings." (Albert Einstein)


In doing what he did, making bullshit statements to the media and clergy, Einstein did a huge disservice to his fellow man. This was maybe his biggest in a long line of disservice he made to mankind? Sometimes when we hold back just to maintain our lifestyles we take a step backwards. We should all step up take our place in da world. Don't hold back just because you may hurt your marketable future. That is why I am going to make a giant leap this year. "Dam da torpedoes boys"... Wally is take'n a kick at da can. Again!

Stay tuned.
Sa Later.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Sell The Vatican, Feed The World (HD, Official)

I Luv Me Some Sarah Silverman.

mmmm ... mmmm... Good!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

There Might Not Be Any Gold There? But There Is A Tim's




Tim Hortons strikes gold at Fort Knox

Fort Knox in Kentucky is the first U.S. military base to feature a Tim Hortons restaurant. The iconic military facility, best known as the home for one of the largest gold deposits in the world, serves more than 30,000 soldiers, their families and civilians who live and work there. The Fort Knox location continues our long-standing relationship with troops. Tim Hortons restaurants are located on seven Canadian military bases, as well as at the armed forces base Kandahar, Afghanistan.

What do you think is the coolest thing about there being a Timmies at Fort Knox?

Sa Later
Wally

The Toronto Song - Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie

Toronto and da rest too!

The Toronto Make Me Laughs

I Hate Toronto!

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Death Of A Hero.

Norman Borlaug Died Yesterday. It's Very Important That Everyone Know Who This Man Was.

He was maybe the most important man of the 20th century?

To learn more about "The Man That Fed Da World". click----> Norm Borlaug


I used Penn & Teller's "Bullshit" because I find it an entertaining way to help people become aware.


Sa Later


Wally

Sunday, October 04, 2009

Da Art Of Da Scam: Greenhouse Effect


Mars Melt Hints at Solar, Not Human, Cause for Warming Scientist Says:


Simultaneous warming on Earth and Mars suggests that our planet's recent climate changes have a natural—and not a human-induced—cause, according to one scientist's controversial theory.


Earth is currently experiencing rapid warming, which the vast majority of climate scientists says is due to humans pumping huge amounts of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere.


Mars, too, appears to be enjoying more mild and balmy temperatures.

In 2005 data from NASA's Mars Global Surveyor and Odyssey missions revealed that the carbon dioxide "ice caps" near Mars's south pole had been diminishing for three summers in a row.

Habibullo Abdussamatov, head of space research at St. Petersburg's Pulkovo Astronomical Observatory in Russia, says the Mars data is evidence that the current global warming on Earth is being caused by changes in the sun.

"The long-term increase in solar irradiance is heating both Earth and Mars," he said.

Solar Cycles

Abdussamatov believes that changes in the sun's heat output can account for almost all the climate changes we see on both planets.

Mars and Earth, for instance, have experienced periodic ice ages throughout their histories.

"Man-made greenhouse warming has made a small contribution to the warming seen on Earth in recent years, but it cannot compete with the increase in solar irradiance," Abdussamatov said.

By studying fluctuations in the warmth of the sun, Abdussamatov believes he can see a pattern that fits with the ups and downs in climate we see on Earth and Mars.

Abdussamatov's work, however, has not been well received by other climate scientists.



"Planets' Wobbles" (Or da ol' switcheroo)

The conventional theory is that climate changes on Mars can be explained primarily by small alterations in the planet's orbit and tilt, not by changes in the sun.

"Wobbles in the orbit of Mars are the main cause of its climate change in the current era," Oxford's Wilson explained. (Ya don't blame the obvious, blame the very notion on something else.)

All planets experience a few wobbles as they make their journey around the sun. Earth's wobbles are known as Milankovitch cycles and occur on time scales of between 20,000 and 100,000 years.

These fluctuations change the tilt of Earth's axis and its distance from the sun and are thought to be responsible for the waxing and waning of ice ages on Earth.

Mars and Earth wobble in different ways, and most scientists think it is pure coincidence that both planets are between ice ages right now. (Mmm Hmmm...)

"Mars has no [large] moon, which makes its wobbles much larger, and hence the swings in climate are greater too," Wilson said. (Of coarse!)

No Greenhouse

He claims that carbon dioxide has only a small influence on Earth's climate and virtually no influence on Mars.

But "without the greenhouse effect there would be very little, if any, life on Earth, since our planet would pretty much be a big ball of ice," said Evan, of the University of Wisconsin.

Abdussamatov remains contrarian, however, suggesting that the sun holds something quite different in store.

"The solar irradiance began to drop in the 1990s, and a minimum will be reached by approximately 2040," Abdussamatov said. "It will cause a steep cooling of the climate on Earth in 15 to 20 years."


When your planet becomes warm wouldn't it be wise to first question da source of da heat? Eco-minded scientists seem to "poo poo" the idea that the sun, our source of heat, has any responsibility for a change of temperature on Earth. They fail to release information that leads to solar flares as the reason that our planet is warming. Even though they know this has happened hundreds of times, if not thousands of times, in it's history. Or is it they don't want to even broach that topic, or are they paid not to study the obvious, our Sun. There are real scientists that are studying the phenomenon that is happening to our planet. And they have real answers. They are not paid buy oil companies or venture capitalists so their science is not being recognized by the "pay media". We on our own should start to see what this "Climate Change" lobby is really trying to sell.

1) Carbon Taxes. 2) Eco venture capitalists. 3) Higher oil prices. 4) Control of all energy markets... Etc...

But the worst of all: An end to any real social economic problems. Because your tax money will be wasted elsewhere. Much like a vacuum.

When a man like Al Gore is at the head of a movement like "Global Warming" or whatever he's calling it now? " Climate Change"? You have to ask yourself why? This is a man that has never in his life done anything but for Al Gore. He was instrumental in taking away rights and freedoms of artists in da 1980's. He did this only to make a name for himself. This is a driven man that holds major stocks and holdings in pharmaceutical and medical fields. Such as the H1N1 virus vaccine. "Google Al Gore and H1N1" and get a surprise. He also has ties with venture capitalists in the oil industry. His family owns a huge amount of stock in Colombian Oil. In fact his government was at fault in deregulating the oil market. In so much has raked in millions dollars doing so. This man at best is a lair. And at worst a fraud and a con artist.

You have to ask yourself. What does he have in it?

And if he is the leader? How good is the cause?

Sa Later

Wally


video 30,000 scientists are suing Al Gore.

Sources: National Geographic, The Weather Network, RIA Novosti...etc... and Me.

Thursday, October 01, 2009

"So I Think I Will Flash"?


A contestant on that lame ass TV show, "So You Think You Can Dance", accidentally flashes da world her labia!


I thought this show was gay? Now I'm not so sure?


I will say one thing.... Very, very, very nice!



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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Happy Blasphemous Day!

And nothing is more blasphemous than our new "Religion" Da Environment!

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Tuesday, September 15, 2009

"Adiós Amigo!"

Sa Later Bohdi

Tuesday, September 08, 2009

"Da Problem With America Is Dem Uppity Nigars"

Yup datz rite! Dem uppity boyz dat don't know dem place.... Like da White House


I call "a spade, a spade" here and I call a "Spear Chucker Agenda".

I'm the last guy to say anything that Present Obama has done in the last 7 months as productive or encouraging. I think what he has done is mostly asinine. But when a man who came from da projects of the South Side of Chicago to the chair of da White House and he has a few words of encouragement to young students. Encouraging words like how they to can succeed in a downtrodden society. He is then condemned for it? Condemned by the Racist Right Wing Republican Party. Ya I said racist Republicans, cause that's exactly what they are and they always were.

There is something totally crazed in the minds of Right Wing politics when da leaders of da Republicans have gentlemen like Rush Limbaugh, and Newt Gingrich, plus a woman like Sarah Palin at da top of the list of future statesman? With people like these they have no future. They will simply drift off into a third party status. I believe America has grown away from da former "have and have not" society. I believe America has finally grown up! And da right wing Conservatives are hanging on by an apron string to an ideal that should been gone with da stagecoach.



Way back when the former head of state Richard Nixion wanted to address the future of the country did he get the flack that Barack Obama is getting in that last 5 days?... Ahhhh No!

When da half senile Ronald Reagan wanted to address da class of 1982 did he get booed down from da left wingers... Ahhh No Again.

When George "Read My Lips No New Taxes" Bush addressed da, I don't give a dam "generationX" in a pep talk about da future, did he get any kind of mention except positive?..... Take a second..... Ahhhh No He Did Not.



So what's da difference between Barak Obama and those "former assholes of da free world"? What would be the first thing to come to your mind? I'll give ya a few more seconds.. dadadadadadada, dadadadadadada doo doo doo doo doo doo da doo...


OK give up?


"He's Fuck'n Black"!


What in the world is the Republicans thinking here? History will look at this day in total disgust. A day that is "flabbergasting in it's vulgarity".


So if you kept your child home today, because you didn't want your child indoctrinated in da subculture 0f your President?... Guess what? Your a a vulgar racist and you have no handle, or any control of your stupid brat. Give up. Give up and just stop anything your trying to bang inta da dim fuck'n head of your stupid, lame, retard, you have fer a offspring. Cause Obama has total control of him, or her, or whatever, "IT"! Barak Obama's personality will win "IT's" mind over yours. You dumb fuck, you.

Please if you say this is not a race thing, your stupid. That's it. That's not an opinion.
THAT'S DA FUCK'N TRUTH!


At this time I would like to give da last word to my favorite Republican... KKK leader Daniel Carver.


...."Wake Up White People"...

Wally Out

Friday, August 21, 2009

Da Art'O Da Scam: Water Shortages/Water Management.



In an area outside of Toronto, there lays the mouth of da largest aquifer in the world. It has enough water to house millions of homes throughout Southern Ontario... Virtually forever! From Durham County to York, to King, to Simcoe... It lays beneath our feet. It sits under a land mass of millions of acres. Our Government, in their great logic over da years, have installed more than 20 privately managed and operated garbage dumps all along it. And now they are about to open another!!!
I fear that this is a plan by huge corporations to kill our water table.



George Lawrence is proof positive that good things sometimes come to those who wait. For more than 15 years, he has battled a proposed garbage dump in Tiny Township, just northwest of Barrie, home to some of the best and most productive farmland in Ontario's food belt. A recent surge in local councillors' support has come in time for this week's county council vote on the matter. He didn't do it alone, of course. Lawrence, now in his first term as deputy mayor of the rural township, was part of a close-knit group of farmers, environmentalists and residents who opposed the Site 41 facility in their quietly polite way. They could learn tomorrow if they have won a one-year moratorium on the project that they say will pollute the Alliston Aquifer. Scientists say it contains some of the world's purest drinking water. As the small, hardy group spread its message, Simcoe County council pushed the 20.7-hectare facility, scheduled to open this fall, through the required environmental process. In the past few months, widespread support for a one-year moratorium has zoomed, with a growing list of celebrity opponents joining the cause. Everyone from U.S environmental activist Ralph Nader – who visited Site 41 two weeks ago and wrote Premier Dalton McGuinty to voice his opposition – to Canada's UN water czar Maude Barlow and former Toronto mayor David Crombie, to local residents, politicians, trade unionists and First Nations people has called on the county to take a second look before opening the dump site. "Site 41 should be scrapped because it is sitting atop a large and pristine aquifer that must at all costs be protected," says Barlow, Canada's first senior adviser on water to the United Nations president. The Alliston Aquifer, directly under Site 41, is part of a network of underground reservoirs running from Georgian Bay, under Lake Simcoe almost to Lake Ontario through the Oak Ridges Moraine, which itself provides drinking water for 250,000 York Region residents. Site 41 opponents maintain the dump's natural clay liner and an additional man-made liner will leak a poisonous stew into the ground and surrounding aquifers, as most garbage sites do

The long and short of it is... Corporations (Water Management Moguls) have a large amount of money wrapped up in selling water. If they kill off a huge, FREE, water table that will open up: Water treatment plants; Piped water to farm lands; Piped water to housing projects... It's endless really.

In all reality there are no water shortages, just pure water that doesn't need to be treated to be potable. There really is water everywhere on Earth. The same drop that was here when Cesar was ruler of da world is still here today (except what was taken into space o'coarse). It hasn't gone anywhere. Even in da remotest desert, water streams underneath. Maybe deep underneath, but it's there. Garbage should be the easiest product to deal with, but out'a sheer laziness and lack of knowledge on out part, we let governments take easily recycled materials and, well, dump it. It's time to put our creative scientific minds to work. We must stop dump'n trash on agricultural lands. Stop kill'n our farms. Stop making pure water, polluted water...etc... All for the greed of large corporations to sell something to us that's already there. If there was one scam in da world that is true and utter bullshit... This Is It!

Sa Later Da Wallycrawler

Taken in part from the Toronto Star.

UPDATE: "Protesters win their one year moratorium on landfill Site 41"!

It was a big decision, and reports are that it took Simcoe County Council over three hours to deliberate. But in the end, Council voted to approve a proposed one-year moratorium on the construction of a landfill, Site 41, in Simcoe County, Ontario. I think they knew if they didn't vote this way most of these turds would have lost their easy jobs.
Simcoe County Warden Tony Guergis wrote a letter to the public after Simcoe County Council voted overwhelmingly in favour of the one year moratorium. I won't be bothered putting in Guergis's letter. Needless to say he's in favor of da site. He's a total ASS-CLOWN, bought and sold by these greedy businessmen! He'll never see another term.
Under the moratorium, aside from filling in the clay already excavated out of the site, there will be no construction on Site 41 until at least 2011 - but there will be a municipal election in 2010, which might affect the future of Site 41. "Duhhh... Ya Think"?
This is great news to anyone living in Ontario.
Keep up the good work protesters. If it wasn't for you bringing this out to the forefront, there would have been a great atrocity committed on our lands and to our drinking water.
"The First Nations" deserve most of the credit in this small victory by taking this problem to the World's Stage.
It's nice to see Farmers, Land owners, concerned citizens and "The First Nations" all committed to the same cause for a change. Hopefully this will be the norm in the future when we fight big business and big corporate government.
Wally Out!

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Food-for-fuel controversy angers ethanol producer


It's Wrong to link sugar price to expensive fuel, Greenfield founder says: Ken Field says he's tired of the "campaign against corn ethanol" that has created a damaging public misperception of the renewable fuel. The founder and chairman of Toronto-based Greenfield Ethanol, the largest independent ethanol producer in Canada, is lashing out at reports last week that record-high sugar prices will lead to more expensive ethanol, and as a result push up prices at the gas pumps.

In Brazil, maybe – but not in North America, not in Canada. "This (rise in sugar) has absolutely nothing to do with ethanol, particularly in Ontario," said Field, lamenting the spread of information that most proponents of ethanol blame on the oil and food lobbies. Lack of monsoon rains in India had helped put a squeeze on global sugar production, pushing prices up more than 74 per cent this year. But sugar fell yesterday for a second day in London on speculation recent rain in India will improve prospects for the harvest in October. White, or refined, sugar for October delivery dropped $1.20 (U.S.), or 0.2 per cent, to $551.80 a tonne in London on the Liffe exchange. The contract has dropped 6.5 per cent from last week's $589.90, the highest price since at least 1983.


Most of the ethanol produced and used in North America comes from corn, not sugar, said Field, whose company buys about 60 million bushels of corn a year. "Fact is, there's lots of corn, so the price of ethanol is not going to go up. If anything, it's going to be lower." The U.S. Agriculture Department said last week the United States is expected to have its second-largest corn crop this year, with farmers harvesting 12.76 billion bushels. That's up 5 per cent compared with 2008. When last year's leftover stock is added, the total U.S. corn supply will swell to nearly 14.5 billion bushels – the highest level on record. Ethanol producers will use up about a third of that corn to meet a U.S. mandate this year that 10.5 billion gallons of ethanol be blended with vehicle fuel, a requirement that climbs to 12 billion gallons in 2010. (Across Canada the mandate is 5 per cent of all vehicle fuel) Even with a 15 per cent increase in the number of corn bushels used this year for U.S. ethanol production, a year-end surplus of 1.62 billion bushels is expected. "Where's the food-for-fuel debate?" said Field. "There's no shortage."


To counter concerns that producing ethanol from corn is too energy-intensive, doesn't do much to reduce greenhouse gases and leads to higher food prices by diverting land away from food crops – claims many call alarmist – the biofuel industry is developing a second-generation ethanol that's made from agricultural, forest and even municipal waste. So-called cellulosic ethanol requires far less energy to make and doesn't compete with food. The technology exists; the challenge for the industry is to drive down the cost. Greenfield, for example, is part of a joint venture in Edmonton that is turning plastics and paper fibres from municipal solid waste into ethanol. The company has also built a pilot plant in Chatham that can convert corncobs into ethanol.


"The results are phenomenal," Field said.


He estimates that using corncobs alone could increase the yield of one of his existing corn ethanol plants by up to 25 per cent.


Source: The Toronto Star.


It's about time to switch our think'n and sooner is better than later.


Wally.