Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Wallycrawler's 1st. Annual Slut'O'Da Year . "2005"

And The Nominees Are :

















Angelina Jolie .
"The Human Vacuum"






Tara Reid .

"The Party Girl"?




































Mariah Carey .
"The Dozzy Diva".






























Courtney Love .
"The Fuck Up".






















Pam Anderson.
"The PETA Hypocrite"
















































Paris Hilton.
"The Stank Skank".






















WHO WILL WIN THE FIRST ANNUAL SLUT'O'DA YEAR ?
















"AND DA WINNER IS" ...



















NO CONTEST DA HEIRESS HERSELF...
PARIS HILTON >
For being the "Ditch Piggiest" of da "Ditch Pigs".
For keeping your messy pussy in the limelight .
For leaking a tape of you and a nimrod having sex.
For being in the "TOP 100" richest families in the world .
For hiring a publicist for your every movement or event .
For being the least talented of all the "Cause Celeb".
For lying and cheating on every person who was ever close to you .
YOU ARE THE SLUT'O'DA YEAR 2005


12 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

Die Muräne said...

I think Paris would do a good job. Hehe. What's the price?

jungle jane said...

are you saying that Pammie has fake tits? No way! I find that impossible to believe...

wallycrawler said...

D :Paris is defiantly the front runner."Boy her thingy is a mess" !

Double J :those massive TATA's have nick names , they're called , "Stretch" & "Mark" . Her nether re-gen has a very famous name also , maybe you've heard of it ? It's called the "Grand Canyon" ! "Oh Ya , thanx for coming I'll be here all week" !

ing said...

The tits are real, but the silicon's a little iffy.

wallycrawler said...

Ing u know what I just noticed ? Everyone of them has fake boobies except da Angel .

wallycrawler said...

Let's face it I just did this to showcase those pictures Paris .

He He

wallycrawler said...

Tis Da Truth ! As an idiot see's it . Da WALLYCRAWLER

jungle jane said...

ohhhh that's a pretty hole you are digging, Wally. i am sure you will be nice and warm down there:-)

imagine if Ang had blonde hair and fake tits. would any man remain intact?

wallycrawler said...

The Angel would be the hottest starlet on the planet if she didn't french kiss her brother during the Oscars . Also that marrying that Billy Bob guy . That knocks her down from "smoke'n hot" to "steamy" .

Keshi said...

Gosh lol! I hope Paris never reads this...hehehe..

Keshi.

wallycrawler said...

Anytime . I feel the same way .

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