I'M PISSED !

OK , I'm always pissed but more so today . You know why ? I'm sick , I've got a cold and flu , it's the second time in less than a month I've been sick . This makes me ornery . At the best of times I'm a prick , so when I'm sick look out , I'll bite your head off . Anyhoo... when Wally's sick he watches way to much TV and he reads a lot of news papers . Check that , he reads a lot of news paper services , online . Scope'n out the sport services , I come across a story about a group of "Sport Scientists" !??? "Sport Scientists" . " This has gotta be a plant story" ! A Reuters report so you know it's questionable . What's the 'Most Exciting' Sport ? I start read'n and it seems English Soccer [ or as the Brit's call it 'Cricket' ] is the 'Most Exciting' sport . Soccer , soccer , English soccer ...? Ok then , what's the second 'MOST EXCITING' sport ? American Baseball...baseball [or what the Yank's call it 'Nap-time'] baseball ? "I'm excited" !!! Do these people watch sports ? Don't get me wrong soccer 's OK and so's baseball but they're like watching paint dry . They're not exciting ! Good sports , and they take a great deal of athletic ability but excitement isn't much of a part of ether sport . Where's Aussie Rules Football ? Where's Hurling ? Where's Rugby ? Where's Sex ? "Just kid'n" . Where's World Class Hockey ? Where's the NFL ? OK what's third on their 'LIST' ? NBA ...NBA..? Basketball , B-Ball ? I think I would like to strangle these retards . It's probably the Neo Citren talk'n but I hate these assholes , why are they fuck'n pushing my buttons today ? Did these guys actually get a grant to do this study ? If so who the fuck gave these dicks money ? AIDS , Homelessness , World Hunger ,'Sport Scientists' . "I pick to give money too... Da 'Sport scientists' ". "Ya that's it , that happened " . You know what pisses me off ? It's that this such a plant story , this is a story put out there by , I dunno maybe 'English Soccer League' , I dunno but somebody !!! OK , OK , Ok... I'm finished with this "report" , and I know what your think'n . "Wally what is the most 'Exciting Sports' in da world" ? I hear ya and I have a list here .
Here is the Da Wallycrawler's 'Most Exciting' sports 1 thru 5 . "I'm so fuck'n bored today" !

1] World Class Hockey : Olympics , World Cup , Junior . Doesn't matter as long as it has Country vs. Country . The hitting , the action , the speed ! This is the hardest game in the word to learn . Don't believe me , try skating . If you don't know how . "shut up" ! Now try skating and shooting a puck [ you'll look retarded if you try ] . Now try skating shooting a puck and I hit you with full body weight , I'm not huge 190lbs , but I guarantee you your down and hurting . There's nothing better than watching pros kick the shit out of each other just for bragging rights . No money , just pride . The true essence of sport !


2] Australian Rules Football : I don't know all the rules , but I know one thing there aren't too many rules in it . This game is for "men" , manly men , these guys kick ass . Easily the toughest game out there [ that's including Rugby ] and fast ! Hardly any time outs , full bore , all out action . Great sport ! I wish I played it in my youth !





3] N.F.L. Football : Week in , week out , these guys play the most brutal sport ever invented . I know some Brits think Rugby is brutal but it's nowhere near American Football . The shear size of these men dwarf rugby stars . The speed of these stars is far and away better than any other sport . "But rugby players don't wear equipment" . Bullshit ! If these guys started to play rugby in college I don't think the 'All Blacks' would be quite as successful . "They would eat them alive" !These guys are world class athletes that can play any sport . Track stars , baseball stars , basketball stars . They play this game for pride at high school and it becomes a religion . Easily the most controlled game by a coach , a total mind game . It's a battle field out there and the coach is the general calling every play . If you don't get the N.F.L. you probably watch golf .




4] Rugby or "Rugger" : This game has it all speed , no time outs , size , massive crowds . If there was a game that was shire balls out crazy this is it . I played this game in high school and I always came home , hurt'n . Watch'n the 'All Blacks' or English league is way more exciting than watching some lame soccer game [not that I have anything against 'cricket' , it's just not for me sorry].




5] X Games : This combination sport is the "now" and the "future" of sports in the world . From Skating [ Blading ] , Snow Boarding , Skateboarding , Trick Bikes & Motorcycles : makes it a traveling circus of extreme excitement . If you think of Tony Hawk what do ya think ? "Skateboarding" , right ? Well how about attitude , what do you think of ? "X Gamers" ! They have "da Tude" , da chicks , da music , the greatest event out there bar none . If you ever get a chance to see a Xgame event near you , GO ! Bring your kids , it's all right . These guys and gals are consummate performers . They go all out every day , every night . If I was truly honest the XGames are really the most exciting sports event out there . "But I still Love Hockey" !



footnote : For all you guys who like Baseball . I like Baseball I played it all my life but it;s not a game of great excitement . It has it's moments . Joe Carter hitting a homer in the bottom of the ninth to win the series comes to mind . Mostly it's a game to watch at a bar while your pick'n up chicks . You don't have to keep your mind on it all the time . Even when your playing your standing around or sitting around . That's just the game , don't get mad .For all you soccer fans don't get your balls in a knot I know the Brits don't call soccer 'cricket' they call it 'GOON TIME' feel better ?