Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Tagged By Crabcake ? Ok Then .

5 Things People Find Weird About Me :
















1] I Hate Ice Cream , But Love Milkshakes . [ I'm also allergic to milk so can't have either , so it's a moot point . Never mind ] .

2] I Love To Have Sex With Strange Women . Strange Like Crazy , Not Strange Like Stranger . All My "Friends" Seem To Have A "Quality" Shall We Say . They're All Fuck'd Up With Little Or No Morals . They All Have Criminal Records , Back Tats , Drug And Alcohol Problems , Kids Out Of Wedlock , By Different Fathers ... Enuff Said .

3] I Believe In Redemption , Total And Absolute Redemption , But I Also Believe In The Death Penalty . I Believe If You Kill , You Should Be Killed .
This May Or May Not Be Weird? It Is Kind Of A Oxymoron.

4] I Hate My Job And The People I Work For , But I'm Probably Their Best Salesperson !

5] I Write On A Blog Every Other Day And I Still Can't Spell Worth A Shit ! I Spell Check Everything .

Hey This Is Kind'a Like A Confession Aint It ?

Sa Next Time Wallycrawler .


18 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

jungle jane said...

Wally i am also allergic to milk. I am crazy and i believe that if you kill you should be killed. i work for myself now but HATE my former employers. i write on blogs and toilet walls daily.

Are we related?

wallycrawler said...

Ya we're related , your my sweet little sister from another mother . Wanna do what Anglinia does and make-out ? We could hook-up on da net and make some mola . "JJ" & da "Total Package" together at last ! I can see it now u ?

Lady K said...

Wally. Crabcake sent me. Actually, Crab AND Jane. I'm speechless. And moved. And somewhat aroused...

Lady K said...

P.S. Can I just kiss you on the cheek and hug you?

jungle jane said...

Gang bang over at my place, folks...

Shannon said...

Thanks for the visit... and yes those are weird habits..very weird lol

Dave said...

Haha, dude.. I hate icecream but I dig milkshakes... no allergy to milk tho. I've got more monkeys on mah back but i'm not into confess'un any of em...lol

JJ... holy hell that's hot... hah

workin for da man too said...

Okay people who are allergic to milk have an excuse. The rest of you ... don't you know it's illegal to hate ice-cream, Sting and Bono? I heard it on the radio, so it must be true ... right!?
But what we all want to know is where are your tats Wally, and what are they? I don't have any, I'm as clean as a virgin. Couldn't stand the thought of how stupid they might look when I'm 80. Besides which I'm fickle, I get bored easily.

ing said...

I hate creamed milk, but I love shaked ice. Can I be your triplet sister?

crabcake said...

WallyC! This is your boss speaking. Whatdoya mean you hate it here? Have I not given you everything you asked for? Did I not move Henry into the cubicle of death behind farting Martha just because you were pissed that he got the last snickers out of the machine?

Hmmph!

PS. Wallycrawler, my love, I am linking you over at the cowpie field. Meant to do it yesteday but, alas, I ran into a bit of a snag.

wallycrawler said...

Hey Lady : Nice to meet ya . OK you can kiss me on the cheek and hug me , but is that all you do when your aroused ? If that's it you must be married . It's OK to go a little further cause I'm not your husband .

Double J : Sorry I missed your gang bang . I was to busy wack'n off to cat porn . Next time I'm there baby !

Shannon : Come back anytime cause I'm gonna stock you ! LOL just kidd'n I'm to busy stock'n JJ !

JD : Your site just gets better & better . Love your Photos . Hands off JJ shes mine ! You get seconds !

HEY MAN : SUP ? Hows work I wish I was dare , NOT ! I got a tat on my ass but I'm not to proud of it . It's Spider-man shooting a web on my back . I didn't know that was so gay when I did it . I'm think'n of a cover . What do you think ?

Ya Ing your my Sis but only if you put Vodka in dat ice ! And I'd get to snort coke off your back tat ! OK how'bout you , JJ and I get together ? We could do drugs and stuff ? Then...wooo... never mind I'm finished ! Next week K ?

wallycrawler said...

Crabbie : Ya great and I'll do da same .

"Da Crawler" perverts another !

Question : How do you know if your secretary's into anal ? Your bosses cock tastes like SHIT !

Jasmine said...

I like your five, I was tagged too, come see my five. You showed me yours, now I will show you mine!

Jasmine

Jenn said...

Criminal Records and Kids Out Of Wedlock does not a bad person make ;)

wallycrawler said...

Jasmine : OK show me more .

Jenn: Never said they were bad . I said they had qualities . They're qualities are what makes them good !

Sonya said...

I'm allergic to milk too and don't really care for ice cream that much.

none - ya said...

The spelling thing isn't so weird. Fucking "strange"/"Crazy" people is like good wine or chocolate.

wallycrawler said...

Mack you crazy girl ? Waz up with you ? You do'n anything after 2:30 ? Cause I'm get'n drunk ! And you know if I don't get me sum I'll be dare for ya Babe !

Sonya see ya @ around 4:00.