Friday, January 27, 2006

Are You A Triple A Personality ?


Do you know what a triple A personality is ? It stands for Astoundingly Astute Asshole ! Or in layman's terms amazing witty dick !

Do people dislike you and ya can't figure out why ? Do you at party's find yourself thinking "I hate these shit-heads" , "These people are fuck'n lame brains" ? Do you have an answer to everyone's problems , even when you don't care or don't think ya know the answer ? Do you have a whole whack of unusable information ? Do you know way to much info on world , celebrity , and personal affairs ? Do you have perfect recall ? Do you have an answer to unanswerable questions ? When lectured at school or work can you repeat verbatim what the person just taught you ? Is "da wife's" nick-name for you , "Asshole" ? Do you have a blog ? If you answered yes to any or all of these questions you are a AAA person !

So ya guessed it ! Da Wallycrawler is a total triple A person ! I'm that guy or gal ! I'm the guy people run away from after 10 min. of meeting him . Unless your drunk or stoned , then I'm your God ! I've had drunk gals and guys say , "Man I always thought you where a dick , man your so f'n cool" ! Then the next day , after sobering up , avoid me like the plague . This is to say ya don't have to be smart to be AAA , [ fuck I'm not that's for sure !] ya just have to be "kind of different" . The way my brain works is waaaay different than other peoples brains work . The only person I can think of who is just like this and most people would know is "Cliff Clavin" of "Cheers" fame [ ya know the TV show in the 80's ]. Just thinking about that character puts shivers down the backs of every normal person . Could you imagine relating to this guy ? I related to him . It's not that he's a bad guy , it's just that he's so fuck'n annoying . The no-it-all fucker . The guy people ask questions of , get the answer from and then roll their eyes . Some of the time it's shear utter crap . Some of the time it's just mind numbing drivel . Most of the time it's right on ! So here's the real problem being this guy . "ALL PEOPLE HATE THE TRUTH" ! Or at least the truth as I know it .

I'm the go too guy at work . I have customers and managers come to me every day to fix their problems or get answers to their projects . I know , at your work too ! Not at the extent it happens to me though . When I give them the answer , they fuck'n hate it ! It's right , but they fuck'n hate it ! The response is " That's not what I was told" , or "Can't I do it this way" ? "Well no you can't , that's not the right way" or "No that's against code" . They hate that reason the most , cause they can't argue against something they don't know about . I can , I'm Triple A ! If you pretend to know something I know about [ everything ] LOOK OUT . Most people who are like that are look'n for the cheap way out . Not with me I'll have buy'n everything in the fuck'n store ! If you fuck with me I'll fuck with you twice as hard , I'm a total asshole ! I can make a house inspector do somersaults and I have ! Customers who have had their plumbing licenses for years come to me for their answers . I don't have a plumbing licence and fucked if I want one . It's just I have total recall for lame fuck'd up shit . Now ask me my friend's wife's name and I'm lost . That's the worst thing about being Triple A , ya just don't care about anyone else . That could be a good thing too , remember I'm AAA ! I'm not bragging this is just some scenarios [ fuck-off ass ] . Why would I brag about plumbing or home improvement ? I hate the shit! It bores me to tears .

Now it comes the time why I wrote this post . I came out to you all because I know , you know I'm an asshole . I came out to help all my AAA friends and family [ it's usually genetic ] . I came out so people like me will come out and embrace your "assholedom" . Please people if you are an asshole come out , come out now . Tell your family and friends [ they already know anyway ] . Tonight before bed look in the mirror and ask yourself am I an AAA ? When you come to terms with it , go to your computer and make a comment in my blog . I can help you ! I will give you guidance with coming to terms to being a asshole . If you know your a no-it-all asshole , here is my best advise "KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT YOU FUCK"N ASSHOLE" ! Enuff said . Good Night My Little Assholes From Da Wallycrawler .

"I know , I know that's not what a real triple A personality is . It a highly intelligent highly organized , highly motivated person . Einstein was a AAA . Give it a brake will ya , it's just a story . Fuck ! What a fuck'n asshole you are" !!!

32 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

F.J. Delgado said...

wow, wally, you never cease to make me crack the hell up!

i am an no-doubter AAA personality, one of life's biggest fucking double-edged swords.

check out some Deep Thoughts over at my crib, you might get a kick out of it.

PEACE

wallycrawler said...

FJ : I know that you're a Triple Threat type of guy ! I doubt if your a Triple A person though . You do have some of the characteristics , but A real to goodness ass would never write a blog like yours . Your post is about true knowledge and love of music [mostly] . Mine is my rants and how I'm always right . I think you're a RGG personality [real good guy] . I think I get laid more though ! Wa do you think ? Sa later .

crallspace said...

I'm in part AAA.

Just like I am part time alcoholic/co dependent or something like that.

What an asshole! What a total asshole!
Turn off your damned word verfication.

wallycrawler said...

Ok , Ok I will ! I just hate the f'n adds they drive me crazy . I will try to do it again .

And ya your an ass too ! That's a complement .

hannah said...

oh holy tapdancing jesus! no word verification!!! wally, are you feeling okay?!?!?!
triple personalities, inteeresting hypothesis...

Bloodgood said...
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Captain "Beck's Body" Carl said...

ARRR....that be a shit load ta read matey....but ye have some excellent points though....it be hard ta care what others think when yer always right

wallycrawler said...

Hannah just when I thought the web was safe again to right what ever I wanted , along comes young Hannah back , kicking da crap out of me again ! Love to hear from ya .
Hey Capt.Ghost : All assholes think they're always right , but unlike those assholes , "I'm always right" !

jungle jane said...

yayayayay! word verification has gone!

Of course a true AAA type would not only have word verification, they would also enable comment moderation.

this post was pure gold wally. i damn near pissed myself...

wallycrawler said...

As an Triple A I knew it was good !

ing said...

My asshole has no opinion on the rightness or wrongness of its thought, which I am not privy to. Not even in the privy.

wallycrawler said...

That's because your not male . When your male you have privy to your ass's thoughts . All you have to do is open your mouth and louvre vol la . Your into shit up to your chin !

workin for da man too said...

Oh Wally Wally Wally. You and JJ are a real piece of work - meant in the nicest way. I find you both highly entertaining and thought provoking and of course ... always ... always right.

Dave said...

haha...

jungle jane said...

fuck. actually. i did piss myself.

wallycrawler said...

Da Man : Hows da job ? You miss'n me ? I hate that f'n place ! There's 4 people left with half a clue ! You B 1 ! I'll be back 2morrow .sa

DJ : tou didn't say if your AAA . "I don't think you are mind ya" ! Your more the caring dad loving husband or what I call "future AAA" ! Hehe...

Double J do you have tape of the event ? Maybe we could make some Moola on da net ! I know you'll cut me out of da money ! That's OK .

Nikky Egland said...

I hate everyone, have the answers, but don't care enough about the dipshits to help them out.

wallycrawler said...

Well Nikky you're a Triple A ! Welcome to the club .
Now follow my advice . Never call dates back , have sex with everybody of your choice , find someone with a lot of money and live off them...Um sorry that's for men , it will make ya a slut if your a gal . Funny if your male your an asshole following that advice . OK never mind just keep do'n what your do'n . Be proud !

crallspace said...

My personality rends to shit enough that no letter can describe my personality.

I am a ? Personality!

You rule, Wally! Thx for ejecting the word ver.

Not many ad bots left, as you'll see.

crabcake said...

Always right. check.
lame brains. check.
too much info check.
asshole check.

Um....no. No I'm good.

pssssssst. Say, Cap'n....did you read the whole thing...arrrrrr?

My A.D.D. kicked in right after perfect recall and my eyeballs started to roam around lookin at the dog and my toes and....

Course I read everything. Absolutely. You could test me even.

Die Muräne said...

i don't have to tell to my family. they already know that i know (assholes, i know)

wallycrawler said...

Crall Ya so far so good !

Thanx for read'n Crabs . Nice to hear from ya ! I guess ?

You know , that I know , that they know what your talk'n about . Woo..That's kind'a a mouth full .

answer-man said...

ps I'm having a little trouble sending comments so if I do it twice please excuse me and I apologize.

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