Wednesday, January 18, 2006

Back To Our Regularly Scheduled Fluff .
























So Far Scarlet Wins For Best Breasts...er Dress .


"I Understand It was Very Nipplly Out That Evening" !

















"Hottest Star Recently Separated From A Gay Man" ?


Hilary Skank ...I mean Swank , Sorry !


"Me Bad" !















"Pssst, Can You Believe They Gave Us An Award For That Shit" ?

"I Can't Believe My Sutures
Held Up" !










One Word " Explode" !
Enuff Said .
























"Who Am I Again" ?


"Oh Yeah" ! "A Has Been" !
























"I Don't Think Anyone Noticed That I'm Wearing Curtains" .

Matter Of Fact Nobody Noticed You At All Honey !
















"Why Oh Why Does Everyone Hate Me" ?

Cause Your A Phony F'n Bitch Sweetie !



















"MAN" ! "If I Was Rich & Famous , With A Much Larger Dick , And With A Better Personality" . "Oh Ya Smarter , Way Smarter . I'd Give It To One Of Des Chicks" ! "Maybe" .

"I'm Such A Loser" !!!














One Last Look At Those ...
That Dress !












20 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

Keshi said...

Scarlet n Jessica r sooo pretty!

Desp HW I dunno..hehehe..

Gina Davis was too disturbed by her own dress...poor thing...


Keshi.

wallycrawler said...

My Ex , Ex , two back , use to look like Charlize Theron. She was way hot lots of money too . She had a problem giving up the pipe so I had to split . My heart aches when I see what she looks like now . Maybe we shouldn't legalize drugs !

Keshi said...

**Maybe we shouldn't legalize drugs

lol see what I mean..hehehe....drugs ruin ppl..


Keshi.

crallspace said...

Hmmm.. I only knew who like 2 of the photos were of. Everyone hates that one bitch?... Reese..?

Last I saw her was in FEAR, a great film! Mark Wahlberg impressed me.

I never watch these shows.

ing said...

Me too, Crall. . . I sort of recognized some of the people.

Women on awards shows have some really weird stances. Is it the dresses? Does someone tell them, "Hey, lady, splay your legs out in an unnatural way?"

jungle jane said...

we don't do awards shit in australia. i'm fucked if i knew who any of them were. the chick in the red dress looked like a bit of a freak. which is a big call coming from me...

Dave said...

I can't stand watching any award shows, hell i don't watch much tv for that matter so I only recognized a few of them... but as for Reese I agree with wally.

wallycrawler said...

crawl : It kills me that Reese Witherspoon was so good in "Walk The Line" ! If you haven't seen that movie , see it .

Ing : I say that every time I see my girl friend ! HeHe TOOEASYSORRY .

Double J : You look amazing . You and Scarlet together would be a freak show I'd watch ! Can you believe she's 19 or 20 ?

DJ : Da wife sits in front of the tube and critics wa des bitches are wearing [like she would ever get to wear Channel !] . It's pure hell for me on award show nights . Most of the time I go down to the local strip bar and blow all her money .

jungle jane said...

Wally:
nice. you want me to stand next to a chick who is 20 years younger than me. perhaps her and i could do a mother/daughter freak show:-)

wallycrawler said...

Ahhh. no I think you'd give'r a go !

ing said...

Word.

Katie said...

Rofl! If you were doing the commentary I think I would watch those stupid shows. =) Its kind of like a George Carlin introduction. =)

ing said...

Dear, dear Wally. . .

Pleeeeeeeeease, will you post your pic? (Just curious.)

Thank you,

ing

hannah said...

glad to see we're back to publishing soft core porn. thank god for the providers. and a very belated happy pagan tree day to you too, my friend.

wallycrawler said...

Ing :My picture is on my blog . Ya just have to look for it ! Unfortunately I have to remain faceless until I quit my employment . I work for a large multi [underling] and have been quite critical. Sorry ! Maybe later . People I trust & work with visit the site from time to time . It would identify them also .

wallycrawler said...

Hannah welcome back I missed you . What happened ? Not trying to be personal . Just good to hear from ya !

jungle jane said...

Wally i am with Ing. picture please....

drunkbh said...

My vote's for Scarlet. I love her body.

wallycrawler said...

I vote for a Double J & Drunk Bitch tag team !

F.J. Delgado said...

you hit the nail on the head for me, in regards to alba, charlize, gwyneth, etc.

you cut to the core of me baxter,... i mean... wally