Sunday, October 30, 2005

Da Cult Of Celebrity .


I love music , movies & TV, love , love , love them ! Satellite radio is great , I can't wait til the next Sorprano's and Spiderman don't get me on that topic . What bothers me though isn't the productions it's the celebrities . Take Larry David star of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" and producer of "Seinfeld" . This guy promotes Toyota Prius cars like no tomorrow ." What an environmentalists huh "? "Not so fast". He receives money for placement on his show . What this self-professed "mentsh" really is , is a shill of big business . This guy plays golf every day . Playing golf and promoting that piece of shit is like eating ten Big Mac's , five orders of fries & washing it down with a "Diet" Coke . He only cares about the environment if it doesn't inconvenience him . Now that doesn't mean I don't think he's a funny guy, far from it , he's fuck'n hilarious . He has one of the great comedic minds of our time . Unfortunately Larry's just another actor on the take ! "How much money do these nimrods need anyhoo "? Now why am I picking on Mr. David ? I picked on him first because he's one the richest men in Hollywood and he states he's a great protector of the clean air act . When all he does is promotes "Jap Scrap" as good for the environment . It's anything but ! It's just a cash cow for him and many other celebrities . If you want an air friendly vehicle use methanol . Methanol burns clean and it's a renewable resource . That answer doesn't put a shelling in anyone's pockets , so it will be forgoten "fast" . It goes to prove you can be successful & wealthy and still be stupid ! I was watching an awards show [ I don't know which one they're all self-promoting crap anyways !] and Jack Black steps up to the podium & berates the audience that if you didn't drive a hybrid car your a piece of shit ! " I Drove Here In A Prius "! WA DA FUCK WAS THAT ? Did he get paid for that or what ? I'll give him the benefit of doubt cause I loved him in High Fidelity , "but that was just bullshit buddy"! Now that being said it puts me to the biggest promotion ."Self Promotion". Jack Black is really a funny guy but lately he's been installed in movies as a "ladies man"? Most people know Jack Black is a "Don Juan" in the same sense Paul Lynn was one ! Let's face it Jack is a gay man or at the very least highly effeminate . Sometimes he could play a nerd but that's it . It's not like he's Rock Hudson or Tom Cruise , he doesn't pass . Actors start to believe they're more than what they are , which are empty vessels . Vessels that writers thoughts can come to life . The greatest actors of our time are the emptiest . This could be dangerous as someone smarter and more sinister could fill their empty shell & use their popularity for illgotten gains. At least that is what I think otherwise how could you explain Scientology & the hold it has on some of the actors in Hollywood such as John Travolta or Tom Cruise . Tommy is one mixed up dude man ! I know he's gay , you know he's gay , he knows he's gay . Who's he fool'n ? When caught deny , deny , deny...then sue . "The Church" protects his matinee idol franchise , but it's over man . Who under 40 thinks Tom's sexy ? Nobody ! That times past man . Your old pal ! If the movie isn't a character part [Collateral] or a 200 million dollar budgeted Spielberg film , Tom just doesn't carry it anymore . Hey not even , the last four out of six bombed . Still 'The Church" shopped Tommy around last year to every young starlet in LaLa Land until they got a "taker". Man that just makes me ill ! Earth to Tom ... Tom ... TOM ... Tom Cruise ... your gay & WHO CARES ! "Go on with your career dude you could be one of the greatest actors of our time" . "Stop listening to your sister... and the voices ". "There is medication for that" . John "Revolting" is another story . I love Tarantino but I'd like to punch him in the face for resurrecting his career . I guess if you need money for a picture you'll take it from anybody , including "clay table loonies" . Scientology is one thing Kabbalah is another, this is just insane ! "Jewish Witchcraft"??? Ya gotta be kidd'n me ! Only the truly empty could fall for this shit... & Madonna is a "big-empty-hole" ! Madonna [The Hog] takes the cake . She is all that's wrong in entertainment totally void of talent & originality . She's an old time slut who got caught up in her celebrity . What happened here was Madonna grew a conscious , [a big mistake if your a bloated egomaniac] and let her guard down around con-men . Even now when these confidence men are being rounded up "The Hog" still defends them . Why ? Well because her ego can't take she'd been snowed by the oldest trick in the book "religion"! This cult has conned some of the riches stars in Hollywood Britney Spears ,Guy Richie , Demi Moore , Ashton Kushner & Roseanne Barr . How bad is it when Paris Hilton was too smart for the come on ! These others must be truly dim ! God I love being entertained , we all do , but what's more entertaining the craft or these shovelheads afterhours ? And A Ba Ba Boey Ta Ya All Wallycrawler .

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Die Muräne said...

nice picture... i was very much entertained :-)