Thursday, March 08, 2007

News Of Da Weak .

Cheney Not Dead Yet !
Will This Piece'O'Shit Just Croak .
Die Will Ya !







Ol'Capt Shot Dead Outside A Court House !







A 7' 4" 320lb Woman .

I Wanna Hit That !

Thanx Ice !
"Jesus Tomb" Found !
I'm Very Pissed At This "Find" ,
Cause The Wallycrawler Found Out About
This Tomb And Others Years Ago !
I'm About To Revel My Greatest Discovery .
Way Bigger Than The Phony "Jesus Tomb" !
Stay Tuned For The Single Greatest Human Discovery Ever .
I Have Found Proof Of...
Ya Have'ta Wait !
Sa Later Da Wallycrawler .

29 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

Toby said...

I've been waiting for ever for everything else with some false hopes tossed in, don't disappoint Wally.

concerned citizen said...

Wally, what are you going to show us???? Am waiting in anticipation...

wallycrawler said...

Toby I will not disapoint ya , promise !

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I>t , I know what ya want and I've already done that and you missed out ! Sorry LOL .

concerned citizen said...

Aw well, I guess I'll live.

I have to tease you about something...

hannah said...

this is gonna be great!
the cheney pic was simply creepy, but i just don't like old people to begin with.
i think the jesus story is the funniest thing ever (mostly because i'm atheist)

tangent - if you had undeniable proof that there was no god, would you share it, or destroy it?

Chicky Pea said...

Wally, what the hell you talking about?

Toby - in fact Cheney is a Dick.

Toby said...

CP, it's nice to agree.

concerned citizen said...

you aren't going to spring some new goofy religion on us, are you?

Toby said...

Festivus part 2

wallycrawler said...

Not a religion but a massive cover-up at...

Wait!

wallycrawler said...

I didn't say mine !

~d said...

Hey yo, Wally, thank you for the holla over at my place.
I am umm, still trying to see if I can, uhh, come up with something witty to say here.
Hang tight!

wallycrawler said...

~D hey waz up gal.

I really missed ya ! Where ya been ?

Miss ya "dude" !

wallycrawler said...

I'm a little drunk tonite .

I'm diffinatly gonna get blown and fucked up on this "daylightsave'ntime" !

Have'a good time girls .

tkkerouac said...

Wally, that seven foot babe would crack your nuts in half.

wallycrawler said...

That's what I thought too Minx .

Or Wished For !!!
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Man my head hurts . I got a big buzz on last night and I don't party much anymore . Alcohol and me just don't care that much fer each other . HEY...That sounds like a relationship I put to death just lately ! End one start another I guess .

Chicky Pea said...

End and keep ended Wally. I don't want to have to hurt you.

You didn't let anyone take advantage of you in your drunken state last night, did you?

wallycrawler said...

I don't remember Chickie , I don't remember . Really !

I do remember a guest pull'n out a guitar and me sing'n . Now thats a fuck'n treat fer sure . A drunk'n Wallycrawler warble'n out "Turn The Page" or "Behind Blue Eyes" .
Man I can't figure out how I got any friends ? LOL .

Hey Chick yer "Pins" look great ! I think I'm start'n to feel better .

Chicky Pea said...

Thanks Wally! I just got done with the ole' workout. Some treadmill, free weights and now I can be proud of myself for actually going. We must keep the "pins" lookin' good.

wallycrawler said...

And da azz too !

Chicky Pea said...

Actually not. And really am I falling for that line? Um, I think not!

Toby said...

It all depends on your angle.

wallycrawler said...

Chick , I would look long and hard in'ta your azz .

Tell me wha would I see ?

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Toby tell me about your azz now too !

Chicky Pea said...

Wally, I don't even know how to answer that question. I will defer.

Toby said...

Sorry Wally, boys get no angle on my azz.

hannah said...

wally, that was not an answer. i'm asking if, as a human being, you would share or destroy proof of the impossibility (or certainty, if you prefer) of god.
if you could end the debate, would you?

tkkerouac said...

Ok, I demand you make a new post now!

The Phosgene Kid said...

I don't think that is his rod, I think that is his blood clot.

wallycrawler said...

Hannah naw fuck'em!

LOL...of coarse I would if the proof would help mankind . And that's why I said there is proof .

Look in the mirror if you see just a body then there's no get'n through to you. Your more than that there is more , you can see and fell it . Well at lest I can .
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Minx hang on I've been busy with my "new" friend . Soon K ?

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Hey Kid if I had a blodd clot like that , I'd be fuck'n movie stars .