Thursday, March 08, 2007

News Of Da Weak .

Cheney Not Dead Yet !
Will This Piece'O'Shit Just Croak .
Die Will Ya !







Ol'Capt Shot Dead Outside A Court House !







A 7' 4" 320lb Woman .

I Wanna Hit That !

Thanx Ice !
"Jesus Tomb" Found !
I'm Very Pissed At This "Find" ,
Cause The Wallycrawler Found Out About
This Tomb And Others Years Ago !
I'm About To Revel My Greatest Discovery .
Way Bigger Than The Phony "Jesus Tomb" !
Stay Tuned For The Single Greatest Human Discovery Ever .
I Have Found Proof Of...
Ya Have'ta Wait !
Sa Later Da Wallycrawler .

34 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

Toby said...

I've been waiting for ever for everything else with some false hopes tossed in, don't disappoint Wally.

L>T said...

Wally, what are you going to show us???? Am waiting in anticipation...

wallycrawler said...

Toby I will not disapoint ya , promise !

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I>t , I know what ya want and I've already done that and you missed out ! Sorry LOL .

L>T said...

Aw well, I guess I'll live.

I have to tease you about something...

Toby said...

Okay.

After further review, Cheney is a dick, there is no doubt, he's a war mongering, money grubing asshole. But the bulge isn't cock, it's a misplaced colostomy bag. The old fart is so paranoid he can't keep his shit straight.

hannah said...

this is gonna be great!
the cheney pic was simply creepy, but i just don't like old people to begin with.
i think the jesus story is the funniest thing ever (mostly because i'm atheist)

tangent - if you had undeniable proof that there was no god, would you share it, or destroy it?

Chicky Pea said...

Wally, what the hell you talking about?

Toby - in fact Cheney is a Dick.

wallycrawler said...

OK I>t maybe I'll do it again , but not in the near future .

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Fuck I spelt his name wrong , fuck ! I'll have'ta change that , fuck !!!
Thanx Toby .

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Hannah you feel'n OK today ?

We talked about the God thing before and what I believe . It sure isn't organized religion !

We have proof of God Hannah , we just don't see it , or at least some of us don't see it . That doesnt make them who don't see bad or evil , just unfortunate . So the answer is , I can't give you proof you have'ta find that yourself , when your ready .

That sounds like a cop-out doesnt it ? It's not though . You'll see , I know you will .

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You'll see shortly Chick and quit look'n at that ugly dick !!!

Toby said...

CP, it's nice to agree.

L>T said...

you aren't going to spring some new goofy religion on us, are you?

Toby said...

Festivus part 2

wallycrawler said...

Not a religion but a massive cover-up at...

Wait!

Chicky Pea said...

Why, Wally, I believe that is the first time anyone has ever told me to stop looking at an ugly dick. LOL.

wallycrawler said...

I didn't say mine !

~d said...

Hey yo, Wally, thank you for the holla over at my place.
I am umm, still trying to see if I can, uhh, come up with something witty to say here.
Hang tight!

wallycrawler said...

~D hey waz up gal.

I really missed ya ! Where ya been ?

Miss ya "dude" !

wallycrawler said...

I'm a little drunk tonite .

I'm diffinatly gonna get blown and fucked up on this "daylightsave'ntime" !

Have'a good time girls .

tkkerouac said...

Wally, that seven foot babe would crack your nuts in half.

wallycrawler said...

That's what I thought too Minx .

Or Wished For !!!
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Man my head hurts . I got a big buzz on last night and I don't party much anymore . Alcohol and me just don't care that much fer each other . HEY...That sounds like a relationship I put to death just lately ! End one start another I guess .

Chicky Pea said...

End and keep ended Wally. I don't want to have to hurt you.

You didn't let anyone take advantage of you in your drunken state last night, did you?

wallycrawler said...

I don't remember Chickie , I don't remember . Really !

I do remember a guest pull'n out a guitar and me sing'n . Now thats a fuck'n treat fer sure . A drunk'n Wallycrawler warble'n out "Turn The Page" or "Behind Blue Eyes" .
Man I can't figure out how I got any friends ? LOL .

Hey Chick yer "Pins" look great ! I think I'm start'n to feel better .

Chicky Pea said...

Thanks Wally! I just got done with the ole' workout. Some treadmill, free weights and now I can be proud of myself for actually going. We must keep the "pins" lookin' good.

wallycrawler said...

And da azz too !

Chicky Pea said...

Rumor has it my ass isn't nearly what I think it is. That is just crazy talk.

wallycrawler said...

No not da ass , da azz , ya know wha ya look out'a , da azz !

Your azz is blue , no ?

Chicky Pea said...

Actually not. And really am I falling for that line? Um, I think not!

Toby said...

It all depends on your angle.

wallycrawler said...

Chick , I would look long and hard in'ta your azz .

Tell me wha would I see ?

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Toby tell me about your azz now too !

Chicky Pea said...

Wally, I don't even know how to answer that question. I will defer.

Toby said...

Sorry Wally, boys get no angle on my azz.

hannah said...

wally, that was not an answer. i'm asking if, as a human being, you would share or destroy proof of the impossibility (or certainty, if you prefer) of god.
if you could end the debate, would you?

tkkerouac said...

Ok, I demand you make a new post now!

The Phosgene Kid said...

I don't think that is his rod, I think that is his blood clot.

wallycrawler said...

Hannah naw fuck'em!

LOL...of coarse I would if the proof would help mankind . And that's why I said there is proof .

Look in the mirror if you see just a body then there's no get'n through to you. Your more than that there is more , you can see and fell it . Well at lest I can .
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Minx hang on I've been busy with my "new" friend . Soon K ?

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Hey Kid if I had a blodd clot like that , I'd be fuck'n movie stars .