Wallycrawler: CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

Friday, November 30, 2007

CSI Miami - Endless Caruso One Liners

Today We Celebrate The Worst Actor In Television History.
He's So Bad, He Great!

5 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

Toby said...: I bumped into that guy at O'Hare. I'm not star struck and it meant little to me. About a week later I saw him on Leno and he talked about bumping into some guy at O'Hare.; 12:16 PM
wallycrawler said...: I've seen huge egos, with zero talent, in the entertainment field. William Shatner comes to mind, but David Caruso takes the cake. Sheer crap!

Every scene: Glasses on, deliver cheesy line, exit stage right.

His voice is sooo...inflected. He reminds me of the "ol'Drity Harry" movies. Total put on. I'll watch that show just for the lead-in then gone. The guys a walk'n, talk'n satire. Of himself!; 12:48 PM
Rita said...: I've only seen the show a couple of times. I never noticed what a dork he was. He reminds me of someone standing in front of a mirror practicing being cool. :); 6:27 PM
Ice said...: Too funny, my hubby and I are CONSTANTLY making fun of his oneliners...

Great find.

I'm totally with you on this one.; 12:03 AM
wallycrawler said...: Hey gals David is sooo funny eh?

A good friend was over last night and he kind'a took offence to it. He loves Caruso and CSI Miami. We all laughed at the post though!; 10:32 AM

Open Your Eyes

Video games train the kids for war. Army chic in high-fashion
stores. Law and order's done their job. Prisons filled while
the rich still rob. Assassination politics. Violence rules
within' our nation's midst. Well ignorance is their power tool.
You'll only know what they want you to know. The television
cannot lie. Controlling media with smokescreen eyes. Nuclear
politicians picture show. The acting's lousy but the blind don't
know. They scare us all with threats of war. So we forget
just how bad things are. You taste the fear when you're all
alone. They gonna git'cha when you're on your own. The silence of conspiracy. Slaughtered on the altar of apathy. You gotta take up from your sleep. 'Cause meek inherits earth...six feet deep.
Open your eyes see the lies right in front of ya.
Open your eyes.....

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