Ugly Ass Celebrities.

Wiliam Defoe: OK a great actor, but man ugly as a dried up condom! Ya know what I hear? Guys that are "Fugly" have huge cocks, and that's what I heard about him. Ya lucky ol' skin-bag!



Sarah Jessica Parker: Mole, moly, moly...M O L E... mole.
Why don'tcha just buy a rat to gnaw off that wart?

Steve Buscemi: Fuck man eat sumthin will ya? Loved ya in "Fargo"!

Tim Burton: How in da hell do you get all that hawt poon?

Never mind I know. Actress's will suck any one's dick to be in a movie...And there's noth'n wrong with that! "Big Fish" is a master piece! So's everything else he's done. Shit I'd suck his cock!

Tori Spelling: "Yonkers" If ya didn't have money men would be kick'n dirt in your face!

Micheal Moore: "Fat, Lazy and Stupid is no way to go through life young man"!

Ahh... he isn't lazy and far from stupid , but man will ya share a carb with the rest of the world?

Rene Zellweger: Wa da fuck hap'n ta you?
Somebody fire her publicist and kill her plastic surgeon.
"You had me at hello"...Good bye!

Perez Hilton: Who the fuck are you, ugly?

Keith Richards: "Whoa"! That face stops traffic! No maybe not? Then that bus that hit em, wouldn't have road right over his frig'n noggin. Fuck'n ugly dude.

Star Jones: OK this is a old picture, but she now looks like a frig'n Scientology Alien.

The Old picture is more flattering!

Jon Heder: Ya look as queer as a three balled cat! Fuck man I hate ta "Out" ya, but come out. shit!

Ferrets have more of a chin than yours. Bugs Bunny teeth. Buddy open your eyes. Can you do another character other than "Napoleon Dynamite"? Lame Dude, Lame!

You ugly, chinless, big toothed, talentless, retard...Give it up, now! Before I have'ta punch ya.

Oh Ya Loved "Neopolitan Dynamite"!

Jenna Jamison: Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, J-E-N-N-A. This one hurts the most.
You were perfect. What the fuck are ya think'n? You look like Posh Spice's ugly sister. You face was aging perfectly with just the right amount of character lines. There was a time you were the hawtest woman in Hollywood. Now you look like an eel!



Kelly Osbourne: It would be mean to say anything. Bad genes that's all.

Lyle Lovett: "The Ol' additive; Fugly = Large Cock". "He's huge in da pants"!

He'd have'ta be!!!

Micheal Jackson: Another ol' additive; "Small pee pee = Child molester".

Ugly is what ugly does!

Falvor Flav: Looks like he was on fire and somebody put him out with a 2x4.

HUGE COCK!

Brigitte Nielson: She just gave up. And so she should have. It was a losing battle, the fat and ugly was oozing up from within. Evil incarnate!

Howard Stern: My personal savour! Anyway ugly as sin. Ya make me laugh every morning but ya look like Ichabod Crane. Beautiful gal on your side to offset your homeliness, good move!

Jay Leno: As about as ugly as unfunny. Almost but not quite! *see Carrot Top

Donald Trump: Nice hair on ya! With all your money ya can't get a hair transplant?

I do think you have dreamy eyes though Donald.

...shhh i hear he has a small wee wee and if I get in good with him I'd fuck him over, just ta swap DNA with his wife. She's flip'n unreal!

* Carrot Top: See Jay Leno.

Courtney Love: Man I wanted to fuck you. You were my "Slut-bag Dream Girl"!

Now your just an emaciated, dried up, brain dead, lice infested, rich ol'...OK I'm hard...I'll still do ya.




Sa Later Wally.