Wednesday, November 01, 2006

We Played This Game Before...

It Was Fun So Let's Play Again !

"Who's Da Hawtest Celebrity" ?
This Time We'll Play With Female & Male Celebrities .

OK This Is How Ya Play . I Post A "Well Know" Or "Not So Well Known" Celeb. You Try And Match Me , But "They" Have'ta Be Scorch'n Hot . Then I will try To "One Up Ya" (I Will) . In The End We All Feel Satisfied And Better For It .
Enjoy !
So Here She Is , My Numero Uno , The Not So Well Known , But Incomparable...
Sheri Moon Zombie .
Ya I Know She's Married To Rob Zombie And That's The Only Reason She's Famous . But Who Cares She Sizzles When She's On Screen . Ya Almost Would Take A "Club In Da Head" Just For A Chance Of Bang'n Her .

I Didn't Know Who This "Mahara McKay" Chick Was . I Guess She Was Miss Switzerland At One Time Or Another And Is Now A D.J.

Die Murane Thinks Shes Hawt , Ya Know What , She Is !

Die Murane Had A Good "Model Type" Gal . I'll "1up" Him With A Spanish
"Hot Bod"...

Vida Guerra .

OK Girls Where's Da Guys ?

Bostick Likes His Women Older And Bitchier Than I Do ,
But Ya Can't Argue About Her Looks . "She's Smoke'n" !
I Hear She Not Too Hot In Da Sack Though !
OK I'll Do Some Work To Out Class'n This"Cougar" .

OK I Found The Best Babe Too Beat Out Bostick's Liz .

It's Hawaii's Own Brooke Burke .

If Ya Wanna See Some Fine Look'n

Celebrity Topless ? < clickhere

Of Coarse Ya Do !

Blondie Wants A Little "Meat" With Da Potatoes . Her Choice Was Mathew McConaughey . Who Am I You Argue . If She Like Guys Grasp'n At Their Youth With "New Hair Plugs" That's Her Choice . So Herrrres , Mat .

I Think Men Should Look Like Men , Not A Boy , So I'm 1up'n Blondie With The Greatest Representation Of An "American Man"... Artie Lange .

Les , A "New" Friend Of Da Wallycrawler's , Wanted Some Hawt Guy Named Patrick Dempsey ? I Never Heard Of This Guy Before ? So I Did Some Internet Investigation And Found O'l Pat Here Is On A T.V. Show Called "Grey's Hystrorectomy" . Some Chick Show On A.B.C. I Tried To Find Some Hot Shots Of This Dude , But Could Only Come Up With Head Shots , So That Tells Me Sumthin . His Bods Shit And He's Short .

Yep He's 5'5" . Nice ! He Weights 135lbs . Whooo Quite A Dude .

OK This Wont Take Too Long !!!

Now That Was The Easiest 1up Ever !

Patrick Dempsey hehe...

Here's A "Real Man" And I'm Not Afraid To Say It.

The Biggest Man In Films Today...

Michael Clarke Duncan .

OK I Could Play This Game For Days...And I Have , But All Good Things Have'ta Come To An End , So The Last Word Goes To...~d . Mainly Because She's Got A Great Tattoo , Also Because She Had Some Hawt Celebrities .

I Choose 2 Major Hot Actors From Her List , Kevin Bacon And Kate Hudson.

Have A Great Weekend , Da Wallycrawler .

39 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

Die Muräne said...

For the start I choose Mahara Mc Kay ;9

Die Muräne said...

pity, this t"alk to the crawler"-box disapeared...

Bostick said...

Liz Hurley from back in the 90s

Bostick said...

Thanks dude. I needed that. You KNOW she is a FOX!!

Leslie said...

...and where are you?

wallycrawler said...

That's a good question Leslie .

I guess I should make an appearance . Let me think about it .

OK I will !

Only when you show yourself . Then Da Wallycrawler will Re-Reveal himself .

Don't be too disappointed .

Bostick said...

Yeah well she is fucking HAWT but she dont have the accent to match!! WOOO!!

Les said...

Show myself? What exactly does that mean? I believe I have shown plenty.

wallycrawler said...

Your presents was greatly appreciated Les .

It was nice meet'n ya !

Die Muräne said...

G R E A T ! That's the way I like to start my friday mornings!!!

wallycrawler said...

Every morning is Friday morning here at the Crawler residents .

Wanna know why ?

Cause I work almost every fuck'n weekend !!!! Fuck !

Die Muräne said...

yeah, fuck indeed!

Maybe Lee Hyori will bring you through the days. She's hot!!

Blonde Vigilante said...

I want some Matthew McConaughey, and I want it NOW!

Les said...

I'm with BV, and some Patrick Dempsey. Y-U-M-M-Y!


where r the men??

~d (tilde) said...

Your new friend Les is being pimped at my place...and she may not be a celeb but she is DAMN HAWT!

as for hot GIRLS-I have to agree the Zombie chick is effin hot, as is Vida Guerra.

I am afraid none of your guys though are making me have to change my ____.

let me see what I think is cute-and I'll be back!

~d (tilde) said...

I find THIS attractive

I'd do this too!

and, dude, if Kevin Bacon comes knocking-WOO!

for kicks!!

Kate SCHMOKIN Hudson!

Julia EFFIN Stiles!

WHOA! Fergie!

Thuper Fag said...

Thuper! You put up some men!

Les said...

Wally, you are sounding like a catty chick! Hey, as long as you don't have to fuck em' don't be putting down our choices. Got it?

wallycrawler said...

I love that name "Thuper Fag" !

wallycrawler said...

Les, but that's the point on the game !!!

Les said...

I guess I don't get it. Well, I do GET it but, well, nevermind.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Whole lot of a shaking' going on with Michael J. Fox, I think he's ready for the comeback trail.

Thanks for the gratuitous hooterfest, always appreciated.

wallycrawler said...

Les I'm just goof'n , ya know that right ?


Anytime Kid , ANYTIME !

Les said...

Wally, one thing you don't have to worry about with me is hurting my feelings. Remember, sarcasm.

Okay, I want to add Mark Valley from Boston Legal to the list. Generaly I don't go for blonde guys, I prefer dark, BUT he is just so darn pretty. Not sure what he looks like sans clothes. That is your job to find out Wally.

wallycrawler said...

Les I looked up "Mark Valley" . Man you love the pretty boz don'tcha ?

Now this guy is pure "beefcake" ! He reminds me of Robert Redford in the "Candidate" . I'm sure that's no coincidence , with that hair cut and suit collection . Any way a much better choice than the "other guy" that's fer sure ... And ya he looks good with his shirt off !

I do like "Boston Legal" . It's the only David E. Kelly show that I could stomach . I tend to hate "Chick Shows" like that . Performances by William Shatner & James Spader have made "Boston Legal" worth watch'n & very funny . The show has held up well over the 3+ years . The addition of "Mark" hasn't hurt the show , but he's there for "eye candy" purposes only . He's a monotone actor that looks stiff deliver'n lines , but that's my opinion .

Good look'n guy though !

~d (tilde) said...

hey yo DUDE! Cool ass Kevin and kate!
I wanst sure I was playing right-but I also kinda didnt care. HAHAHA

(how do you make them say things?)
Can Kevin say like something to me?

Heh heh heh!

wallycrawler said...

K , d just fer ya !

Les said...

Wally, BL is one of my fave shows. William and James are so funny. And that whole stiff thing is a plus ;-)

~d (tilde) said...

ask, wally,
ask and I will deliver!

Wanna see more nekkid Les? go to her blog NOW!
She is stunning in a white bra and thong...

~d heart wally

(thank you!)

Keshi said...

Wally matey some great bird-watching there ha ;-)


L>T said...

Hi wally! Nice pictures. ;]

wallycrawler said...

Have I ever said before that the women who comment on my blog have the best sense of humour ?

I>t , Les , Keshi , Blondie , ~d...Jane when she's around . Ya all are very funny !

~d (tilde) said...

I heart my Kevin Bacon pix...
I am using him
on my
post today...

Thank you!

~d (tilde) said...

you came by my place...commented on some youtube thing I had up.
Glad you liked it, dude.
I have been seeing you around forever-I am glad to finally 'get to know you'.


wallycrawler said...

No ~d it's MY Pleasure !

The MERKIN MAN said...

You can't beat Liz Hurley. That Vida got a nice round ass on her.

wallycrawler said...

Merkin , that Vida has the "best ass in da world" !

At lest that's what her web site sez anyhoo .

~d (tilde) said...

(I caught the my pleasure comment)