It Was Fun So Let's Play Again !
"Who's Da Hawtest Celebrity" ?
This Time We'll Play With Female & Male Celebrities .
OK This Is How Ya Play . I Post A "Well Know" Or "Not So Well Known" Celeb. You Try And Match Me , But "They" Have'ta Be Scorch'n Hot . Then I will try To "One Up Ya" (I Will) . In The End We All Feel Satisfied And Better For It .
Enjoy !
So Here She Is , My Numero Uno , The Not So Well Known , But Incomparable...
Sheri Moon Zombie .
Ya I Know She's Married To Rob Zombie And That's The Only Reason She's Famous . But Who Cares She Sizzles When She's On Screen . Ya Almost Would Take A "Club In Da Head" Just For A Chance Of Bang'n Her .
I Didn't Know Who This "Mahara McKay" Chick Was . I Guess She Was Miss Switzerland At One Time Or Another And Is Now A D.J.
Die Murane Thinks Shes Hawt , Ya Know What , She Is !
Die Murane Had A Good "Model Type" Gal . I'll "1up" Him With A Spanish"Hot Bod"...Vida Guerra . OK Girls Where's Da Guys ?Bostick Likes His Women Older And Bitchier Than I Do , But Ya Can't Argue About Her Looks . "She's Smoke'n" !I Hear She Not Too Hot In Da Sack Though !OK I'll Do Some Work To Out Class'n This"Cougar" .OK I Found The Best Babe Too Beat Out Bostick's Liz .
It's Hawaii's Own Brooke Burke .
If Ya Wanna See Some Fine Look'n Celebrity Topless ? < clickhere
Of Coarse Ya Do !
Blondie Wants A Little "Meat" With Da Potatoes . Her Choice Was Mathew McConaughey . Who Am I You Argue . If She Like Guys Grasp'n At Their Youth With "New Hair Plugs" That's Her Choice . So Herrrres , Mat .
I Think Men Should Look Like Men , Not A Boy , So I'm 1up'n Blondie With The Greatest Representation Of An "American Man"... Artie Lange . Les , A "New" Friend Of Da Wallycrawler's , Wanted Some Hawt Guy Named Patrick Dempsey ? I Never Heard Of This Guy Before ? So I Did Some Internet Investigation And Found O'l Pat Here Is On A T.V. Show Called "Grey's Hystrorectomy" . Some Chick Show On A.B.C. I Tried To Find Some Hot Shots Of This Dude , But Could Only Come Up With Head Shots , So That Tells Me Sumthin . His Bods Shit And He's Short . Yep He's 5'5" . Nice ! He Weights 135lbs . Whooo Quite A Dude .
OK This Wont Take Too Long !!!
Now That Was The Easiest 1up Ever !
Patrick Dempsey hehe...
Here's A "Real Man" And I'm Not Afraid To Say It.
The Biggest Man In Films Today...
Michael Clarke Duncan .
OK I Could Play This Game For Days...And I Have , But All Good Things Have'ta Come To An End , So The Last Word Goes To...~d . Mainly Because She's Got A Great Tattoo , Also Because She Had Some Hawt Celebrities .
I Choose 2 Major Hot Actors From Her List , Kevin Bacon And Kate Hudson.
Have A Great Weekend , Da Wallycrawler .