Monday, July 17, 2006

Who Do I Find Attractive ?

At work da guys and I play : "Who do ya find hot" ? We think of all kinds of female celebrities and if ya can stump the guys , by naming a "starlet" nobody knows ? "Who , who , oh ya dat chick" ! This game always fun and a good time waster , especially when women play with us . Then it becomes ,"how do we disgust da gals" ! We wink at each other and name porn stars , drug addled semi-stars or celebrity pigs . "Paris Hilton" ! "Whitney Huston" ! "Savannah Samson" ! The girls always have the same thing to say , "Who , Savannah who? Ewww. Your sick " ! Or "You think Whitney is hot , did you see her lately" ?

So here is the "Hottest Celebrity / Star" . You can add to it in the comments and I'll post the pictures .




1) Virginia Madsen . From The Film "Sideways" . I've Had The Hots For Her Since Her Performance In The Movie "The Hot Spot" !














So sez da Wallycrawler...





Die Murane Chooses Kate Beckinsale .

I See Your Kate And Raise Ya Sarah Michelle Gellar .


So Sez Da Wallycrawler...

OK Toby Has A Chick . There Is No Way Toby Gets This Game ! Man Does This Guy Have Problems Or Has The Best Sense Of Humor I've Ever Seen !

OK I'm Next . Toby's Was Weak , But Very Funny ! I Raise Ya The Obvious Lindsay Lohan.

So Sez Da Wallycrawler...

Da Blond Gal In V.B. Likes Them Stacked With Hot Lips So She Picked Scarlet Johansen . A Very Sweet Choice I Must Say , Someone Who Was On My List .

So Da Crawler Must Collate This a Tad To One Up Blondie . This Will Be Hard . In More Ways Than One ! HEHE...

OK This Was Hard , "Was" Is The Appropriate Word . I Had To Go In My "Way-Back" Machine , But I Have Da Perfect Woman . Horny , Hot , Tall, Legs That Reach The Sky , Someone Different Than Any Of The Last Women Chosen . Hey If Ya Change The Last Letter in Her Last Name It Expresses My Feelings Exactly . I Give Ya Angie Everhart .

So Sez Da Wallycrawler...

Les Likes Heather Locklear , Me Too ! But I think I Can One Up Dat "Cougar" ! Hang On...

My Friend Over At Crallspace gave Me A Suggestion . We Need Women Of Hispanic Flavor . Well Being Of Latino Blood , My Grandmother Was From Panama , I'm All Over That ! So Here She Is . Da Woman With "Da Bootylicious Azz"...Shakira !!!

So Sez Da Wallycrawler...

Hey Toby Came Back With A "Blast From Da Past" ! Nice Too ! Dawn "Mary Ann" Wells . Hey Who Da Fuck Thought "Ginger" Was Hot With Her Around ?

So Sez Da Wallycrawler...

22 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

Die Muräne said...

Kate Beckinsale is hot

Toby said...

Obscure and will surly get the girls and most guys to say gross, but Myranda Didovic is hot in her own speical way. ;)

wallycrawler said...

Toby your a sick fuck , you are !

Blonde Vigilante said...

Scarlet Johansen...is fucking hot. Hot hot hot hot. I'm straight, but I would fuck her.

wallycrawler said...

Blondie funny ya say Scarlet cause I had her ready and loaded . But ya beat me to it so...

crallspace said...

You like all them fakey white bitches. Once tyhey age and the botox crumbles, they are used up looking hags. Not to mention, most of them have the personality of a porcupine.

What about Indian/Middle Eastern women (ones without the religious oppression garb) and hotties of the Hispanic origin?

wallycrawler said...

OK Crawl I'm with ya , who do ya like and I'll post her ! Hispanic Gal Eh?...How'bout A Latino...Shakira ?

Les said...

Gosh, you know this question would be SOO much easier if we were talking guys. Eva Lingoria is very pretty, albeit too bitchy. Still, very attractive. I also have always thought Heather Locklear was adorable, but that is just me. She is probably too old for you Wally.

wallycrawler said...

No Les , Heather is not too old for the Crawler , quite the contrary . She just what I like . Blond , Hot , "Free Ta Doink" ! I don't care about age as long as ya hold up .
Kind'a like you Les !

Toby said...

Wally, I'm not a sick fuck. That chick would have a great career if she lived in Japan.

I seldom watched TV as a kid or even now as an adult. How about Dawn Wells? When everyone was hot on Ginger I awlays thought Maryanne was better. My thought's proved true, have you seen Ginger lately?

wallycrawler said...

Now Your Talk'n ! "Mary Ann" Was Shear "Beat-Off" Material Back In Da Day !

The Phosgene Kid said...

Expensive taste in women - that is some high priced tail…

L>T said...

Gee whiz what have i stumbled on to?

You are going to have to start calling yourself "Wally Da Pimp".
conjuring up all these hotties to be oggled.

You can conjure up something for the Lusty Tart out of your pants. ;]

Les said...

Thanks Wally, I appreciate the compliment. It's nice to know I'm in such good company, if only I could look just like Heather. I am, however blonde.

Toby said...

Jessica Alba, Gwen Stefani

Keshi said...

theres a whole suburb of hot ladies in there :)

Keshi.

Die Muräne said...

I had to go all the way back in your blog to find the name:

this Adrianna Curry is hot!!
so bring some more, wally

Blonde Vigilante said...

Okay, another totally underrated girl....Heather Graham. I think she is so beautiful.

wallycrawler said...

OK Ta all ya guys and gals .

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crallspace said...

I was gonna say... "Super color scheme?" Here?

wallycrawler said...

Crall ! HeHe LOL ! I'm gonna keep the SPAM , just because of your "crack" . Funny !