Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Re Hash : Don't Be In The Top Ten

With what has happened in the past weeks . The AIDS conference in Toronto , the anniversary of Katrina ...I thought I'd re-post this ol'blog . I still think North America's are fast asleep , in their little bubbles . The question was and still is . What is it gonna take to wake us the fuck up !?!? From 9/11 to the loss of meaningful jobs in the U.S. We , the middle class , are on the verge of collapse . Every year since the year 2000 our yearly income has been depreciated and union jobs are becoming extinct . With all Americans purchasing "Shit Jap Cars" , spending money at Wal-Mart and Home Depot and looking the other way as the World suffers . Is there any wonder we as a nation are doomed .

"Die Yuppie Scum" !






The world is our oyster ... Ever heard that term ? I have and I always thought it was true . Guess what ? It's not ! The world is not ours . It belongs to no one . We are entitled to nothing . We are just along for the ride . "Bless that ride "! We are the fortunate sons and daughters of immigrant's that created a society on stolen property .That's it , no more , no less . We're the descendant's of thieves ! Some of us are good , some of us are warped . Which brings me to the true scum amongst us . "The most vile , disgusting , piece of shit that ever crept out of the primordial ooze"! " The Yuppie" ! I hate these mother-fuckers more than the devil himself ! Why ? "Entitlement" ! They think they are entitled to do anything they want ! From destroying the environment to treating people with less , as shit under their shoes . "Now Wally how do I know if I'm a "Yuppie" ? "Here's the Top Ten asshole"! : 10) If you drive a motorcycle that looks like a "Harley" , but it's not . [You've seen these fools , all leathered up , half cap helmet , black sunglasses & then jumping on a "Yamaharley". "Dems is badass dudes"! "YA RIGHT funny goofs" !] 9) If you own a Jap car . 8) If you have an afflicted voice " Iiii havve theee moooost goorgess puooool....Blah, blah, blah". " "Jeeeramy and I aaare gowing toooo theee mooost beeeuuutiiiful island ...BLAH". 7) If you play golf . [enuff said] . 6) If you have a wife that's more than 20 years your junior [ Lucky Though ! ] . 5) If your daughter's name is Missy & your son's name is Chad or any other white bread name . 4) If you went to an Ivy league school or if you didn't go to Ivy league school , but you say you did . [also a lair!] 3) If you lease a BMW , Audi , or Benz . 2) If you voted for George W. Bush [ OK the first time you were fooled shame on you , but the second time ? ...your an idiot !]. 1) If you have credit cards all to the max , you have things all around you , your kids don't respect you , and you feel sooo... empty... Your a pathetic Y-U-P-P-I-E bastard , and I hate you ! You should die ! Not nice ? TOO BAD ! If I see one more woman or man with their kids yapping about what they have I will barf right in their "Baertini" stroller . "Promise" ! We all are lucky to live in this society , a society of hard working white , black , yellow & red immigrant's . To have this group annihilated by shit-heads seems crazy . The upperclass snobs will be our ruin , having the these assholes try to pass as the rich is retarded ! We are middle class people , sometimes upper , sometimes lower and should be proud of that . We should give back to our society and reach out beyond . To build a strong middle class in other areas of the world . South East Asia & Africa are slave nations . To who ? US THAT'S WHO ! We have to find our way back . We have to give instead of take . Food , water , medicine , education... Show them how to build , live , fend for themselves and with that take pride in themselves . We're killing these people off , taking their land & using their children as slaves to make , tennis shoes . SICK ! In ten years we will not recognize our planet . Our globalized consumption will kill off all trade unions , all Medicare and with it , all of our Freedom . Fight the good fight ! Join freedom fighters like Adbusters , the ACLU , Amnesty International or bring an union into your work place . Hey I'm just a rant'n vugarion but I think most of you agree . Don't you ? Freedom To All Wallycrawler .

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Anonymous said...

hey bud, hope you enjoying the time off, and yes, bring the union to the workplace, arriba, viva el crawler...2112

Die Muräne said...

I always thought I'm a triple A like you... and now I don't even match in your hitlist. Shit!
Hmmm, what can I do, Wally? I want I want I want!

Toby said...

If you haven't seen this, I recommend you catch it if you can.

All unions are not good. Mine for example sucks ass. I pay more in dues per year than my last pay increase. My union raises dues every year and they bargain for two year contracts. And those two year contracts are always at least a year behind. Another example, my '05-'07 contract just went into effect on July 28th and I got a whopping .20 increase. I did get retro pay, but after taxes it was about half of what it should have been. Now I wallow in my new found wealth for another two or three years before my next slap in the face. Meanwhile the union will raise the dues two or three times sucking up all of my previous raise.

I'm not anti-union. I'm anti-my union.

Off topic, your blog is crashing my browser again. I thought it might be my POS computer at work, but it's doing it at home too. I use Firefox FYI. I think it's the videos you have in your side bar. It seems to me when there is trouble with them loading is when I crash. I think you told me you had problems in the past and it's been a long time since the last time I crashed when visiting your blog but, has anyone else mentioned it to you lately?

Cezi said...

I love this post Wally! I agree with you…not only do I not shop at Wal-Mart or Target, I took a step further I don’t buy anything made in china, which is hard because it takes me twice as long to shop, but I don’t care…I won’t support any country that enslaves their people. I still have a lot to learn and many things that I could do better…but I’m working on it.

The Taker of Gist said...

The yuppies are the only thing standing between me and my future.

You see, I was once the prince of suburbia, long ago. When my crystal palace became a cesspool of long hair and burning tires, I gave it all up.

And that's why I hate the yuppies. I hope you can understand that.

Blonde Vigilante said...

Hi, how are ya?!?!

Gyrobo said...

I'm fully confident that science will come up with some king of... fusion... thing... before we run out of oil and/or destroy the world.

And if not, at least we can use our nuclear stockpile to take Mars with us.

Keshi said...

chinese or not, I buy em cos life is too short to wait till slavery ends.

Keshi.

wallycrawler said...

I wanna say to all , sorry for being not very interesting during the last 2 months or so and for not visiting all your blogs . The summer is coming to an end and the last of my holidays will be over on September 8th. Then I promise I'll be the "Ol'Crawler" , I promise !

Die Muräne said...

Cool. I'm looking forwards for some new angry posts :)

Bostick said...

your one funny mother fucker wally