Da Top 10 Most Talked About Things Of Da Year

1] " HURRICANES " !!!



Nothing funny here this was one fuck'd up year for these killers !








2] Who's Da Hottest ?



























By default Anna is still the champ . Maria has acne . Jelena is still not of age so can't dethrone the "Queen" . Besides I don't want to be called a pervert ! Look out next year though !







3] Tom On Oprah



Proof positive that Cruise is GAY ! No strait man would ever act like that , ever . Tom thinks that's how guys feel & act when in love . Guys don't act that way even when they just got the best rim-job of their lives . We barely even acknowledge that the chick is alive . THAT'S A STRAIT MAN ! A gay man acts the way he did [ not that there is anything wrong with being gay ] ! Live It , love it , be it ! Don't be a fool for the rest of your life .














4] "Frankenboob"

Remember this fuck-up ? Tara you were sooo hot . Wa da fuck did you do ? " Get'n drunk & give'n blow jobs not enuff now ya gotta kill dem titties " ! My Ex had fake ones but they didn't look like that . "Whoff" ! " Dems is Ugg-lly "! Your tits now reflect your career " A MESS " ! " Good luck next year drunk " .


















5] "Dumba"



This son'o'satan has been a busy boy dis year , with all the kill'n & all , but it'll all be worth it in da end , when he descends to hell from which he came . "Keep up da bad work stupid " !





































6] Howard " Friggin " Stern


"500 Million bucks" !!! OK ? I love Howard but 500 MILLION FUCK'N DOLLARS ??? Ya gotta be fuck'n kid'n me ! He's everywhere hoch'n dat radio "60 Minutes" , "Letterman" , "The Toady Show" It better be good Stern cause I bought da Sirius Satellite Radio ! So far the product is great , love it ! Hopefully the company will cover it's debts and wont be taken over by foreign bodies [ large TV & radio giants ]. Good-Luck !!!

















7] Scientology



Dis cult is for the truly stupid ! The only way to explain this shit is " afraid " . The celebrity members of this crap are afraid of exposure . Da "Church" will cover any "misadventures" or "deeds" with a offense of attorneys that would rival Microsoft . If anyone exposes anything about a famous member ..."Look out", you will be sued into oblivion . "LOOK OUT WALLY"!














8] Madonna



" Da Hog " ! I don't know how she does it , but every year she's on my top 10 . This old " HO " Hit the wall 10 years ago and she's gotten less & less relevant since the crash . Now she's an advocate for a cult of Jewish witches . She is in the " Wallycrawler Hall Of Fame " for being stupid ...& useless . Her so-called career is officially over KAPUT, DONE , GOOD-BYE ! SA next year !!!












9] Angelina Jolie




A real "holly-weird" story in da making . What a beautiful woman , what a humanitarian , what an incredible slut ! She'll fuck anything or anyone [ brother ? ] to further her career and keep her name in the news .








10 ] DA Wallycrawler


What a great insight this man has ! His ability to report the truth is nothing but miraculous ! " Wa a great bod eh gals " ? God bless him .