Monday, February 14, 2011

What Men Want fer Valentines Day?

Anal Sex: You ladies knows that your man is expecting you to put out on Valentine's Day. You don't even have to mess with getting your man chocolates or baubles or even a nice dinner if you're willing to give up the backdoor. Or, if you're saving that to get a trip to Paris or a new car or something, at least do something unexpected, like give your guy a BJ or dress up in a cheerleader uniform or do something in the sack you're not usually willing to do. This means you are the best girlfriend in the whole damn world and you're willing to put your man's pleasure before your own. However, if your man asks for anal, he's a selfish asshole (so to speak), but any man who will wait patiently until you're willing to give it is one worth keeping.
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Da End
Wally

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Anonymous said...

Gee, wasn't that special. And everyone knows Valentine's day is for the woman, not the man.

wallycrawler said...

I was just say'n. If you wanted give somethin... Maybe this would be da gift to give?

Just say'n.

The Phosgene Kid said...

Hittin' the log ride...

wallycrawler said...

Rita... Your not a man.

Also, we have limited intellect when it comes to sex.


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Kid sounds like you've been on that ride.