Since Christmas Is Come'n Up Soon , I Thought It would Be Fun To Post My Favorite Dream Gifts.
So If Your Think'n Of A Gift This Year For Da Crawler , I'd Really Would Love Any Of These Great Gift Ideas .
If You Don't See Anything On My List That Makes Ya Drool , Make A Comment And I'll Post Your Dream List For Your Loved Ones And Santa To Read .
Just Remember No Jap Cars
Or Shit Ya Can Buy In Walmart , K ?
The Cadillac CTS-V
Noth'n out runs a "Cat" ! Especially this one !!!
Standard 400hp or The Hot 505hp or better still have it Turbo'd for a cool 750hp . All on the best handle'n package in the world .
BMW EAT ME !
The Corvette Z06 .
I Don't care who buys me this "Beast" I'll be friends with ya forever , promise !
Easily my favorite car ever !
OK anyone of these hot bikes would be fine .
The "New" VROD . 
Or The Harley Davidson Softail Line
With Their "New" 1584cc Engine .
Now This Is The Cheapest Gift On My List , But It Seems To Be The Hardest To Get .
Anal Sex !
I Haven't Had This Since I Was Married And It Was From My Future Wife .
"Wa Hap'nd" ?
Have A Great Week .
Ho Ho Ho
Da Wallycrawler .
14 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:
Fran...I mean anonymous , ya dats da ticket . Annnnoonnnyyymous , You know I never "catch" , I'm da frig'n "pitcher" . I think you got me confused with "Mr. Sulu" or sumbody .
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Satan , thanx , but I've been there before and it wasn't that great back then . I'd love ya to work on somebody else though . She's in her mid 20's , tall , hawt...well you know who I'm talk'n about , your in her ear daily .
That would be greatly appreciated .
Gosh wally! Jesus, you could of warned me THAT was coming.
Personally I've only done it once & it was an accident.
Anyone that wants to do that should first agree to have it done on themselves.
Wally, I don't think you are going to get many takers on that anal thing. Good luck though.
I>t & Les , you girls really stick together don'tcha ?!
I>t , I gotta admit that was a lott'a work for just one joke , but I think it was worth it , don't you ?
I really think that was my funniest post yet . I giggle every time I log on .LOL.
So Les your say'n your not into that either ? Shit!
gawwwwwwwd! Keshi faints.
Sorry Wally, it's just not right! I'll give you one thing though, you are such a freakin' guy!
Wally, it's Les, for some reason this stupid thing won't let me post with my password. It blows. That, I do.
It's funny alright. Only you could get away with it. ;]
I'm so glad I have some women who read this shit and get the jokes .
Keshi that was a funny and honest response . LOL !
Well, if you get one of those cars you'll take it up the ass on the taxes, does that count?
Your gift from me shall be a cubic meter of air.
I've already taken the liberty of delivering it.
All great gift ideas for you, but the last one really caught my attention..how many girls do u know that would want to recieve anal. hmmm not that many that i know..hey wallycrawler let me ask ya a question. how many times have u had anal?
Ya got that rite Kid !
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Thank You Robbo it was received and enjoyed by my whole family .
We sent you out some "Down Home" chili so you can make your own methane . It's the gift that keeps on give'n !
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Play Date . Hmm I love that name . You must be some fine hawt thing , eh ? You also seem very interested in Da Wallycrawler's sex life . What ya do'n later 2nite ? Ya wanna hook up or sumthin ? Anyways here my cell (547)769-2771 . You figure it out . Love ya later babe .
Thought for sure you'd have Britany's latest nipple slip posted!!
Cezi nice to see you again . You were missed the last 2 or 3 months .
Hope you have a very "Merry Christmas" .
And yes I've seen your blog !
Man I wish I had that under my tree . That's every boy's fantasy on Christmas morn'n !!!
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Kid , once you've seen the "cootter" titties just don't cut it anymore and Britney's "pussy" isn't all that it's "crack'd" up to be .
It's kind'a of a mess down there !
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