Friday, November 04, 2005

Don't Be In The Top Ten .



The world is our oyster ... Ever heard that term ? I have and I always thought it was true . Guess what ? It's not ! The world is not ours . It belongs to no one . We are entitled to nothing . We are just along for the ride . "Bless that ride "! We are the fortunate sons and daughters of immigrant's that created a society on stolen property .That's it , no more , no less . We're the descendant's of thieves ! Some of us are good , some of us are warped . Which brings me to the true scum amongst us . "The most vile , disgusting , piece of shit that ever crept out of the primordial ooze"! " The Yuppie" ! I hate these mother-fuckers more than the devil himself ! Why ? "Entitlement" ! They think they are entitled to do anything they want ! From destroying the environment to treating people with less , as shit under their shoes . "Now Wally how do I know if I'm a "Yuppie" ? "Here's the Top Ten asshole"! : 10) If you drive a motorcycle that looks like a "Harley" , but it's not . [You've seen these fools , all leathered up , half cap helmet , black sunglasses & then jumping on a "Yamaharley". "Dems is badass dudes"! "YA RIGHT funny goofs" !] 9) If you own a Jap car . 8) If you have an afflicted voice " Iiii havve theee moooost goorgess puooool....Blah, blah, blah". " "Jeeeramy and I aaare gowing toooo theee mooost beeeuuutiiiful island ...BLAH". 7) If you play golf . [enuff said] . 6) If you have a wife that's more than 20 years your junior [ Lucky Though ! ] . 5) If your daughter's name is Missy & your son's name is Chad or any other white bread name . 4) If you went to an Ivy league school or if you didn't go to Ivy league school , but you say you did . [also a lair!] 3) If you lease a BMW , Audi , or Benz . 2) If you voted for George W. Bush [ OK the first time you were fooled shame on you , but the second time ? ...your an idiot !]. 1) If you have credit cards all to the max , you have things all around you , your kids don't respect you , and you feel sooo... empty... Your a pathetic Y-U-P-P-I-E bastard , and I hate you ! You should die ! Not nice ? TOO BAD ! If I see one more woman or man with their kids yapping about what they have I will barf right in their "Baertini" stroller . "Promise" ! We all are lucky to live in this society , a society of hard working white , black , yellow & red immigrant's . To have this group annihilated by shit-heads seems crazy . The upperclass snobs will be our ruin , having the these assholes try to pass as the rich is retarded ! We are middle class people , sometimes upper , sometimes lower and should be proud of that . We should give back to our society and reach out beyond . To build a strong middle class in other areas of the world . South East Asia & Africa are slave nations . To who ? US THAT'S WHO ! We have to find our way back . We have to give instead of take . Food , water , medicine , education... Show them how to build , live , fend for themselves and with that take pride in themselves . We're killing these people off , taking their land & using their children as slaves to make , tennis shoes . SICK ! In ten years we will not recognize our planet . Our globalized consumption will kill off all trade unions , all Medicare and with it , all of our Freedom . Fight the good fight ! Join freedom fighters like Adbusters , the ACLU , Amnesty International or bring an union into your work place . Hey I'm just a rant'n vugarion but I think most of you agree . Don't you ? Freedom To All Wallycrawler .

4 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

Anonymous said...

Wallycrawler I like golf & drive a Toyota am I a bad person ?

Anonymous said...

Okay I agree, except for the union crap. They used to have a purpose. Now their leadership is just another reactionary political lobby group whose sole purpose is to keep their yuppie lifestyle, their self-importance and their big fat paycheque. They hinder excellence and create crappy product at exhorbitant prices. Just like the NHL Players Association. Oooh ... that should get you going!!

Die Muräne said...

good stuff man!

wallycrawler said...

Hey Man : How You Do'n ? Love the Little dig at the Players Association ! But in reality if it wasn't for a union{s] we wouldn't have a middle class in North America . That being said , yes there is coruption in every orginization , but you can't throw the baby out with the bath water . I once heard Buzz Hardgrove say if we don't curb our spending habits we will lose our way of life . I belive in his philosophy whole heartedly .To answer the second part of your statement I have no problem with people making large sums of money . Never have never will . So if a union rep. makes some money making me more money or giving me more benifits , "have at her baby" ! "Hey Man" ! "You & I should talk about that"! You & I know ,"forsure" , that where we're @ we'll never get our "props" ! Time to get busy making the house clean . Maybe unionize ? That's the only way to get our fair share !We're not alone in this !!! God bless