Da Dawn Of Bizarro World !

Head line ... Does Madonna still have it ? Headline... What celebrity's has the most bizarre baby names ? Headline... 'Ali G' threatened by the Kazakh government ! These are headlines in today's newspapers & Reuters news service . Why are these 'News' stories headlines ? They're funny ya , [Madonna , did she ever 'HAVE IT'?] but headline stories ? I don't think so ! In a world that has so many real problems is this what we call 'NEWS WORTHY '? The real news is , in Zambia , Africa half of the nation suffers with AIDS . In South East Asia slave children make Barbies & Nikes for good little Western boys & girls ["Merry Christmas"!] . In the Middle East boys strap themselves with bombs to send their souls to heaven . If they told the REAL NEWS how could our family's ever choke down their dinner while watching the CBS Evening News . Or could they ? How many of you knew any of the things I reported ? What all of you ? Ok then what if I told you all of these events where man made ? You & I caused all of these catastrophes ! Now how's that meal taste ? In Africa in the 1970's a mining company wanted control of lands owned by a small tribe . The tribesmen didn't want any part of the deal . The solution was , "THE FINAL SOLUTION" . A medical firm injects a tainted vaccine into black women , men and children . Maybe inadvertently , probably not . Hey this was practiced before , months before in New York with great results . But that's another story , if you didn't already know? Needless to say within a few agonizing months the tribesmen where caput . The land was free to mine . That worked pretty good eh ? Clean neat kill ! Nice ! This is where the story gets really sick ! That first strain was passed on to other tribes and other tribes and so on and so on and so on ... It was unstoppable , or at least it looked unstoppable . Maybe nobody choose to stop it ? I believe the later . Did I say first strain ? Oh yah there are different strains out there . Who knows if that was part of the "SOLUTION" but it's effective . What is going on in Africa has happened before , with great success , in North America . When the settlers landed in Plymouth Rock they came barring gifts . The great gift of Flu [influenza] . It killed off more Indians than any frontiersman's gun . It was the deciding bullet . If not for the Flu 'The West' would not have been won ! This missile was not forgotten by the corporate mind . What is going on in Africa is the biggest land grab in the history of the world . Millions of people die every year all so corporations can steal from the most wealthy continent in the world . But alas this is not 'NEWS WORTHY' , but it;s true . In South East Asia , shit let's call a spade a spade , CHINA , the news is all bright and shiny . " What a new , clean beautiful place" ! 'THE NEW CHINA'! What the fuck does China have ? Technology ? No , we gave them that ! Rich land and resources ? No . not so much ! Hmmm... Maybe something else ... A large amount of people ? THAT'S IT , EUREKA ! A huge amount of poor downtrodden people and a corrupt government . I like the medias term for it "A LARGE LABOR FORCE"! A "force" that works virtuously for free ! Hey let's call a spade a spade , SLAVES . We are all slaves but not to this extent . " I hear Barbie & Ken broke up "! "Awww tooo bad"! Know what I heard ? I heard some kid lost his hands making Barbie ." Throw him out back"! "What good is he now" ! Life is cheap in the slave world , but do you know where life is cheaper ? Here that's where , cause we don't fuck'n care ! The WTO represents the largest slave owners ever in the history of the world . Who are the slave owners ? We are moron , we are ! We are because we want high profits so we can buy more shit , and more shit , and more shit ! Gordon Gekko was wrong "greed aint good" ! Man this crap has to stop before someone stops it for us and guess what ? That someone is out there , GROWING . By starting a war in Iraq we have built the world of Islam , a world now with a purpose . Before '9-11' we had the world with us , at our backs , fighting the good fight . Since the start of the "IRAQ II" the Islamic world has grown , grown with hatred and madness . "They know what you do ", and what we do is steal . What our corporations and government has done was steal a vital resource from a very poor people . This act has given them no hope . Their lives all but crap , no future they attack their oppressor and who could blame them . The Islamic rulers have been using this act with great fodder and it's working . We are now the enemy of every Muslim . The Western world is "EVIL" , "THE DEVIL" and we've proved it to them . To save our way of life and our souls we have to outster the "EVIL" . George Bush , Dick Cheney , and Tony Blair must stand trial at the Haag for war crimes . We as a nation must stop doing business with firms that set up shop in slave nations . I have never been an isolationist nor do I think we should become a North American only shop , but we can't do bushiness with "MASTERS" or their "SERVANTS"! That's just BIZARRO! SA DA WALLYCRAWLER .
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