Monday, February 15, 2010

Poor Poor Kevin Smith & Poor Poor Fat People...

Here's A Picture Of Mr. Smith Last Year. At that time he made a promise that he'd lose weight soon.
He's now about 50lbs heavier at this time!

"Nice Dress Dude"!

LOS ANGELES - Kevin Smith says he's "way fat," but that shouldn't stop him from flying. The director and actor says a pilot ejected him from a Southwest Airlines flight from Oakland to Burbank, Calif., saying he didn't fit properly in a single seat. Smith raised a stink about the incident on his Twitter page Sunday, saying "I'm way fat, but I'm not there just yet," and "If you look like me, you may be ejected from Southwest Air." He posted a picture of himself sitting on the plane with his cheeks puffed out.

Southwest says its "Customer of Size" policy requires that travellers must be able to fit safely and comfortably in one seat or make other arrangements. After a storm of angry online comments from Smith and his fans, the airline issued an apology first from its own Twitter account and later in a statement on its website titled "Not So Silent Bob," a jovial jab at the Silent Bob character Smith plays in many of his films. "We would like to echo our tweets and again offer our heartfelt apologies to you," the statement said. The airline said it also accommodated Smith on a later flight, gave him a $100 voucher and apologized by phone. Both Smith and the airline acknowledged that he had bought two seats for his original flight from Oakland, where he had spoken at the Macworld Expo conference. But he was flying standby in order to catch an earlier flight, and only one was available. Smith insisted that he was still able to put both armrests down and buckle his seat belt, which is Southwest's standard. Smith is the director of the new Bruce Willis movie "Cop Out," and previously directed the films "Clerks" and "Chasing Amy."

By The Associated Press
Wally Sez:
Just look at yourself dude! Your a fat ass. Who would want to sit beside you? You sweat too much, take up way to much room (more than your fair share) plus how da hell does anyone get out’a da dam plane when your lard ass is in da way? We’d all parish if there was a emergency! Wake up Mr. Smith! Your kill’n yourself. Your also making the world more vulgar and difficult for us who actually take care of ourselves. That’s the problem with fat and obese people. They want the rest of the world to change so they can seem normal. Kevin your morbidly obese, take care of yourself. It’s up to you, not us. I’m having enuff problems taking care of myself, I can’t take care of you as well.

Can’t You just eat one burger and leave da rest of da cow?

Wally Oot!

8 Don't Just Sit There Say Sumthin !:

Die Muräne said...

ouh, you are so strict wally ;)

wallycrawler said...

Spade da donut spoil da director.

Anonymous said...

He's pleasantly plump.

Die Muräne said...

What a big surprise! Canada could win vs Switzerland on the Olympics 3:2! Congrats!! Were you there to see the match dude?

wallycrawler said...

Jaguar if ya call pleasant a mouthpiece? He's just try'n to get press for that film he made. It's out this week. I think it's called "Cop Out" or other such nonsense.


D.M. what's with da Swiss? Man you guys have are f'n number dude!
Heller's a great goaltender. Plus we seem to play like shit at the begin'n. To many stars!!! They all try the individual efforts. If they start to play like a team there isn't anyone who can play with us. The trouble is all da dam egos. Anyhoo... If they play like a team they'll win. If they play like last night with every guy for himself... They'll lose. I don't think they learned anything from Turin?

wallycrawler said...

And no D.M. that's in B.C. I live thousands of miles away. Near Toronto. They should never have given Vancouver the "Winter Olympics"! Especially in February!!! The average temp in February is like 15C.
And it rains everyday! Stupid.

Now if they said the "Summer Olympics" in Vancouver? Ya I can see that. Beautiful City.

Die Muräne said...

oh, how embarrasing! I should have a look at the map before I write such rubbish. sorry mate!

wallycrawler said...

D.M. you don't have'ta be embarrassed about geography! Jezz I never, ever passed that class. Bore'n as hell. The only reason I know where Switzerland is because I had family from there and of course you my friend. Ask me a region of Switzerland and I'd be lost.

Plus Canada is so flip'n huge. Who could ever tell one place from another? It's like the size of two Australia's.