"The Wallycrawler Team" of archaeologists heard about a cave in Muskoka . This cave was originally found in 1960 by a small team of explorers. Headed by a William Hanna and his partner Joseph Barbara .
This "find" lead to a 1960's revolution...
The Front Of The "Secret Cave" . 
Inside The Cave Entrance . Creepy Eh ? 
Telling Signs Of Early Man !
We Start To Find Paintings And Hand Prints . 
Then The Drawings Become Very Interesting . 
Cave Drawings Of Floating Dicks And A Familiar Face . 
Then We See The Owner's Family Portrait .
Hmmm...Very Interesting .
This Is Were They Cooked And Slept More
Than 12,000 Years Ago . "I Felt Like I Was Intruding" !
And Then The "Great Discovery" !
It All Made Sense To Us !!!
Hanna , Barbara ? Hanna And Barbara...
This Is Where The Flintstones Were Born .
My God !
We Found Fred And Barney ,
But Not The Fred And Barney
That We All Know And Love .
Something Much More .
We Found , They Found The World's First Gay Couple !
The Question Is Why Did They Fabricate The Wilma And Betty Characters ? They Must Have Thought They Could Never Sell The Idea Of A Gay Caveman And His Live-In Lover To ABC .
So Now You Have It .
The Wallycrawler "Outing" Fred And Barney .
A Funny Thing ...
If We Would Have Found The Rear Exit Of The Cave First .
Finding A Homosexual Caveman Couple Wouldn't Have Been A Shock At All .
It Would Have Made Much More Sense .
Rear Of The Cave .
Close Up The Ancient Cave Picture At The Rear Exit ...
So Shove That Up Your Fuck'n Ass James Cameron .
This Makes About As Muck Sense As Your Fuck'n "Jesus Tomb" Find .
Da Wallycrawler .
P.S. In A Few Daze I'll Expose The 3rd. Biggest Rock Band Ever As Frauds .
Can You Figure Out Who They Are ?
After You Read This You'll Demand They Be Taken Out Of The Rock'nRoll Hall Of Fame .
