Showing posts with label Friday the 13th.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Friday the 13th.. Show all posts
Saturday, May 14, 2011
Wallycrawler Explains Why Friday da 13th Is Feared?
Religious peoples fear Friday da 13th, because... It was of da 13th day on a Friday (which was called "Noun" way back) Satan came to Earth to purchase lands from da French. (da French always delt with him) They said "We gotz us some land in da Caribbean & da slaves don't work hard there so...?" Da Devil be'n a good wheeler dealer thought"...Hmmm... maybe those slaves would do my bidding if I gotz them their freedom from those smelly Frenchmen"! So he went over da heads of da masters and went to da slaves. "Hey youz guys! You want your freedom"? They thought fer a bit & said. "Ya sure". Devil said "Sign here in da blood of, lets say, 20 odd virgins sacrificed and BBQ'd" Slaves said "ya sure". "But you have'ta honor me fer ever" Beelzebub laughed. Slaves said "ya ok". They signed with da blood, raped some French chicks & got free... And so? That's why.
Wally OOt Of Here!
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10:06 AM
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Friday, August 13, 2010
PD13-2010: Port Dover Friday da 13th. 2010
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