Wallycrawler's " Man'O'Da Year "

OK I like Bono , I dunno why , maybe I feel his hearts in the right place or because I've seen U2 a couple of times and I like their music . I think , he thinks he's doing good work and maybe he is ? "I think he's just spinning his wheels" ! That being said I semi agree with him being there . Bill Gates and his loon wife ? " Ya Gotta Be Kid'n Me " !!! " So let me figure this out , if I steal every idea or technology out there , steal it for everyone to see , have major lawsuits , lose most , pay people off , become the richest man in the world , I can buy a Time cover " ? " I guess so " ! This is the man corporations look at when they do evil . " Bill did it we can too " . This is a man who stole an operating system from his employer [ Apple ], sold it to the world as revolutionary and had no idea if it would work or not and it didn't . He's a huckster . A charlatan . He's The Great And Powerful Wizard Of Oz . He's a salesman . He's a thief . He's a lair . He's everything wrong in the world today and yesterday . I know "Wally tell me what you think about da guy " ! Isn't it Time magazine who named "Dumba" Bush Man Of The Year ? " Ya a couple of times " ! If I had it my way and I was gonna name a thief " Man Of The Year " I'd name " Heineken Man , Man'O'Da Year " . He's a thief too but a lest he's a honest thief , right out there not caring who sees him . Yup he's my type of guy . SA On Da Flipside Wallycrawler .

Go To Jail

So George W. Bush has taken responsibility for the war in Iraq . "That's Nice" ! Hundreds of thousands of people are suffering or dead and he is 'NOW' taking the blame , good , go to jail , go directly to jail . This scum is the worst piece of trash in the American history . " Dumba " should stand trail at The Hague with his stooges . America stand up and take control of your government !
The more involved we become the more control this government loses . Believe me they are in personal and internal turmoil . If we hit them now in this state of weakness they will FALL . Fall and with them all the corporations that started this war to steal oil . At this time of year please give to your favorite charity ." God Bless The Poor Suffering Children Of The World ". Love Da Wallycrawler . PS Update : Right Wing "ANAL"ist Tucker "Nice Name " Carlson has called Canada the retarded cousin of the U.S. Do you know what I Think ? I think the retarded cousin is sitting in the White House right now ! I also think Tucker has taken a large one up the ass [probably by a massive Canuck ] and smashed his brain stem . Hey most Canadians say fine will take our business elsewhere . No oil , no wood , no food , NO WATER , we'll sell our products to China they need it . WE'LL TAKE OUR BALL AND GO HOME ! Starve ! The last time we threatened that " Dumba" went ape-shit . That ass didn't know that 60% of all U.S. goods come from Canada . Tucker , a "Right Wing Feeb " , represents corporations that want to break trading agreements in NAFTA . I personally hate NAFTA and any other WTO agreements , so let's can them , NOW !" See If That Works F...I Mean T U C K E R ".

Anna Loses Another Boyfriend

Enrique ?...Enrique ?...

Through The Eyes Of A Stranger

Some people say the best part of a vacation is coming home . "I dunno about dat I think I could have stayed another week "! Sun , surf and sand . What about that beautiful view "amazing" . Unless you leave the compound ! Then the view gets mighty bleak .
Our family went to the Dominican Republic this past week the hotel , the beach , the food , everything was great. Everything except the poverty ! This was the first time I've been to the Dominican but not the first time in the Caribbean and I've never seen sights like these . First I would like to say the people there are great , nice , hard working and have good family values . How do I know ? I talked to them . I found out most people who work , work in the service industry [ so please don't stop going there it could be worse ] others get by in less scrupulous dealings . Most of their teachers come from other country's but almost all children don't finish or even start school . Some of the lucky and talented kids get to go to art school but most become hotel staff or drivers [ drivers is a the only word I could think of ironically nobody on that island can drive ! If you have been there you know what I mean . "CRAZY" ! ] . Anyhoo... the wife and I decided to go on a couple of excursions . One was to take a catamaran cruise and snorkel with sharks and sting rays . If you ever get a chance to do this , do it ! My daughter had no fear out in the middle of the ocean swimming with nurse sharks , "she's nine" , brave little girl . We all had fun on that one . The other trip was a shopping excursion or was supposed to be a shopping trip . "What a fuck-up" ! First the van was late [ I know Caribbean time ] when he got there the van was a piece of shit Toyota half falling apart . I looked at wifey and said "ya gotta be kidd'n rite" ! " Wally I want to go shopping and get Christmas presents " . I'm like " Ahhh RRRR " ! Wifey looks at me " look you snob get in that bus 'NOW' "! " Besides we paid $70.00 and it's non refundable " " What da fuck ya talk'n about 70 bucks to buy trinkets " ? " Your fuck'n crazy "! Now guys who are married knows what comes next , you get on the bus . I figured eh " it's gonna rain anyhoo " . Sure ! And off we go . After about a hour we stop " nows peoples wes stop hears tos picks-up others peoples " our Guide mumbled . "Wa da fuck ya talk'n about , get me off dis bus now my f'n back is kill'n me " " Yous ca gets out and walks arounds" . " Thanx" ! As soon as I get out of the bus the smell hits me , waste , human waste , that smell is unmistakable . A little boy comes up to me " Mister , Mister I'm very hungry , very hungry " . I looked at his shoe box full of pop . " Mister do you want a drink " ? I dunno about you but I wasn't , nore will I be , that thirsty . I reached into my pocket and pulled out 5 bucks and gave it to him . " Ahh no pop thanx " . " Where am I " ? He told me the name of the village but I forgot what it was all I know it was poor , very poor . " Hey kid you want a job as a guide you speak better than ours " ! " He smiled and laughed he got the joke . This kids pretty bright , fuck did he get a rotten break . Just as I was gonna ask him about the area the guide chases the kid off " Vamos beggers " ! A half hour latter another piece'o'shit van pulls up and out pops eighteen very large black women . I look at wifey " Ya gotta be kidd'n rite " . " There's no way they'er gonna fit on this piece'o'shit " . " Shut The Fuck Up , they'll hear you " . " Sit Down And Shut The Fuck Up" ! My wife has a way of looking at things , a way most don't , she has real spiritual feeling sometimes . This was one of them , she said "We're here for a reason keep your mouth shut and learn a little " . I didn't get it at all . All I knew was these women couldn't get down the aisle . "Yous with di hat , Roots hat get up , moves ta do seat back " I think the guide was talk'n to me I look to the seat behind me and a large black women is sitting there and there wasn't much of a seat left maybe 4" . Ahhh Fuck , this sucks !!! I sit on my 4" piece of cushion and force a smile at the older lady. She smiles back " Honey you really got the short end of the stick today didn't you Mmmhhm" as she pushes her ass against the wall of the bus to make room for me . Her smile was real and not forced . I look over at the wife and she shoots me a look like don't say anything stupid you asshole . I look into her eyes and say " I'm Wally " . " Well nice to meet you Wally sorry I can't get over any further but as you can see I'm not a small person " . " Hey everyone Aida has a friend , son you're in for it , you are " the lady in the next seat piped up. " Oooooh Ha ha oooo !" the hole bus erupts with laughter . I didn't know if I should laugh or cry . " I'm Aida and this is all my sisters from our University's graduation class " . " This is our forty eight..." " Aida shuts you mouth it's our twentieth anniversary "one of the ladies yells. They all start laughing and off we go ...Again . About an hour down the road Aida and I are getting to know each other I've flirted with her and I've told a couple of off color jokes . Aida laughs at every joke with great vigor . She has a fantastic sense of humor with a great laugh , full of highs and lows . Aida told me all about her traveling adventures with some of the ladies . One stuck out though , when she went to China . Seems the Chinese don't see to many black people especially well endowed ones . The men would walk right up to her and stare right at her large bosoms . They would point at them and talk to their friends while looking down her top . That's f'n funny ! We are looking out the window at the sights , laughing and just as we come into the sugar cane fields I see a sight I've never seen before [ at least not in person ] ' real absolute poverty ' . Ran-shackled huts with no walls steel roofs , sugar cane and mud everywhere . The people are looking at us with downward eyes . I blurt out " Holly Shit My God " ! "Wa da fuck is this " ? Aida looks at me " LIFE" ! " Life for them" . " I look at that little girl over there and I see myself , I see myself as a child ". " Your kidd'n right it couldn't be that bad where you grew up "? " Child when I grew up we were segregated outside of Memphis , we had nothing " . " Yup when I look at dat child I see me " ! " You went to University, how could you afford the tuition " ? " My mother cleaned houses and did white peoples laundry" . " She worked very hard for me , also tuition's weren't that high then . I also borrowed from family and friends ". " Everyone chipped in for me to get an education " . I felt like shit . I blew my education when I quit school and left hockey . I didn't want to say I always had it easy . That I had schools after me to play hockey for them and I more or less told them to fuck-off . I was thinking I could have had a free ride through school just because I could stop a puck but I was to lazy , unmotivated , spoiled. As we drove through the sugar cane Aida told me about all the girls on the bus , how they are all doctors , social workers , lawyers , pharmacists ... all very successful women in their fields . Aida's field was school teacher for troubled children . Aida now lives in Los Angele's near Compton . If you don't know about Compton let's just say it's not Beverley Hills 90210 . I was about to ask why she moved to that area of the country when it dawned on my small brain , she moved there to give back . She could have gone anywhere but she picked a hard-luck area to help where it needed it most . OK now I know this is not your average woman . It took a bit , but now I'm there , now I understand . Aida told me about the south in the 1950's how blacks weren't even third class people that they didn't matter , they were around only to do menial labour . How most blacks who had any land , it was usually stolen with back taxes or sold at a very devalued price . Hood-winked . I guess I knew what the south was about but I never heard about it first-hand . " Yous given that boy a history lesson Aida " ? the woman in the next seat spying over ." No , not really we're just talk'n girl " . She wasn't given me a history lesson she was given me a life lesson I was think'n . The rest of the ride was rather dull except a river or two and a village built to emulate a village in Italy [ that was pretty ] but I couldn't get that sugar cane fields out of my mind and what Aida said . On the way back da wife looked over at me and whispered " How's your girlfriend " ? " Great I think I'm gonna take her on a motorcycle trip to the Grand Canyon " . Aida pipes up " I'm not go'n on any motorcycle and I've already seen the Grand Canyon" . I think Aida's seen more than the Grand Canyon I think she's seen and felt everything life has to offer the good , the bad , and the very ugly . She has reached up grabbed sky , reached down and pulled others up with her . It was a real pleasure meeting , talking , sharing life stories and I'm better for it . As we got off the bus I shook Aida's hand good-bye I felt bad that she wasn't going with us . Aida said " take care " . " Aida the pleasure was all mine ". I looked over at wifey " See I told you we were here for a reason ". " You learned a little something today didn't you " ! Fuck , is that woman ever wrong ? Love Ya Hon Da Wallycrawler .

Remembering Daze Gone By

I'm back from vacation and everyone had a great time and I have a lot to say about that , but I was looking at my comments and low and behold there's a comment by P.T. I was floored that Pete Townsend read my Blog and he kind of liked it !? WOW ! I've seen the Who a number of times . In the seventies I'd seen them play Tommy Live and after that at Maple Leaf Gardens four times including the " Farewell Gig " . Twice at the old Ex in Toronto and a couple of more times in Buffalo but my favorite time was in 1975 with my best friend Andy [ I think this was the Who By Numbers Tour ?]. We had obstructed view seats , that's all we could get are hands on , so didn't think we would have great site lines, "but fuck were we wrong "! We sat right next to the stage . We where so close we could see them sweat ! This was The Who at there best. We had just seen The Stones in May and they were great , but the Who were , " KABOOM" , "a fury of angst" ! Watching Daltry whip that mike around , [I dunno how he didn't kill Pete ] constantly pacing , screaming . Moonie going crazy on that drum kit , braking his sticks on almost every beat . Of coarse the show stopper was Townsend masterfully windmilling his arm around his guitar , smashing it down , dancing around , jumping and diving across the stage . The laser lights where fucking amazing , but the best was their finale . They would kick the shit out of everything on stage drums , guitars , mikes , amps ...Everything . The real goof was after destroying the stage the roadies would go nuts trying to reset everything . The Who would always come back for 2 or maybe 3 encores . In Toronto The Who were "Rock Gods" way before they were popular in the U.S. they were hot there and they always repaid their fans in Canada . That night I think they did 4 encores and I remember Andy saying to me it was the greatest concert he had ever seen . He loved the song Behind Blue Eyes and I remember him having the nicest eyes , "Sky Blue" ! I guess it's kind of gay to think about your best friend that way , but I do . Andy died a year later in a tragic car accident . That night almost killed me emotionally . Andy and I were going out to a party that night but I cancelled to go somewhere else . It was two weeks before my 18th. Birthday . "Nice" ! Andy was a person of God , he believed religiously in Christ and he brought God to me . I thank and bless him for that . Andy is my Guardian Angel [this sounds crazy] he sometimes comes to me in my dreams and we talk . I'm now quite a bit older but I still miss him so much it hurts ["I Know Very Gay"] and I'll always remember times of talking all night , acting the fools , and that Who concert . Da Wallycrawler .

Keep Buying At Wal-mart Assholes

China Jail . The sign at front reads the following... "Modern Painting And English School " . "Oooooh I can't wait to go to school Mom"!
















These are the front gates of the slave labor camp at Jining City . "Pretty" ! "The 'NEW CHINA'
is soooo beeeutfull"!

























This is a jail in mainland China . It's also a mining company . "Oh what great strides in human rights" ! "We should be proud to do business with these great men"!














This is the symbol of quality in the "Corporate World" .





















This is the symbol of structure in the "Corporate World".











This is the symbol of our God in the "Corporate World" .







Interesting Site @ http://www.willthomas.net

Vacation "AGAIN"

Hey guess what I'm go'n on vacation ... Again ! Nice huh ? I deserve it and so does my family they're really great people , I wish you could meet them , some of you have ! My wife is really the provider in this small family . She works very hard and makes most of the money, probably two thirds of our income . Her work makes travel very available to this household and we are privileged .
I hope everybody has a good holiday , me too ! God Bless . Sa Later Da Wallycrawler

"Retarded Quote Of The Decade"!

2000 American Service Men & Women
1500 foreign Fighters
Hundreds Of Thousands Of Men , Women & Children ALL DEAD !
"Mission Accomplished" !

Happy Thanksgiving

"Excuse Me Senators , This Wont Take Long" .

True Admiration !

Admiration . Big word what does it mean ? Well Webster's dictionary says it's a cause of astonishment or marvel at ones abilities , wonder , an object of esteem ... Whatever ! To me it's just a feeling , a feeling I get when I meet or see someone I think is GREAT . To me the people I most admire aren't the one's you see on TV or the one's you see at the movies they are the one's in my daily life . Famous people that transposed themselves into my life are Che Guevara , Bret Hart , Jimmy Carter, Bobby Clarke , Franklin & Eleanor Roosevelt , Terry Fox , Bobby Kennedy , Howard Stern , Pierre Trudeau and Jennifer Aniston. Some of these people grew up rich , some poor , some middle class , but all of them overcame adversary and never varied from their convections . That is what made them truly admirable . Che is the one word that is synonymous with brevity . He came close to being an America hero . If not for the U.S. media Che Guevara would be taught in history classes as a great Latin American freedom fighter , but classes on how the C.I.A. murdered a North and South American hero will never be taught! Bret Hart is the best there is , the best there was and the best there ever will be . Enuff said ! Jimmy Carter is the most miss read U.S. president ever . The C.I.A. [George H.W. Bush] and the media fucked this guy royally he has done more for the worlds poor than any President , past or present ... Period . Some people will say "wa Bobby Clarke" ? Clarkie has done more with less than anybody I can think of . He is a "Hockey God" a guy that was stricken with diabetes at sixteen just when he came to the forefront of N.H.L. scouts . No one would draft this guy because of his size and his disease . After one year in the N.H.L. he became the captain of the Philadelphia Flyers . This three time M.V.P. and two time Stanley Cup Champion has no equal in the 1980's . His prowess on the ice is legendary and his ferocity is infamous . This is a guy you didn't want to play against ! Today he's still a man you just don't cross ! "Gotta love him" !!! The Roosevelt's do come from the most prominent families on my list . One of America's most influential names in history . Franklin Roosevelt could have given up after he lost use of his legs due to polio or he could have lived the life of a "fat cat" and lived off his families money . He didn't do either . When called he 'stood up' and rebuilt America during the dirty 30's . His common sense approach to take a firm hand on banks taking over farms with the "Tennessee Valley Authority" is American lore . F.D.R.'s " New Deal" was nothing short of genius . He put controls on banks , large corporations and public utilities to regulate the economy. " If F.D.R. was alive today do you think companies would be moving to China" ? Even during a World War F.D.R. foreseen the future and was the major influence of starting the United Nations . This wasn't an average man ! Terry Fox , what hasn't been said about Terry ? He faced his sickness head on and didn't ever give up , Terry is single handedly responsible for BILLIONS of dollars donated to cancer research . Ironical if Terry lived today his cancer would have been cured . All due to his perseverance men, women and children can be cured of certain forms of cancer . A great , great person ! If Bobby Kennedy had lived the 1968 election was his ! The U.S. would have pulled out of Vietnam , no Watergate , socialized medicine would be in place , the C.I.A. would be half it's size and the Western World would be a fair place to live . The day Bobby died so did freedom ! That brings me to Howard Stern...Hmm... The funniest satirist of our time and most likely of all times ! Some people think he's a vulgar loud mouth... and I agree , but so was Bob Hope , George Carlin , Richard Pryor and any other great comedians . They all pressed our buttons made us think [and laugh] by telling off color stories with wit and candor [and if anybody didn't think Bob Hope was racy they didn't hear Bob live ! Nasty!]. Howard gets us up and thinking at six AM , who else could do that ? Nobody , thousands have tried but no one has done it , except Howard Da King ! Howard Stern will go down in history as America's mind , open and honest . His fight with the F.C.C. will come out as truly admirable ! My love of Canada comes from Pierre Elliott Trudeau his vision of a country with a fair and stable economy , health care for all , social assistance for people with less , plus taxing the rich fairly . Trudeau was a hard line Federalist , during the F.L.Q crises he sent in the Army to bring down terrorism in Canada . A brave move to sic the armed forces on your own city , but he was up to it ! Pierre was a social democrat long before it was cool to be one . He was " anti everything establishment" ! When he danced and piroquetted behind the Queen's back for the world media was priceless ! You knew where he was at ! It was a good guess it wasn't with her and her cronies ! In my mind Pierre Trudeau was "North Americas Greatest Man" . EVER ! WOW has Jennifer Aniston ever had a hard life , growing up in New York , daughter of a semi-famous actor . Her hardship was unsurpassed you see at the young age of 13 Jenn became an actor but she really couldn't get any parts as she was...fat . That's not all the "poor fat actress" also had a large nose . How could you go on with these type of disabilities but are fair skinned little girl would never quit as she wanted fame and she would perceive , at any cost . At 18 Jennifer , like all good actresses , became bulimic and the weight just melted off . Later that year our heroine had a rynoplasty , Abracadabra ...phooff . A walking talking "American Sweetheart" . "SO CUTE" ! She was the great T.V. star of da 90's with dat Friend's show and showed she could act in that "Good Girl "movie. I for one was 'Mezmorized' ! What a memorable performance ! In the last year Jennifer has gone though some tough times with her divorce of "Mr. Everything" Brad Pitt , but she has prevailed and found true love with what's-his-name [you know the guy from Swingers] ! I last seen poor Jenn on the Larry King show she was crying about how she has been chased around the country by ...Photographers . How Does she do it ??? Don't give up the good fight beautiful we all live through your eyes ! Be strong , I for one am in your corner ! LOVE DA WALLYCRAWLER .