Why Do You Drive A Japanese Car Again?

Ask yourself. "Who am I dealing with"? Scum Of Da Earth, That's Who!

Da Sea runs red with atrocities that are committed daily by the Japanese, Taiwanese and Chinese fishing fleets. The Asian fishing industry is controlled by the Asian mob, with no mortality. They are terrorizing our oceans in a way that in ten years we will be talking about areas that no longer contain any sea life. By using long lines and many others ways of gathering sea life, these scum of da sea are killing not only fish, dolphins, whales and sharks. they are killing the air that we breathe. Ya see da sea is the major source of oxygen in our world.

Mr. Obama and Mr Harper.

Stop Killing Our Seas! Stop All Imports! Open Our Factories!

Fuck Asia!

Wally Oot

Tiger & Da Misses.

Tiger Woods: Injuries Caused by Wife, Not SUV

Tiger Woods did not suffer facial lacerations from a car accident. They were inflicted by his wife, Elin Nordegren -- according to a conversation Woods had Friday after the accident.

Tiger has yet to be formally interviewed by the Florida Highway Patrol -- that should happen this afternoon. But we're told Tiger had a conversation Friday -- with a non-law enforcement type -- detailing what went down before his Escalade hit a fire hydrant.

We're told he said his wife had confronted him about reports that he was seeing another woman. The argument got heated and, according to our source, she scratched his face up. We're told it was then Woods beat a hasty retreat for his SUV -- but according to our source, Woods says his wife followed behind with a golf club. As Tiger drove away, she struck the vehicle several times with the club.

We're told Woods became "distracted," thought the vehicle was stopped, and looked to see what had happened. At that point the SUV hit the fire hydrant and then hit a tree.

TMZ.com

HA HA HA.

So da great Tiger Woods isn't so pristine. What a dolt get'n whacked by his wife. Doesn't this goof know if your gonna bang some broad on da side never admit guilt? And if you do... Do it with a fax or email like Phil Collins. hehehe... He deserves every golf club ta da head and every scratch to da face. I always knew this guy was a social retard. Here's da proof. They keep this Woods guy bottled up in a very tight bubble, millions of miles from da press. Mainly because if he is ever asked a slightly difficult question he'll become totally unraveled. In reality Tiger Woods has a huge ego and from what I hear, a total diva. They said the same thing about Albert Einstein so he's in great company. He has few friends, mostly groomers and golf buds. In his early life he never really got to play with other kids, so he has zero social skills. This young gal who he got hooked up with was a master player. She was determined to hook a major athlete like Tiger. Ala: Wayne Gretzky & Janet Jones. Jones blew every athlete in existence til Wayne fell fer her. Elin was much da same, known to take a like'n to Swedish hockey players. But who cares? The moral here is: Tiger Woods = Stupid Retard!

Is that a moral? hmmm... I think not... But he is quite dim anyway and this story made Me laugh today. Thanx Tig'r

Wally Oot!

Update 12/02/09:

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.

Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don’t share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one’s own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it’s difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

HA HA! Wa A Maroon!

Have ya seen this chick he was bang'n? No?

Rachel Uchitel

OH MY GAWD!!! Hawter than Hadise. In Hadise I mean da European porn star/pop singer.

But no. Un-fuck'n believable! Hawtest gal ever.

Shit maybe he isn't that stupid. Naw he's just stupid-lucky!

Who Is Wally's Favorite Athlete? That's Easy...

It's Hayley Wickenheiser.

Watch what she does to a kid for rough'n her up at a no-contact game.

She plays "fer reals", all day, everyday.

TOUGH STUFF?

She was named by Sports Illustrated as one of the toughest Athletes in 2008.

She has played pro hockey with men in Europe. Most recently in da Swedish Elite League. Hayley plays hockey fer da love of da game not fer da money.

Plus...

DOUBLE OLYMPIAN!

She became the second Canadian woman to participate in both a summer and winter Games when she competed for the last-place Canadian team in Sydney.

Hayley has played in da summer Olympic Games in Softball/Baseball.

In da winter Olympics, Hockey she is untouchable. Six time World Hockey Champion and two time Olympic Gold medalist. Also that crappy Silver medal she has too. How many athletes can say that?

Great Gal. If there was one athlete that was a "Role Model" fer kids? Hayley would be my choice. Fer both girls and boys. Men and Women.

Love her big time.

Hells Angels

Old School Brotherhood.

Quebec To Prince Charles & That Horse Faced Hag: "Fuck-Off!"

Eggs & pro-Quebec slogans greet Charles.

MONTREAL - Scores of slogan-chanting supporters of Quebec independence blasted the British monarchy and pelted soldiers with eggs in a lone sour note to Prince Charles' otherwise pleasant day trip to Quebec on Tuesday. Chanting a variety of political messages including the famous independence call, "Le Quebec aux Quebecois," about 200 demonstrators initially blocked the prince's path into an event where he was to salute members of a historic regiment. Shield-and baton-wielding riot police eventually moved into the crowd, shoving protesters back hundreds of metres to clear a path for Charles' motorcade. Police confirmed several arrests but gave no exact number. The noisy anti-monarchy crowd was the biggest of the day for the prince, who drew small but enthusiastic gatherings at earlier events throughout the day. Even the protest itself was cordial at times: despite all the shouted swear words and crude hand gestures, some in the crowd graciously picked up debris and handed it over to police for safe disposal.

Most demonstrators either waved Fleur-de-lis flags or brandished signs with slogans such as Down With the Monarchy as they gathered outside the building housing the Black Watch (Royal Highland Regiment) of Canada. A few pelted eggs in the soldiers' direction. Some sat in the middle of the street chanting as members of the Montreal police riot squad moved in. The protest delayed the prince's scheduled arrival for 45 minutes, but Charles eventually made it in. The prince joked about the delay to his audience when he finally arrived to give the regiment its new colours. "I just want to say how very sorry my wife and I are to have kept you waiting so long," he said. "I fear there was a little local disturbance." Patrick Bourgeois, one of the protesters, said outside the armoury that the British monarchy has exploited people all over world and that Quebec is no exception.

The symbol of the monarchy has been resented by many French-Canadians for centuries, and Bourgeois and others said members of the Royal Family had no business being in Quebec. Bourgeois also linked the prince's visit with the military mission in Afghanistan which features British and Canadian soldiers. Quebec is against the war in Afghanistan," said Bourgeois, a member of the pro-independence Reseau de Resistance du Quebecois. "And now it's our chance to pass that message to Prince Charles and many people across Canada." The heir to the throne commented on the toll taken by the war in Afghanistan when he addressed the troops, noting the death of one member of the regiment, Cpl. Jason Warren. He was killed in July 2006 when a suicide bomber rammed his armoured vehicle with a carload of explosives. "With both my sons serving in the armed forces, and one of them having served in Afghanistan, I know only too well the constant nagging anxiety which permeates your life when a loved one is placed in harm's way, particularly during deployment overseas," Charles said. "To all the families gathered here this evening I want to say publicly, and with all my heart, thank you for the crucial love and understanding you provide to those who have chosen to serve us all and defend those things we hold dear."

There was one lone protester at the first event: one man, holding up a Quebec flag, with a T-shirt that said: Quebec Un Pays (Quebec A Country). He got into a heated exchange with a journalist from Toronto when the reporter tried asking questions in English - and he refused to answer. The couple's Montreal activities included a trip to the Cirque du soleil headquarters where they attended a brief performance by acrobats, and an ecological centre where they saw a simulated rain forest and frigid habitat for penguins. The royal tour is scheduled to be in Petawawa, Ont., and Ottawa on Wednesday for Remembrance Day ceremonies.

Source CBC.com

"D'oh"... Australians Think Britney Spears Lip-Synchs?

Even before the curtain has risen on the Australian leg of Britney Spears' Circus tour, the U.S. pop performer has already become embroiled in a local furor over lip-synching. A debate about entertainers who lip-synch or mime their performances to pre-recorded music has broken out, tied to Spears arriving Down Under for a 15-concert stint beginning with a pair of shows in Perth on Friday and Saturday. After reports emerged that Spears would be lip-synching in her tour's shows — for which ticket prices range from $97 Aus. up to $1,475 for VIP seating — even the government has weighed in on the debate. New South Wales Fair Trading Minister Virginia Judge has suggested that a law be enacted to impel performers who use pre-recorded music in their performances to carry a disclaimer on their tickets and not be allowed to bill the performances as "live." Australians will not tolerate a "Mickey Mouse performance," Judge told Sydney's Daily Telegraph, referencing the singer's stint on the The All New Mickey Mouse Club TV show as a child. "Let's be clear — live means live," said Judge, who is also the minister assisting the premier on the arts. "If you are spending up to $200 Aus., I think you deserve better than a film clip."

'Let's be clear — live means live...If you are spending up to $200, I think you deserve better than a film clip.'

—Virginia Judge, NSW Minister

Consumer groups have argued that not disclosing lip-synching in concerts equates to misleading advertising. Fans deserve to know what they were paying for, says Consumer Affairs Minister Tony Robinson of the Victorian Legislative Assembly. "We believe it is good business practice for concert promoters to make it clear to consumers before they buy tickets whether the performer will be miming, and make this clear on advertising, posters and other promotional materials," he told the Herald Sun.

Source CBC.com

Wa? She lip-synchs? Who would'a thunk?

Now wa ya gonna tell me? Micheal Jackson lip-synchs? Madonna lip-synchs? "What?!" "They Do?" Or did?

Shit I feel like that first Christmas when my big mouthed, adopted, Vietnamese neighbor kid told me that there wasn't any Santa Claus. Bitch, had'ta ruin it for me! That's OK, she let me play doctor on her. "...clic clic". "OH YA"!

"Not fer you dumbass"!

Australia is the single stupidest nation on Earth. Great look'n people mind ya, but real empty upstairs! Who cares what Britney Spears does during her show? Do they post notices that Wrestling is fake out side of arenas and on tickets? "What they do???" They do? Yup they do! This is a nation that has to be told they are watching something that is fake. They even expose magicians. That's true, they expose magicians as tricksters. MAN ARE THEY DUMB! They have'ta tell audiences that the Magician isn't actually cutting da woman in half. "Ahh... Gawd..Golly...."

My wife loves to travel and wants to take me to "Da Land Down Under". I'm not so sure 'bout that? I thought da English were dumb enuff. I don't even want to think about hang'n around with people who can't pronounce "Hello". "elow dar mate". I've partied with people from all over da world. People from da USA are da best party'rs in da world, no doubt about it, da best. Except for one region. I can bet every person from da U.S. knows who I'm talk'n about right? Texans. The single most annoying bloated ego in da land! Hideous people! Who's worse? Who's worse than a bloated, drunk'n ass from Texas? That's right. A fuck'n Australian! A bandy legged, stale smoke smelling, toothless Englishman can seem like a genius next to a big headed, over tanned, pompous Australian. But like a big dog they can be very loyal. They can be trained to do da simplest taskes, like hold a gun, shoot and fire. Plus they're strong as ol'beat'hell. Stupid and strong. Great combo during warfare. That's why whenever there's a fight to be had, there's an Aussie, put'n up his dukes. "Cum on, cum on". They're always da first to lose too. They've never quite figured out how not to lead with their chin. Dumb as all get'out. This is a country that brags about have'n da most caualties during the 1'st and 2'nd World Wars. Who brags about losing the most men? Australia that's who. I would think if you lost the lest amount of men during war, that would be da victory? Not to an Aussie, nope. "Wee Losed Da Most"...

Anyway.. I got off topic... Hey Britney if you wanna show your backside and lip-synch a few numbers come to Canada. We wont embarrass you as a fraud and a no tallent.

Wally Oot!

Can Hardly Wait!!!

"Wally Out"! or in Canada "Wally Oot"!

Happy Halloween

Have A Fun Night Ya Goblins!

Wally

Canada To Pam Anderson..."Shut Da Fuck Up"!...

"We Don't Need To Take Advise From A Drunk, Hep C Contaminating, Stuttering Whore!"

Besides Pamela hasn't a clue what she's stammering about.

Actress Pam Anderson says she's ashamed of her homeland's seal hunt.

TORONTO - Pamela Anderson cuddled a seal mascot Friday and used her iconic Barbie-like assets to draw attention to what she called the "shameful practice" of seal hunting in her homeland. Anderson told a gathering outside Ontario's legislature that she wanted to save Canada from further international embarrassment over a "barbaric massacre." "When I travel all over the world, the Canadian seal hunt is a huge issue that people talk to me about," she said. "So I'm trying to save some embarrassment." Anderson, 42, braved blustering winds and a bone-chilling damp while clad in a one shoulder sheath and strappy heels. Her handlers ensured not a drop of rain reached her primped hair and makeup. After posing with the mascot and a picture of her air-brushed self wearing a "Save the Seals" T-shirt, the former "Baywatch" star took time to answer gossip questions. "No," she replied when asked if she's selling her Malibu home. "Don't believe any of that crap," she said, adding, "I have a home in Canada too". "Being Canadian, I feel I am hopefully a good voice here," she said while shutters snapped around her. med of her homeland's seal hunt".

Minister of Fisheries and Oceans Gail Shea called Anderson's remarks disappointing and suggested she spend time with East Coast sealers to understand the hunt's importance. "Hollywood celebrities are not going to dictate policy in Canada because we make decisions that are based on science and consultation with Canadians," Shea said in a telephone interview. Anderson, a B.C. native, was in Toronto to launch her new animal-friendly clothing line at Fashion Week. The actress and activist is one of several celebrities, including Kelly Osborne and Perez Hilton, who are part of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals campaign calling for an end to the annual seal hunt. PETA says the ads will appear in entertainment magazines and on blogs and will be tweeted in many languages starting this fall. The aim is to keep pressure on the government year-round instead of just during the spring when protests are expected. Anderson said baby seals are bludgeoned in front of their mothers before they have their first swim, but Shea said the killing of baby seals hasn't been practised in Canada since the early '80s. Activists focus on it because it tugs at the heart strings, Shea said. "They still use the pictures of white seal pups, which are very cute, and of course they're bleeding red blood on white ice," she said. "It's all very dramatic, but it doesn't happen." The hunt is not just a tradition but a big part of the economy in coastal communities that do not the same economic opportunities as other parts of the country, Shea added.

Prominent figures like U.S. President Barack Obama, Russian Prime Minister Vladimir Putin and the Dalai Lama have spoken out against the hunt. But many Canadian politicians support it, saying it gives remote regions an economic boost. Gov. Gen. Michaelle Jean made international headlines this summer when she helped carve a seal and ate part of its heart in support of the traditional aboriginal hunt. PETA claims it is not targeting the aboriginal hunt but the East Coast commercial hunt. Shea said there should be no distinction because seals are slaughtered in both hunts for economic reasons. "It's every bit as important to the East Coast of Canada as it is to the Inuit."

Canada To Barack Obama & Vlad Putin... "Shut The fuck-up as well"! "Quit killing men and women all over da world for profit" "Quit do'n business with China and Japan, because both of these countries are the sole reason our oceans are being picked clean"!

Back To Pam... Here's some info that ought to be of interest to Ms. Anderson? She suffers from Hepatitis C, a virus that puts her at high risk for liver disease and liver cancer. The American Liver Foundation believes that animal testing is essential for finding a cure, and Ms. Anderson herself served in 2002 as grand marshal for an American Liver Foundation fund-raiser. Must have left her PETA T-shirt at home that day?!

She's full o' shit! She's also misinformed and a bit of a retard.

Wally Out!

Jay Leno Is A Fuck'n Thief!

Jay Leno takes heat for stealing ideas from Howard Stern





Howard Stern has been talking about Jay Leno stealing his comedic bits for a long time, and the mainstream media is finally starting to pay attention.



Mainstream news outlets including ABC News are now reporting on Howard Stern's allegations of intellectual property theft by The Jay Leno Show writing team. A recent online report by ABC News specifically highlilghted The Jay Leno Show's use of a sketch in which a chicken makes a series of football picks against a football expert. The Howard Stern Show pitted co-host Artie Lange against a live chicken to make football pool picks in 2003 (the chicken won). The Jay Leno Show used the exact same gag on October 9th when pitting retired NFL star Terry Bradshaw against a chicken to predict this year's NFL champion. Mega-blogger Perez Hilton and AOL News celebrity entertainment website PopEater.com are now both reporting on Howard Stern's allegations against The Jay Leno Show writing team.



Howard Stern has also accused The Jay Leno Show writers of stealing the 'earn your plugs' segment in which Jay Leno makes his guests perform 'humiliating' tasks before they promote their latest projects. The mainstream media may be just picking up on the Jay Leno sleaze factor, but Howard Stern has been talking about it for years. Howard Stern has ranted at length over the years on Jay Leno's basing his regular 'Jaywalking' bit on The Tonight Show on The Howard Stern Show's 'Homeless Game.' No second-hander move by Jay Leno has been more obvious, though, than his luring of Howard Stern Show field correspondent "Stuttering John Melendez" away from Howard Stern to take a gig as the announcer on The Tonight Show. Melendez was demoted to the writer's room when Jay Leno moved to his new 10:00PM timeslot.


The mainstream media's attention to Howard Stern Show's accusations is likely due, in part, to crackerjack Howard 100 News reporter Steve Langford's detailed series of reports on the Jay Leno intellectual property thefts.



I stole this item from Liz Brown of da Examiner.com. At lest I'll admit that!



The truth be told is Jay Leno has also stole from David Letterman. After Dave went to CBS to create the "Late Show". Leno stole a number of bits Dave wrote for his "Late Night With David Letterman". Leno and NBC claimed them on "Intellectual Property" rights. As NBC said ..."they owned all property and ideas on LNWDL". Problems was David Letterman owned "Late Night" as well as NBC. It was a "World Wide Pants" production for NBC. Much like what happen when Howard Stern left CBS/Viacom. Stern sued and won his property back. Unlike Stern, Letterman settled for an undisclosed amount of money, gave up the name "Late Night" and all intellectual property except 50% of his old bits.

So "Small Town News" & "Dumb Ads" on da "Late Night Show", became "Headlines" & "Weddings" On Da "Tonight Show". Leno is an unscrupulous, immoral thief. I don't know why it has took almost 20 years before anyone has said anything? I hope it haunts him into an early retirement.


The last word goes to the great comedian Bill Hicks with his take on Leno. Let me say, it's not flattering!

Sa Later
Wally